Remake of False Apology Poems by Debby Harris

Ms. Vought, iPHONY (heh)

dbby_chn — 2017-03-21 04:40:04 UTC

This is just to say

I have taken your
phone charger
that was
plugged in

and now you
are at two
percent
battery life

Forgive me
I needed it more
than you
for the gram

Aileen De Leon

2017-03-21 12:35:30 UTC

SCOUT
This is just to say
I'm sorry you got punched in the face
I must admit, it was some of my best work
What you said angered me and I apologize
I'm sorry, I could've done better
Hopefully you won't do it again, so I won't have to do it another time.

MINE
This is just to say,
I'm sorry I did not clean the kitchen
I did however get to sleep more
Maybe one day I'll wash those dishes
But for now, I took a really good nap
Hopefully you still let me go out tomorrow
I woke up late and went out with some friends
Hey! You always said I needed to get out of my room more so I did
I hope you forgive me, it was well worth it though.

Saiannice Soares, From Scout

2017-03-21 12:35:30 UTC

This is just to say

I started our
childish war
that was
formed by insults

and now you
are crying
while I am not

Forgive me
I got you good
and I only left with
less than a handfull of marks :)

Justin Anderson I'm Sorry

2017-03-21 12:35:30 UTC

This is just to say

I am sorry
I punched you
in the face

I guess I was
in the wrong
for making you
cry

I will forgive
you even though
you called me a
Nigger Lover

Jola Gilley-Scouts Apology

2017-03-21 12:35:30 UTC

This is just to say

I'm sorry for splitting my knuckles into the bone of your front teeth

I should have been the bigger person and not have stooped down to your level.

I shouldn't have let just anyones words get to me.

Kamryn Brown

2017-03-21 12:35:31 UTC

This is just to say

I'm sorry,
My hand
didn't mean
to punch you

Your inappropriate
comments did
not make
ME mad at all

But MY hand
cannot put
up with
this nonsense

So just know that
the next time
you say
something rude

My hand will be waiting
------------------------------------------------
This is just to say

Oops my sarcasm wasn't intentional
I actually really love listening to your remarks
Because you know me so well!!
And I don't know how you got blocked
I mean I'm not about to unblock you but
I'm still sorry because my posts are great and you're going to miss out on them

Nina Moore

2017-03-21 12:35:33 UTC

this is just to say heck yeah i slapped you and you deserved it.I let my actions get the best of me.Hopefully you learned your lesson and we won't have this incident repeat.But yes, truely I am sorry.

Jesse

2017-03-21 12:35:34 UTC

This is just to say

Forgive me
I didn't mean to punch you in the face
but your slander had to stop

and now you know what will happen the next time you pick on me and curse me with insults

you'll be the one wiping your tears and not me

Jaidyn Cooksey

2017-03-21 12:35:36 UTC

Dear Francis,
I'm sorry that i punched you and called you a "whore-lady".

Dear Mother,
I'm sorry that I keep "falling asleep" everynight right before it's time for me to wash the dishes. By now i think you know that it's calculated movement however. It's not that i don't want our house to be clean, i just don't want to be the one who has to clean it. I hope you understand that it's not you, it's me.

Breana Horne

breana_horne — 2017-03-21 12:35:36 UTC

TKAM

Dear Francis,
Sorry you got what you deserved
Remember, this is what happens when you mess with me
I hope you can forgive me
Also, I hope you stop being racist

Carly Steed

2017-03-21 12:35:39 UTC

This is just to say

I didn't mean
for my fist to make contact
with your face

Forgive me
It was a complete accident
but maybe if you hadn't said what you did
you wouldn't have that bruise on your face

This is just to say

I took your favorite jacket
the one that you bought
with your birthday money

Forgive me
the inside feels like
I'm wearing a cloud
and it goes great
with my favorite pair of jeans

Sierra Broga

sierra_broga — 2017-03-21 12:35:41 UTC

TKAM
I have punched you in the face in the heat of anger and now your face is messed up. Forgive me, you made me mad by talking about my dad.

OTHER
My bad, i spilled my drink of your brand new shoes that you just bought yesterday with you minimum wage pay check. Forgive me, my shoes are way more valuable.

Benjamine Cordova

2017-03-21 12:35:44 UTC

Hi,

im really sorry,
i didnt mean to swing,
my hand was just there,
in your face,

i guess my emotions took over,
maybe it would help if you were a tad kinder though,

then maybe my hand wouldnt spasm into your face.

love Scout.

