cursed fanfic archive by Broseph https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak Made with no regrets, whatsoever en-us 2021-09-14 19:44:54 UTC 2023-03-15 17:54:41 UTC hello@padlet.com https://padlet-uploads.storage.googleapis.com/939711367/0ce4d065059b95c406c29e2d4976c29e/369_3693446_free_download_vaporwave_transparent_images_background_vaporwave_png.png when you make something out of pure boredom & stupidity spaghetti_unfunny https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/1740586146 tequila Joseph x reader chapter 1|| Who is she?

I've always had trouble finding someone, most of the time it never ends well or ends too short but today felt different...

"Do you happen to know where I can find place to rest for the night?" I turn around to see a tall woman...I think, it's hard to make out her face since she was standing in front of the sun. I mumbled out "Yeah, just around the corner." "What was that?" she said in a very manly voice, in a slightly flustered and horrified voice I say "Follow me!" 
I get up and lead her to a hotel, I look over my shoulder to see her towering over me. She's quite tall not to mention she's in heels, she seems to be around 6'ft, I feel like an ant compared to her and I'm only 5'9!
*a few moments later*
After a long, awkward walk we made it to the hotel in a hours time.
I finally got a glimpse of her face, it was masculine,she had these beautiful grayish-blue eyes, maybe... maybe I like her.
I felt my cheeks and tips of my ears get red just by looking at her. "Uh...why are you..are you okay?" she said is a slightly worried tone "Are you sick or something? You want me to get you anything" she continued, I popped out of my small trance "Uh yeah I'm fine just a bit tired." "Oh, alright..." she said as she threw me an unsure glare and we walked into the building.]]> 2021-09-14 19:50:20 UTC https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/1740586146 when you make something out of pure boredom & stupidity 2 spaghetti_unfunny https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/1740586369 tequila Joseph x reader chapter 2||dude looks like a lady

We walked into the building and once I stepped in a rush of cold air hit me like freight train, I hate the cold. I look over and notice she shivered as well. we walk up to the reception desk and a sweet old lady pops up from behind, "What can I do for you?" she says in a kind and soft voice "A room for two!" the lady said, I turn my flustered head to look at her and whisper "Are we going to share a room!?" she leans over and says "yeah, why?" "nothing I was just wondering...". We both payed for the same room since we didn't have enough for separate, I was too flustered to look her in the face because of it. Once we walked into the room she set down a stack of messily folded clothes on the bed. As much as I wanted to I restrained myself from unfolding the clothes and looking at them you know, to not raise suspicion (as if I'm not already kind of suspicious) I turn away to untie my boots but I had the strange feeling to turn around only for the lady to be undressing herself "oh no! why am I doing this?!" the dress falls to the ground...she was a.. man? "Am I this dumb?" I thought "but, he does look very handsome" "Why are you staring at me?" he said  "I-uh it's not what you think!" I squeaked, he narrowed his eyes with a dumb smile "oh, alright." he put his clothes on and lied down on the bed with me. I lied as stiff as a board, I dared not to look him in the face. the air was so thick you can cut it with a knife until I heard him snoring "thank god he's sleeping!" and some point I went limp and fell asleep. ]]> 2021-09-14 19:50:27 UTC https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/1740586369 this one is just 🤮 spaghetti_unfunny https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/1740652940 You and Caesar are at a nice restaurant, a plate of spaghetti was placed between both of you. You both start to eat, you happen to have got the same noodle he had. Your lips meet, as you continue to suck, Caesar can feel the pasta go back up his throat. You utter the words “my pasta...MY.PASTA”. :) 

(wrote this in second person smh 😑)]]> 2021-09-14 20:27:20 UTC https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/1740652940 this is my one shots and I get to make it STEAMPUNK! spaghetti_unfunny https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/1743394374 he understands mechanical hands|| Caesar x reader one shot#1

mechanical hands have always been interesting to me. Understanding how it's made and how it works but I hardly get anyone to tinker around with

(I'm still working one this so shut up)]]> 2021-09-15 16:42:43 UTC https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/1743394374 when you make something out of pure boredom & stupidity 3 spaghetti_unfunny https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/1749296538 tequila Joseph x reader chapter 3|| good morning?

