WHY DID YOU LOSE THIS MASTERPIECE

I asked the person who found this where they got it, but they said that they didn't know. I hope this investigation goes better than what we got already.

I have mapped the cupboards and drawers
Tracked the least walked spots on the floor
Happy to be home safe and warm
As shadows by their feet
The odd vanishing treat
Quietly eating while they sleep
So here's where I'll be raising my kids
If I can find someone to start a family with
Till then, I’ll dream of the day my odds and ends fit
I'll wake up, there'll be food on the stove
Forever and never want for more

Is therе cheese in the great bеyond?
Rinds of parmesan
Wine to water, night from dawn
Life gets shorter, teeth grow long
Mind me not and I’ll mind my own
And my mind’s not one bite smaller or lesser than yours
Do I belong in right and wrong?
Nature, I guess

One night, one flung light through this place
So I run for cover, over under, left the rind out on the plate
Little heart racing and praying, “Something keep me safe”
I think it saw my face
Okay, one hungry day is nothing come what may
But then winter came inside for three nights
Left me grinding my teeth between my walls and gripping my dreams tight
Curled up, kept my head up, and put up the fight
I’ll make it through again
I have before
C’mon, now, what’s one more?

Is there cheese in the great beyond?
Rinds of parmesan
Wine to water, night from dawn
Life gets shorter, teeth grow long
Mind me not and I’ll mind my own
And my mind’s not one bite smaller or lesser than yours
Do I belong in right and wrong?
Nature, I guess

Spring bloomed in the kitchen again
So I crawled out of the wall and squinting
Saw hope on the stovetop
Just like I’d always imagined it
More than I could eat
My dreams were finally reality
My struggles had a happy ending
They must want to be friends
My stomach starts to turn
With thirst, why does it hurt?
My just dessert is served, dig in

So I stumble back to bed
Something’s not quite right
Guess I’ll just go rest my head
Now as I lay me down to sleep
I expect no dreams
And no sweet goodbye to me
Flatline in the morning light
I held on so tight
For so long, it’s just not right
Let a sigh out as I close my eyes
Was that all there was to this?
What’s for the best?

Is there cheese in the great beyond?
What’s the Moon made of?
Meet me there after I'm gone
Life gets shorter, teeth grow long
Mind me not and I’ll mind my own
And my mind held the same light as the one in your eyes

Do I belong in right and wrong?
One dies alone? And why? Don’t know
Goodbye, so long
To mice in homes
Nature, I guess
Nature, I guess
Nature, I guess

A police officer asked me where I was heading (Suspicious as hell)

And when I told him I was headed to Dallas, Texas...

HE DROVE INTO THE SIDE OF MY CAR

17-car pile-up. I survived barely. I... feel like they don't want me to find the tape. But I must. I am a lost media hunter, after all.

its not expired somehow

lets goooo I'm gonna get the BROWN special

JK I'm keeping this and sell it to collectors

Jesus Christ

progress no slower than tar

everywhere

everyplace

everyone, under the sun

is this game sigma

Made the cats winscreens show emotion

Addition

Secret level

Some minor graphical changes

The "3 2 1 go" looks way cooler

And the winscreen spins as it appears

Also added a new level

(maps 9 and 10)

Also added sound effects

New secret level!

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