DEAR JIMMY,

thank you for the lunch
i really love it. especially yesterday when i walked up to you and I didnt even have to take it. i ate every last piece
JOSH,

Yazmin

2017-03-21 12:35:45 UTC

This is just to say,
im sorry for
punching you
but what you said
made me very angry
hope you can
forgive me.
you deserved it though:)

This is just to say
i ate your chips
they were just
sitting there
waiting for me
to eat them
and now you're
mad at me
but honestly..
i don't care cause
they were soo good.

Tre' Holton, Im Sorry, Dionte Don't Kill Me

2017-03-21 12:35:46 UTC

Im Sorry:
I supppose i have to say

Im sorry for what
I did to you Francis
even though
you had it comming

Its safe to say
that i regret
ever hitting you
in the face

Please find it
deep in your
heart to
forgive me

Dionte Don't Kill Me:
Dionte calm down

I know your angrey
about the loss in
2k but you
have to be calm

Its okay
there is still
next time
we can do it

Please calm
down and
accept my dear
apologie friend

Haileigh Walton

haileigh_walton — 2017-03-21 12:35:56 UTC

This is just to say
We sadly cannot let you stay
Because your AdBlock extension
Takes our revenue away
--
This is just to say
Although my fist would disagree
I guess I'm sorry for what I did
And that I ended it this way

Jetta Van Fossen

2017-03-21 12:35:57 UTC

False apology:

Dear Francis,
I apologize for a well-deserved punch to the face.
After the many times you called me that name,
I couldn't help but lose my temper and get back at you for it.
Honestly, you deserve another punch to the face for lying.
Hope you're feeling better after I got my burning revenge.
----------------------------------------------------
Sorry I ate all the snacks in the cupboard, but that is what you get for leaving it in an accessible place. I was thinking about eating my leftover casserole but after thinking about you passing out during my favorite show last night, I think I should make you go out and buy groceries.

Jared Runyan- Scout's Apology

2017-03-21 12:36:07 UTC

This is just to say

That Francis you did have
it coming to you
I told you to stop
and you did not.

forgive me that my fist came into
contact with your face I didn't want to do it I did not want to stoop to your level.

But I did and I feel bad for my sake because stupid is contagious.

John Folsom

2017-03-21 12:36:10 UTC

False apology haiku

I'm sorry Francis
I shouldn't have punched your face
you deserved it though

This is just to say
I know what
I did
was wrong

But my

Rei Santos

2017-03-21 12:36:27 UTC

Dear Francis,

I apologize for
punching you in the face
Even though
you did deserve it

Now you're all
bruised and hurt
like i was when
you called me a "nigger-lover"

If you ever call
me that again
expect another
letter from me.

Dear mom,

I'm sorry for
not cleaning my room
but how else was I
going to get my homework done

You claim you want
me to be a scholar
I can't be a great
daughter too

Some things you
Just have to deal with
Clean room or
All A's? Which one?

Eyonah Jones

2017-03-21 12:36:34 UTC

I apologize sincerely
for not reading TKAM
I just don't like it
but i did read three other books
to take it's place so it's okay
I really am sorry

This is just to say

even though you insulted me first
I apologize for what I called you
even if you are a whore-lady
I still shouldn't have said it
so please forgive me ;*

Maya Ajanaku

2017-03-21 12:36:37 UTC

False Apology
I'm sorry i punched you
but what you said angered me
You gotta admit though
it was a nice hit

My mom told me
i should apologize
I'm sorry
i messed up your face

--
This is just to say
I didnt mean
to take your homework
but you have a 98
and i have a 28
my grade went up though
so thanks

justyce Mallory

2017-03-21 12:36:48 UTC

This is just to say,

i gave you a
punch in the face
but u
kind of deserved it

You called me
a N***** Lover
and it really
got to me

But o well,
Now you have
a bloody nose and a
even more messed up face then you used to.

i appoligize Eyonah
for throwing a chair on your foot.
but you know you have to
DO IT FOR THE VIDEO
but yea, you're fine now
so yea, I don't really care
But i still love ya tho ;)

rudy blas I need shorts

rudy_blas — 2017-03-21 12:36:58 UTC

Hey im sorry justin
Coach has been on me all week
and i forgot my shorts for practice
and i seen your spare just sitting in your locker
So FYI I took your pair of shorts so coach won't yell at me

my bad justin

Mackenzie Johnson

2017-03-21 12:37:13 UTC

Scout:
This is just to say,
that it was wrong for me to punch you in the face,
even though you deserved it

and now
your face is probably bruised
and your crying to your mom

Forgive me,
for I have taught you a valuable lesson
which is
not to call me names

