The more Mr Ryan teaches the more smart i get

The more joke i tell the more people laugh

The more years in school the older I get

The more we play games the more we get better

The more smarter we get in math the more pizzas we get from Mr Ryan

The more I give pick up lines the more girls I get

The more food I get the more shit comes out

the more time I spent on homework the more I give up

The more I work out the more sexy I get

The more i go to school the more energy i lose

The more sweet drinks i drink the more sweet my pee becomes