I woke up to back pain 'How can I forget what happens when I sleep on my back?! Man, I haven't been think straight since yesterday.' I turn over to see that the man is gone, the bathroom light is on, and the dress hasn't been picked up off the floor. "WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE SHAMPOO BUT NOT BODY WASH?!" it went dead silent with only the sound of the shower and footsteps in the tub and then "AND IT'S WOMEN'S SHAMPOO!" it was too early for me to me laughing, I tried my hardest to wake up so I got up and stretched. After about ten minutes, the tall brunet walked out in a dark green tank top, jeans, and his hair still dripping, I'd be a liar if I said that I didn't like him looking like that 'Damn it Y/N, you can't like him besides, he probably doesn't like me' "Hey, are you ok? You've been a little red since yesterday." "oh yeah I'm fine. I was just....thinking" that was a lie. "alright..." he dried his hair and I tried not to admire him but it was hard not to. Once the brunet finished drying hims hair he picked up the dress and I blurted out "I can fold that for you!" he turned around and said "Sure, as long I don't have to do it." I felt a small smile creep onto my face.]]> 2021-09-17 17:35:38 UTC https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/1749296538 aye yo catboy caesar fanfic😳 spaghetti_unfunny https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/1749620499 It was a quiet rainy day and all the strays are somewhere in hiding trying to keep themselves dry until the sound of a body hitting mud broke the silence, I got up to check what that was and see a man lying in my backyard 'what the hell?' but I noticed that man wasn't entirely man, how did I come to the conclusion? well a tail peaked out from underneath his coat. "what the..." I whispered, the man(?) slowly started to pick himself up off the ground and as he did that I noticed cat ears on his head 'tell me this is a joke....this is a.. joke right?' I thought to myself as I paced around in my kitchen, I turned my head to look out the glass door and I saw him with his hands pressed against the glass staring at me, we made direct eye contact and as I did so I noticed his eyes looked sad as if he wanted me to let him into my house. "OH NO YA DON'T!" I grabbed a broom and was ready to open the sliding door. As soon as I did, I felt him brush up against my leg as he ran inside. "HEY, GET OUTTA HERE!" I bolted over to the couch to stop him from getting his DIRTY, WET CLOTHES ON THE COUCH! ]]> 2021-09-17 21:03:20 UTC https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/1749620499 when you make something out of pure boredom & stupidity 4 spaghetti_unfunny https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/1852291817 tequila Joseph x reader chapter 4|| 

I hand him the folded dress and he smiles in response. I like his smile but I know he doesn't and feel the same way besides, we're just strangers. It's not like he's going to instantly fall for an awkward guy like me...

Joseph's POV:

]]> 2021-10-28 19:41:55 UTC https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/1852291817 Darling Don't Worry|| story 1 spaghetti_unfunny https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/1984443041 After defeating the pillar men, Joseph & Caesar felt as though their adventure wasn't over...

Joseph would constantly walk by Caesar's hospital room hoping he was alright.
The doctor said he wasn't in critical condition (Thank god!) but he wasn't looking too good. No matter how much everyone reassured him, Joseph was scared. He wasn't ready to loose his friend...he had things he wanted to tell him but those damn feelings made it hard for him to get it out at the right moment and who knows how much time Caesar has left.

Joseph had feelings for Caesar. He was in love with his soft blonde hair, the way his emerald green eyes glistened, the sound of his voice, his lovely smile, the way he smelt of cologne and faint cigarette smoke, his toned body. He loved everything about Caesar that he could go on for hours about it...Only if his heart would let him that is.
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Caesar would lay on his bed wondering if he'll make it to the next day so much so that he'll start crying. But he'll try and take his mind off it by replacing it with all the good times he had. In the end, it only makes him feel worse.