Mine:
This is just to say,

Abby Hostetter

abbyhostetter — 2017-03-21 12:38:24 UTC

Forgive me, for I have sinned.
But oh did it feel so good to give you a taste of your own medicine.
Hopefully next time you'll think before you speak.
Say it again and I'll knock out your teeth.
There's my for-warning for any possible repeats.
I'm sorry because I thought this feud was over once I punched.
I guess I'll have to relay the message.
Sorry

Nina Moore Instagram

2017-03-21 12:39:45 UTC

This is just to say Im sorry i didn't like your picture on instagram.I didnt see it on my timeline Honestly, and even if i did i still wouldn't have liked it . Get out your feelings.I'll make sure to like your post next time.

Katherine

2017-03-21 12:40:32 UTC

I'm sorry that you can't take a hit from a girl. I got to admit it felt really good, espicially when you cried like a baby. Im also sorry that you don't think about anyone but your race color. Hope your happy about yourself.

Im sorry im on my phone all the time, but i seriously didn't see your text. i will text you an hour later anyways

Saiannice Soares, read 12:30

2017-03-21 12:40:52 UTC

This is just to say

I have left you
on read once again
almost as if I've
forgotten to answer

You are now wondering
why I have ignored you
with questions flooding your
little head

Forgive me I had just
recieved my pop socket
and netflix was calling my name

I'm sure you needed me for something but these last
few episodes of Naruto were too
good to miss

Jolan Gilley Revenge

2017-03-21 12:41:52 UTC

This is just to say

Yes I did eat your food, I hope you can find a way in your BIG heart to forgive me

But realistically, do not need it. You are big and strong and I dont think it would hurt you to miss a couple of meals.

rudy blas scout

rudy_blas — 2017-03-21 12:43:37 UTC

Franics you really had it coming
calling me names isnt how this thing is going to work.
If you didnt know its my bad that my hand hit your face after your said some really hurtful things it just came natural.

2017-03-21 12:44:27 UTC

Abby Hostetter

abbyhostetter — 2017-03-21 12:47:47 UTC

I would say I'm sorry but I'm really not lol.

Justin Anderson Sorry Coach

2017-03-21 12:47:52 UTC

This is just to say

I woke up in
the A.M and
working out
was not on
my mind

I came up with
a good excuse
hopefully you
believe me

i just didn't want
to lift so I
stayed home

khelee S.

2017-03-21 12:49:08 UTC

Dear Francis,
I'm writing this apology because I was told to do so. I'm sorry that you're a racist. You weren't born this way, our society is to blame for your behavior. Hopefully one day you'll realize what you've done wrong, unlike me who won't. Bless your heart.
- Scout

This is just to say

I stole your boyfriend
he slid in my dm
I replied
Now he's mine

You couldn't keep him
and now you lost him
do better next time
you're #teamsingle

He's really fine
I had to have him
Peep me in his bio
Go like our last picture

Makayla Green

2017-03-21 13:31:45 UTC

Personal:
Forgive me,
I ate your food out of the fridge today
I quickly devoured it and had nothing to say
But I have to admit that it did satisfy my needs
In the end you didn't have any food to recieve
So forgive me I guess for what I have done
And for this battle I guess I could say that you won

Scout:
This is just to say
I punched you in your face without any delay
I felt so disrespected and my temper go out of control
And all I could say is that you should have known your role
Although punching you did make me feel better
I know that it was wrong and that punch I will forever treasure.
So mabye I'm sorry and mabye I'm not
But you must admit that it was a good punch that you got.

Kyra Odum (Scout)

2017-03-21 13:31:52 UTC

This is just to say

I punched you
in the face
nearly knocking
you to the ground

you'll definetly
look better
with that scar
or bruise

Forgive me
but you shouldn't
have provoked
me I'm more
than just a girl

Noah Perdue

2017-03-21 13:32:26 UTC

(Personal)

This is just to say

I corrected
What you said

You got mad

I am sorry
You are a
Stupid Head

(Scout)

This is just to say

I socked
You in
Your face

Now you
Ar bleeding

I am sorry
The blood
Stained your
Shirt

Evan Grasso

2017-03-21 13:32:39 UTC

Hey Francis sorry for punching you in the face...you really deserved it. In fact, I would probably do it again. I hope your face hurts.

I see that you're trying to box me in so I can't pass you. Well I guess I'm sorry for spiking your leg. Its not all that bad though, because I still passed you! Next time don't get in my way or I'll just have to spike you harder :)

Episcopal Nose Guard- Collier spinosa

2017-03-21 13:32:47 UTC

Sorry I pancaked you
but honestly your just poo

Da'Ondalyn Simmons

2017-03-21 13:32:56 UTC

This is just to say

Im sorry that my line drive hit you,
You shouldn't have threw that screw.
next time im up to bat,
I suggest you move.

