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Jessi Glaser

steenstrae1 — 2018-12-17 19:15:30 UTC

WORST DAY EVER!!! Went on a fun school trip to the Statue of Liberty right? WRONG. I wore white shorts because Shannon said how cute I look in them. HA. Thanks mom because I BLED OUT! First day of womanhood and it already sucks. Can't wait for menopause. And I yelled at my best friend or boyfriend today, I don't even know what we are.
Feeling: Crampy

Nick Birch

steenstrae1 — 2018-12-17 19:17:33 UTC

Guy's I'm confused. Jessi's mad at me. I didn't know I wasn't supposed to say sorry to her because she got her "." Can't even type it, so gross. Andrew threw up when he heard. This couple thing is hard, Devin and Devin make it look so easy. I wonder if they got their hormone monster... when am I getting mine!?!?
Feeling: left out

Andrew Glouberman

steenstrae1 — 2018-12-17 19:31:23 UTC

Is it me or does every day get increasingly more awkward. I had to help Jessi with her lady problems, Nick got mad at me for helping her, I had to sit by Coach Steve instead of Missy and Maurice won't LEAVE ME ALONE. I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS GIVE ME A BREAK.
Feeling: the need to hide

Maurice The Hormone Monster

steenstrae1 — 2018-12-17 19:35:06 UTC

Class trip was today you perverts. You already know Andrew got some seat action next to Missy, wait- ANDREW why are you sitting next to Coach Steve. FUCK. Can't you do anything right? I'll be back later tonight when you're trying to sleep
Feeling: No sleep tonight Andrew

Connie The Hormone Monstress

steenstrae1 — 2018-12-17 19:37:59 UTC

Got a new sweet baby today. Little Jessi Glaser, time to show her the wonderful things being a women is all about. Shannon you had your turn, there's a new mamma in town
Feeling: sexy

Devin

steenstrae1 — 2018-12-17 19:40:34 UTC

Ha, heard there's a new couple in town. They could never beat "The Devins" though. #PowerCouple Lola got annoyed at me talking to Jessi today, I need a new number two she's getting too protective. Now accepting applications
Feeling: #Fierce #thedevins

Devon

steenstrae1 — 2018-12-17 19:46:46 UTC

I told Devin today that my name's really DeVON. She didn't care, posted the pic anyway with the #thedevins. Nick joined the couple group, don't think he and Jessi are gonna last though.
Feeling: Annoyed #thedevins

Lola

steenstrae1 — 2018-12-17 19:49:14 UTC

You GUYSSSS. Devin got a new best friend :( Not for long I'm gonna take that red head b!tch OUT. She's MY best friend.
Feeling: Threatened!!! #devinILY!

Missy

steenstrae1 — 2018-12-17 19:52:33 UTC

Almost played travel scrabble with Andrew today on the bus <3 He sat with Coach Steve though, is that a sign? I have to study for my science test I shouldn't even be posting my feelings to the world right now
Feeling: like an A+

Coach Steve

steenstrae1 — 2018-12-17 19:54:13 UTC

Oh you know, hanging out. Helped a young student to uh figure out her lady parts today. Bought her marshmallows instead of tampons though #JustTryingToHelp. Taught Andrew how we got the Statue of Liberty from the Indians on Thanksgiving
Feeling: does anyone know where I put my rocketpop?

Jay

steenstrae1 — 2018-12-17 19:59:26 UTC

BEST DAY EVER!!!! Got taken in by security on the field trip. Wowed my way out of it with my magician skills! Literally I am the greatest magician ever.
Feeling: Famous