Joseph was a thought that would calm him down yet make him tear up again. He was so used to Joseph that since he isn't not around him as much, he felt like a part of him was missing. He denied the feeling and he was just "a close friend" but he knew he loved him. 

'How could I love an idiot like him?!'

As much as he tried to convince himself otherwise, he wanted him. Caesar waits for the day Joseph tells him that he likes no, loves him and would want to spent the rest of his days with him. But it's only a dream...
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'Come on, JoJo! Why can't you just open the door?!' the feeling was back again. After mustering enough courage, he was going to confess to Caesar but finally got cold feet once he reached his room. 

'GAH! I can't do it! How would he react if I did tell him?!' 

His shaking hand clutched the door nob, he took a deep as he turned it. 

When he opened the door, he was greeted with a heavily bandaged Caesar sitting up in shock and joy. 
"JOJO!" the Italian said as he leaned forward. Joseph couldn't help but smile back at his love. 
"It's been awhile since you've last visited me. How have you been, amore~?" 
"A-Amore? what does that mean?" 
"It- It's just name..."
"Oh really?~ Nothing special behind it?"
"What are you getting at?"

]]> 2022-01-10 18:02:50 UTC https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/1984443041 The suit||story 2 spaghetti_unfunny https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/2000838311 "I DON'T WANT TO WEAR THIS STUPID THING!"
"OH COME ON IT'S NOT THAT BAD!"
"GAh YOU'RE- KILLING ME!"
"I'm going to kill you..."

After many excruciatingly long minutes, Caesar finally got Joseph's suit on. He felt proud as if he had tamed a wild animal. 

"See, you look handsome."
"I look like a penguin"
"Nothing will ever satisfy you."
"Why do we have to wear these?"
"Because it's a nice party and you need to look presentable and not like you just crawled out of a dumpster."
"..."

All he got was angry silence. He didn't want his lover to be mad at him and he didn't want the silent treatment especially before a boring party. 
'Dammit, he's mad now. I guess I can sweeten him up a bit.'

"hey JoJo."
"..."
he left a small kiss on his cheek, hoping it would make him feel better.
"Wh-why'd you kiss me?"
"I don't want you to be mad at me..."
"Me? Mad at you? You're kidding."
"So you're not mad?"
"No....not really."
"Then what was with the silence?"
"I was just... I wanted to ask you something but.. I don't know if you'll get mad."
"I can't get mad if you don't tell me"
"Do you think this party is stupid?"
They both knew the party was dumb but couldn't just decline the offer. The only thing they could do was show up and act like they enjoyed it. 
"You know very well what I think."
"glad to know you agre-"
"IT'S ALMOST TIME! GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS WE GOTTA GO!"]]> 2022-01-19 16:15:39 UTC https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/2000838311 Rest day|| story 3 spaghetti_unfunny https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/2003473646 Xtra stuff before we start:
  • this is takes place in modern time
  • I'm sick myself (at the time of writing) so...
  • I've watched the same rv ad more times that I can count (at the time of writing)
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No one really knows how Caesar got sick. They blew it off as allergies or a small cold but it was a fever, just great.
"JOJO! GET OFF ME!"
"You're sick and you should rest."
"A small fever isn't going to stop me from being an adult."
"But-"
"No. No guilting"
JoJo wasn't going to give up on getting Caesar to rest. He cared for him and he didn't want his lover tiring himself out and feeling worse.

~2 hours later~
'God, he's like the thing that never stops. How the hell does he think of stuff to do that'll keep him going?'
]]> 2022-01-20 17:50:12 UTC https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/2003473646 Caejose head-canons spaghetti_unfunny https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/2003577768 Joseph is more open with his love and I mean nonstop cuddles, kisses, and just being annoying. But him being annoying is just his way of loving.

Caesar isn't really the cuddly type but he does kiss and say "I love you" but he'd probably do something like a candle light dinner or take Joseph out on a nice date.