Dylan Macilveen

2017-03-21 13:33:00 UTC

This is just to say

i woke you up
from your little dream
were you thought you
could get me
but now you see

my hand in your face
which i am sorry for
but you cant escape
me no, not only in your
dreams.

This is just to say

i hope you can forgive me
i didnt mean to hit you
well i did but you had it
coming.
i hope you can let
bygones be bygones
and hopefully you move on
with the black eye you have.

False Apology: (Valeria Suarez)

2017-03-21 13:33:06 UTC

This is just to say

I got the solo
in the new song
that we are singing

I practiced for hours nonstop
trying my best
to perfect the sound

Im sorry I got it
even though you wanted it
It's just I did a better job

This is just to say

you just got hit
in your front teeth
by my left knuckle

I hit you on purpose
for the cruel words
you always have to say

I tried my best
to conrtol myself
I'm sorry but i meant it

Lauren Kreis Period 2

2017-03-21 13:33:25 UTC

This just to say

I stole the ball
from you
when you were
about to score

You were not
that good at soccer
so I scored
instead of you

sorry
not sorry

This is just to say (Scout)

I hit you
right in the face
and I
don't even feel bad

I am apologizing
but I don't mean it
because the punch
felt good

Your were mean
to me
so i was mean back
I am so... sorry

Kaitlin Hoebich

2017-03-21 13:34:03 UTC

This is just to say

Dear Francis,
sorry I punched you
sqaure in the face
but it's not my fault
you disgust the human race.

Abbey Jameson

2017-03-21 13:34:06 UTC

I had no choice but to apologize for my "wrongdoing".

So here goes,
I am sorry

Samaya

2017-03-21 13:34:09 UTC

I'm sorry I hit you
But you had it coming
I'm tired of you saying this
You had no right
You're a mini biggot
So here's my warning
Say it again and their will be no fight

Eva Mitcham

2017-03-21 13:34:10 UTC

I apologize

I woke up
this morning
to a broken punching bag

lets Just say
your face was
a replacement.

Joseph Jones

2017-03-21 13:34:24 UTC

This is just to say

I'm sorry for eating your leftovers i has hella hungry and you ate my whole pack of gum so i guess we're even.

(Scout)

Francis im sorry for punching you in the face but you had it coming don't ever look at me again

Jakie Lopez

2017-03-21 13:34:25 UTC

This is just to say
I'm sorry for punching you square in the face.
I guess you can my anger got the best of me but you can't blame me for doing it.

Stephen Gallon- For Scout🤘 🔥

2017-03-21 13:34:39 UTC

I don't wanna apologize
I ain't even gonna lie.
But you deserved that punch
Cause you're not really much.

Francis, what kind of name is that
Boy, that is really wack.
You shouldn't call people names
Cause your's isn't good of game!

I'm only saying this
Because your a little sis.
And you know your a tattletale
Why don't u stop you fat haybale!

Enrique Quijada

2017-03-21 13:34:50 UTC

(Scout)
I'm sorry Francis for puching your stank face, I dont regret it one bit because you gave me a reason to punch you. I hope your jaw is broken. I hope your not okay.

(personal)
Im sorry Ms. Vought, but I dont like Padlet, nor Google classroom, I wish we could write it, instead of typing.

Jeimy Garcia

2017-03-21 13:34:54 UTC

This is just to say

I punched you in the face
Though it should've been with a mace
I'm not really sorry but I won't tell you that
Or you'll end up hitting me with a bat.
I wish I'd have hitten you harder
But you're not tougher (than me)
I'd rather go to outer space
than deal with your ugly face
But once again I'm sorry for not hitting you harder

Adriana Limburg

2017-03-21 13:35:15 UTC

Personal:
Sorry to all the goalkeepers that I scored on,
I know how bad you feel about me scoring those goals cause now we don't have a bond,
but I had no other choice but it was rad,
and you were just really bad

Riley Powell

riley_powell — 2017-03-21 13:35:44 UTC

I am sorry I punched you,
It wont happen again.
next time choose your words carefully.
You are not my freind.

