Once upon a time there was a boy he to density because his teeth was paining density said’ to sit him then he sit and density take tools to take out teeth but the boy don't opening his mouth then density was thinking and density get a idea and density were a mass of monster action like a monster the boys scared and he open his mouth the density take out the teeth and said always believe on doctor. 

 

Anonymous

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A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

 

Anonymous

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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

 

funny jokes

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

 

ZDW

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Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

 

Montgomery...

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Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

 

Achtung

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Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

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