Joseph is doesn't care which spoon he is but Caesar is the one who mainly receives the cuddles. Caesar seems like the kind of guy who would ask for cuddles when stressed, sad, jealous, or when he wants something.

Joseph would be top because he probably whine if he isn't 
I'll be generous and make Caesar a switch ]]> 2022-01-20 18:38:48 UTC https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/2003577768 you're never alone spaghetti_unfunny https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/2022017611
  • kinda angsty
  • ik this might be out of character but sometimes you just don't feel like yourself
  • just venting out my own problems (=▽=;
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    I feel...not like myself. I feel sad, it wasn't normal. I didn't want to get out of bed, I just wanted to stay a useless lump.

    I guess Caesar left, he usually tells me when he leaves but this time he didn't. He didn't even bother to check in on me... Maybe he doesn't love me anymore and is trying to get away from me?

    everything I thought made me feel worse. I just want to stop thinking entirely, it will only make me feel worse.

    ==2 hours later==
    "I'm hungry.... I don't to get up."
    after a few minute of ignoring it, he finally gave into the hunger.

    I stood staring whatever was on the counter. bread,
    ]]>     2022-01-31 18:50:51 UTC https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/2022017611     boring day|| story 4 spaghetti_unfunny https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/2055614581
  • this takes place in modern time
  • my caejose brainrot is back 
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    Another boring weekend. Caesar over worked himself like last time and is resting, which means Joseph has no one to keep him company.

    'Why does he always overwork himself? He pushes himself to do too much. I love him but he really needs to know when to stop.'

    -30 minutes later-
    It was time for Joseph to check on his lover.

    ]]>     2022-02-18 17:03:15 UTC https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/2055614581     a smoke in the rain spaghetti_unfunny https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/2118022544 Caesar came home from work drenched. Joseph looked at him like a kid when his dad finally came home after getting milk and said "CAESAR! IT'S RAINING!". "I know.." Caesar snapped back.

    Caesar had a stressful day and to top it off, it started raining as he was walking home. All that made him want to have a smoke and that's what he did. So he stepped out to the back porch and lit a cigarette.

    Joseph wanted to spend some time with Caesar since they're usually busy so he decided to sit outside with his smoking chimney of a boyfriend. 'He looks handsome standing there.' Joseph thought. He leaned his head on his lover's shoulder and said "I love you."]]>     2022-03-28 21:07:58 UTC https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/2118022544     got bored decided to write out my Kaz x reader fanfic spaghetti_unfunny https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/2484056752 "Hey kid.."
    chapter 1: meeting

    This is your last year in college. You have saved up enough money to afford a small house, so you don't have to worry about dealing with annoying roommates; your cat can stay with you, and it makes you feel independent. The neighbors have been kind, and you have gotten to know them in the few days since you arrived, except for one. They say he is a recluse, and the few who have interacted with him say that he is hostile and can be cold. The thought of him frightens and intimidates you.

    After a few days of contemplation, you walked up to his door and knocked. The silence was deafening until you heard footsteps and a man's voice. The door opened and you did an awkward bow. "Hello! My name is (f/n l/n). It's nice to meet you!" you exclaimed. 'How embarrassing...'. A stifled chuckle came from the man. "A little loud, aren't you, kid?" His voice was deep, and you felt your face get a little warm. "So, what do you want?" His voice grew stern. "Hey, kid, are you deaf?" His voice sounding louder than before. "I--" You were racking your brain to figure out what wouldn't make him even more pissed. "I'm new to the neighborhood and I wanted to meet you..." 'Nailed it,' you thought.]]>     2023-02-15 20:02:04 UTC https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/2484056752     About spaghetti_unfunny https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/2518173249 While this is MGSV Kaz, this takes place in modern times. It's a bit weird, but I wanted to be different. The writing might be complete crap, but that's okay; I'm terrible at writing.
    I tried writing y/n to be as gender neutral as I could (might not be the best).]]>     2023-03-15 17:53:56 UTC https://padlet.com/spaghetti_unfunny/52sny5ooxt92c6ak/wish/2518173249