Malachi Burke

2017-03-21 13:36:17 UTC

This is just to say
i lied
im sorry
the extra credit i need
your forgiveness i plead
i beggin on my knees
i connected with Dill
he also told a lie
extra credit worthy ???
i think so
i would to keep begging but
sadly i have to go

Bj Jordan

2017-03-21 13:36:40 UTC

This is just to say

I dressed better than you
and took your girl
while you were gone

which was wrong
so I deeply apologize
and hope you find
someone else

Brady Blackburn

2017-03-21 13:36:44 UTC

I This is just to say
i hit you in your face
for that i apologize
but dont try me again
or you'll get this hand jive

Thia is just to say
your phone is now cracked
i am very sorry that your screen got jacked

Kyra Odum

2017-03-21 13:36:59 UTC

This is just to say

I stole money
from your wallet
to buy some
skittles and food

It was left in
the open and
should've been
kept with you

Forgive me
but you were
irresponsible
and they were
so good

Samaya (personal)

2017-03-21 13:37:23 UTC

Sorry i took your juice
i would like to say that it was all an ruse
but then i would be lying
i looked in the fridge and saw the bottle
then i thought about your face knowing you would be willing to throttle me
oh well i'm not too sasd because that was some really good juice thank you

Adriana Limburg

2017-03-21 13:37:44 UTC

Scout version:
I'm sorry Francis for punshing you,
I know that it was not lady like too,
but to be honest, you deserved it
and if people didn't stop me, then I would not have quit.

Jordan Jones (scout)

2017-03-21 13:37:51 UTC

This is just to say

I'm sorry for punching you in the face
you made me feel like a disgrace

Darius Ellis

darius_ellis — 2017-03-21 13:38:03 UTC

Personal:
I'm sorry for not caring but I really don't care so I'm not sorry but if I did care I still wouldn't be sorry : )

Scout:
I'm sorry for beating up my own cousin even though she called me a nigger lover... and lords knows I don't like them XOXO

Da'Ondalyn Simmons (scout)

2017-03-21 13:38:05 UTC

This is just to say

I'm sorry that I knocked you out,
there is no need to throw a tantrum and pout.

You always get your way,
I'm sorry we fought, there's no need to go away.

I'm sorry that you have no game,
but who would with your name?

Nic Timmons

2017-03-21 13:38:06 UTC

This is just to say
When my fist connected with your
ugly, good for nothing face, it felt good, real good. I hope this apology
finds you well. By the way, you deserved it in case you havent discerned that from this apology.

TJ Rosier

2017-03-21 13:40:42 UTC

This is just to say
I stole your 2k it was just calling my name
I only had 2k16 but you had 2k17 and I needed the new one
within one day my guy was a 99 overall playing for the Spurs getting buckets

Malachi Burke

2017-03-21 13:42:53 UTC

This is just to say
im sorry for eating your leftovers
mom said I could
so I thought I should
it was oh so delicous

False Apology ( Scout )

This is just to say
I punched you in the mouth
your lucky lucky I didn't punch you south

Dionte to Tre

2017-03-21 13:43:03 UTC

I'm sorry for shooting half court shot and on you every weekend on Park. You may score like 12 on me but who comes out with the win. 😶 Remember more chimes for ya head tops so watch how you speak on my name

Jeimy Garcia (Personal)

2017-03-21 13:44:45 UTC

This is just to say
I'm sorry to keep calling you names
Wherther

BJ Jordan

2017-03-21 13:44:48 UTC

I punched you in the face
with no intent to stop
which was very rude of me
hope your face is ok

Jakie Lopez

2017-03-21 13:44:48 UTC

I'm sorry I overthink things. It's just my anxiety and trust issues.

Kezia Agyare

2017-03-21 16:09:07 UTC

(Scout apology)
This is just to say
I am sorry for beating you up
but a girl's gotta do what a girls gotta do.
My apology
I regret telling on you
but don't touch my chinese food
that I'd been saving for lunch.

hayden farrell

2017-03-21 16:10:12 UTC

scout,
im sorry but
i beat you up and
that you deserved it
i am sorry that you got what you deserved and i beat you up i am sorry

personal,
i am sorry i ate your cookie
it was very good
i would do it again
but if i could go back and change something i would make the cookie chocolate chip i am sorry for eating your great cookie

Edac

2017-03-21 16:10:39 UTC

This is just to say
I am very very sorry that I punched you in your ugly, fat, illeterate, insignificant face but you are fat and ugly and insignificant and I should've told you rather than punching you. (Scout)

Even though pranking people is really funny and it makes me a happier person inside i do feel somewhat bad for doing it and this is my apology. I hope you can forgive me.

Daphne Cervantes (Scout)

2017-03-21 16:12:37 UTC

Hey I'm sorry I punched you in the face and sorry I had your face hurt. I was trying too.

Mathis Stresing

2017-03-21 16:12:54 UTC

(Fransis one)
Im sorry
for calling you names
I didn't mean it
actually I did
I hope you're okay
dont feel bad

(personal one)
Im sorry
to other soccer players
im sorry i curse at you
I dont really mean it
I have nothing against you

actually I do
I don't like you
We're going to beat you

Antonia Thomas

2017-03-21 16:13:01 UTC

I noticed that you bought the new gucci bag the one i wanted. But you have like 20 bags and you never gave me a gift for my birthday so lets just say its a gift from you to me. Thanks

Fake Apology ( Francis)\
I realized that punching you in the face was very wrong of me but i mean you deserved it. I hope you feel better and will accept my apology. (:

Harley Ramba

2017-03-21 16:13:06 UTC

Scout Apology
Dear Francis,

I'm sorry for beating your face to the ground,
but you deserved it for teasing me all of those times on the playground.

Personal Apology

Dear (incert name here),

I apologize for stealing your girl, you never treated her right and she cheated on you anyway. I took a stand like Rosa Parks (the irony) to stand for men who mistreat women.

Mr. Steal Yo Girl
(this is not directed to anyone in specific, just funny)

Summer Williams

2017-03-21 16:13:10 UTC

Dear Francis,
I would say that I'm deeply sorry for punching you in the face...but I'm not. Hopefully now you know not to mess with me anymore.
-Scout

I'm sorry I didn't do the dishes today like you asked me to. I was busy binge watching Netflix all day long.

Michelle Mordica

tonisha_mordica — 2017-03-21 16:13:11 UTC

(Scout)
This is just to say I didn't plan on stopping when I hit your face but you will be okay.
(Me)
I'm sorry not sorry I don't care enough to even say sorry at this point. Too bad you can't see something real when its in your face.

Katherine Raymond

2017-03-21 16:13:16 UTC

Scout Apology

This is just to say...
I'm sorry
For punching you
I guess that was rude

I'll take the blame
I hurt you
Afterall,
You're the only one with a bruise

Forgive me,
but your face had it coming
maybe next time,
don't pick on me for brother loving
*sips tea*

Personal Apology

I understand you're upset
but let me explain
your grammar needs work
so does your game

However, let me help
short english lesson now:
your is ownership
you're is not
...learn the difference...

But,
just so you know
YOUR stupidity
was obvious without my corrections.

Jennifer Solorzano

jennifer_solorzano — 2017-03-21 16:13:26 UTC

Scout Apology:
Im sorry for hiting you really hard in the face.
But can I just say
the relief after doing so was worth it.
i hope you're okay.

Own Apology:
This is just to say
Im sorry for stealing your favorite shirt.
I saw it in plain sight
where anyone could've taken it

I couldn't stop the need to try it on
so I realized how great it looks on me
it didnt look that good on you anyways.

Again, I am sorry.

Corbin Hogue

2017-03-21 16:13:28 UTC

(Scout to Francis)
I am sorry for punching you in the teeth. I know it must have hurt really bad. It felt good when I did it though.

(My Own)
I am sorry for eating your Chick Fil A nuggets. I thought you wouldnt want them, so I decided it would be better if I ate them. They were very delicious.

Anaya Thomas

2017-03-21 16:13:37 UTC

Scout:
This is just to say
Sorry for punching you in the face
when you called me a "nigger-lover"
It's too bad that I'm a girl and you still can't fight
Maybe Aunt Alexandra can help you in a dress next time
But I digress, I am so sorry for my horrid behavior

Mine:
This is just to say
My dearest apologies for wearing your clothes without your permission
It looked better on me; I thought I was doing you a favor
Sorry I guess

Max Metcalf

2017-03-21 16:13:41 UTC

(Scout)
This is just to say
I'm sorry for punching you in the face, but you just have a really punchable face so I had no choice in the matter

(me)
This is just to say
I'm sorry for being better than all of you, I cannot help it
this is the ideal male body
you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Rubi Castro

2017-03-21 16:13:48 UTC

This is just to say
When my fist punched you in the head it felt really
good nothing could stop it from reaching the sorry exuse that is your face but im sorry

Personal
Im sorry I ate your cake it was just sitting there asking me to eat it and when I finaly ate it it thanked me with the sweet satisfaction of it's woderful taste

Abbie Hughes

2017-03-21 16:14:13 UTC

Scout Apology:
This is just to say

I apologize for punching you in the face
it was a random blowup
but you stay running your mouth
and I knew my hand could shut you up ;)

Perosnal:
I apologize for giving you a dirty look earlier,
it's just my face I can't really help it.
But the oufit you were wearing wasn't that pleasing,
so lets try to switch it up a bit.

Hunter Busen

hunterbusen — 2017-03-21 16:14:20 UTC

Scout: I'm sorry you didn't choke on your teeth
Personal: I'm sorry I stole your girl, but next time don't be so ugly

Me'Keila Lightfoot

2017-03-21 16:14:21 UTC

Scout's Apology:
Dear Francis, I'm sorry I punched you in the face and made you cry but next time don't call me that please and thank you.
Love Scout
PS, You're annoying

Personal apology:
To whomever I've been mean to or yelled at, I'm sorry you've made me mad.
#SorrynotSorry

Iyshwary Warren

2017-03-21 16:14:22 UTC

Scout Apology:
I have punched
you
in the face
because you were rude

and which
you probably deserved
but I should not
have been provoked

Forgive me
it felt so satisfying
and so empowering
to hurt you

My Apology:
I have slept through
your speech
because I was tired
and needed rest

and which
you did not want
in your big moment and
your 15 minutes of fame

Forgive me
the nap I took
was wonderful
and comfortable

Emily Brown

2017-03-21 16:14:30 UTC

Scout Apology:
I'm sorta sorry for hitting you
Your face just happened to be in the path of my arm
and i happened to be really mad at you and you just happened to be
really annoying me
I didn't think it would hurt that bad
But in my defense,
you called me a name
so really, I"m not that sorry.

My Apology:
So I guess I'm sorry for unfollowing you
It was wrong for me to do that
I didn't really think you'd notice
You can still follow me though
Your posts just got really annoying
So actually, I don't regret unfollowing you.

Yaslin

2017-03-21 16:14:34 UTC

(Scout)
I'm writing this just to say that I'm sorry for punching your face even though it felt good and you deserved it anyway. At first I meant it and I kind of still do, but I hope you accept my apology and even if you don't it doesn't matter because I'm not that concerned about you.

(Personal)
I Just want to apologize for not caring for certain things. It's just not that important to me and I lost the ability to care if it's not meaningful.

Bryson Mills

2017-03-21 16:14:43 UTC

Scout Apology:
I'm so deeply stricken for having decked you.
Although you deserved it, I must apologize.
Only because it is something I have to do.
My sorrow is what I must falsely advertise.
Personal:
Vro, I'm gonna be honest. I meant to knock you out. I'm just sorry that you didn't go to sleep when my fist met your face. I do, however, hope that your broken nose heels slowly.

Marco Nuss

2017-03-21 16:14:49 UTC

Scout Apology: I'm sorry I hit you in the face even though I felt very accomplished while doing it, hope you feel better.
"Love Scout"
Personal apology: I'm sorry for checking you in hockey, in my defense you said I was bad, so I proved you wrong.

Rachael Johnson

2017-03-21 16:15:31 UTC

Scout Apology:
This is just to say
I sucker punched you in the face
I am so deeply regretful
My hand hurts badly

but at the same time you should not have called me that derogatory name that you did so, sorry not sorry!

Personal Apology
This is just to say
I am sorry for eating the Ben and Jerry's in the freezer
It was just sitting there in a it's beautiful natural state

but i must say, it was worth the calories and your frustration
nothing beats Phish Food

Brooklyn Mcleod

brooklyn_mcleod — 2017-03-21 16:15:33 UTC

Scout's Apology:
This is just to say...
i guess I am sorry for punching you in the face. You really had it coming for you though. I held it back as long as I could to try and give you enough time to fix your mistake. In the end it just didnt work out that way. Maybe next time you'll hold your tongue.

My apology:
Dear Roselyn (my little sister),
I wanted to let you know that I did, in fact, eat the last slice of pizza. But I was super hungry and dont forget that i bought you lunch the other day.

Jazmyne Spencer

2017-03-21 16:15:49 UTC

Scout's Apology:
I'm sorry I punched you in the face but I do not actually mean this apology because you are a jerk and you deserved it.

My Apology:
I'm sorry for sleeping in for hours during the summer but I'm really not because I love sleeping in.

Taylor Holland

2017-03-21 16:16:48 UTC

Scout's Apology:
I mean i guess im sorry for hitting you in the face but then again you sorta did deserve it. Just know next time not to call me things or once again we will be right here and ill be apologizing once more for punching you.. just next time will be a little bit harder;)

Joshua Asbell

2017-03-21 16:18:00 UTC

(scout apology)
I'm sorry i didn't beat enough sense into you

Personal: i'm sorry i dropped your new iphone 7 dude

Daphne Cervantes

2017-03-21 16:19:10 UTC

Hey i just wanted to say I'm sorry I destroyed you, sorry I scored, and sorry we won and not you. Better luck next time.

Krislyn Kelley

2017-03-21 16:22:36 UTC

Dear Francis,

I punched you in the face, and it wasn’t nice but you totally deserved it. Maybe you shouldn’t go around calling people names, I hope you learned your lesson. I guess i’m sorry, but don’t say it again!

From Scout

Mark Prevatt

2017-03-21 16:23:41 UTC

Scout Apology

Dear Francis,
I was told to apologize for punching you in the face. I would say sorry, but it felt really good to shut you up. Maybe next time you should not call people names.

My Apology,

Dear Bryson,
I am sorry for being better than you at basketball. I guess I am just way more talented than you. It always feels good to cross you up.

2017-03-21 16:25:46 UTC

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Abbey Jameson

abbey_jameson — 2017-03-21 21:15:07 UTC

I had no choice but to apologize for my "wrongdoing".

So here goes.
I am sorry Francis for planting my fist into your face even though we both know, you deserved it. Maybe from this terrible situation (for you) you have learned a lesson on watching what comes out of your mouth and if not than I'll be happy to teach you again.

Scout
--------------------------------------------------------------------
This is just to say

I deeply regret thwacking you.
You shouldn't have stolen my chicken nuggets especially when you already had enough on your plate. Oh well.

Krislyn Kelley

2017-03-21 21:43:14 UTC

Personal
Dear Kenslee, (my sister)
Sorry you were screaming on Expedition Everest and I was laughing at you the whole time, but it was honestly hilarious.

Jesse Stephens -- Personal Apology

jandl5397 — 2017-03-21 21:48:23 UTC

This is just to say

I apologize for not returning your paper back to you
I did say I need to borrow a piece of paper
But i had to use it to finish my homework
And truthfully that's more important than returning it back to you

Sorry not sorry

India Sander-Nazario

2017-03-21 23:08:19 UTC

Scout's Apology:
Im supposed to say sorry
and id rather not

But if i dont
I know ill get into even more trouble

sorry?

My Apology:
Sorry for stealing your oreos
You would have loved them

I know i never share them with you
Thats probably why you didnt give me any

next time you should eat them all before leaving them unguarded

I'm not sorry-BAILEY MILLER

2017-03-22 03:21:49 UTC

My intention never was to hurt you

But I’m tired of feeling so alone

I know that the friends I have are few

All I wanted was to talk to someone

I’m not sorry for breaking up with you

Maybe you can realize what you did wrong

Was i wrong for ignoring you too?

It wasn’t easy, I had to be strong.

I always thought we were meant to be

And I get that you really like to game

It took me a little while to see

That our feelings were no longer the same

I’m not sorry for breaking up with you, it was what’s best

But I think the guy I’m with now will be here for the rest.

I'm not sorry, Francis- BAILEY MILLER

2017-03-22 03:24:17 UTC

I won’t apologize for punching you.

Maybe I was caught up in the moment.

Though I know the thoughts in your head are few.

You really weren’t much of an opponent

Francis, I’m sorry you are so shallow,

And can’t handle the world’s opposing views

I’m sorry that your mind is so hollow

But I won’t stand here and take your abuse

Maybe I am sorry for punching you

For wasting effort in trying to change

The opinions you were born into

I know my actions seemed out of range

I’m sorry you can’t understand views outside of your own

I thought blood was thicker than water but I should have known

Jared Runyan- My

2017-03-22 03:24:40 UTC

This is just to say

Please forgive me that I did not give your money back even though my wallet is full of money. I needed a coke even though I said I will pay you back but most likely I will say that I "forgot" then i will go but another coke.

Jared

2017-03-22 03:24:41 UTC

Nicolas Timmons

2017-03-22 16:43:02 UTC

This is just to say

I apologize for taking money out of your wallet. Or do I? I obviously needed it more than you because it wasnt doing any good sitting there in your wallet all alone. And yes, I spent all of it.

Sorry, not really...

Stephen Gallon- To Geometry

2017-03-23 00:07:29 UTC

I know that class is hard,
and we struggle a lot.

I'm sorry I ain't let you cheat
And I won't call you out

Circumference, pythagorean, and distance
Is really kind of easy

I'm guess I'm supposed to be sorry
For not sharing the academic dishonesty

Taylor holland

2017-03-23 00:50:19 UTC

I'm so sorry I yelled at you just you get annoying