INTJ: You’re an idiot.

ENTP: Um, no.

INTJ: 0___0

INTJ: *swoon*

INTJ: Sometimes I wish we ruled the world.

ENTP: SAAAAME.

INTJ: Right? I feel like we would do a much better job. We could solve the energy crisis, stop nuclear proliferation…

ENTP: oh…

ENTP: I just wanted an international uniform of shark onesies but yeah your stuff too!

ENTP: *vomits science on to dinner table*

INTJ: Hm…

INTJ: *scoops into handfuls, molds into a ball, rolls back to ENTP*

ENTP: This was fun.

INTJ: Yep.

INTJ: You make me… feel things.

ENTP: feel things… IN YOUR PANTS???? ;) ;) ;) 

INTJ: not anymore. 

INTJ: The world is full of idiots, but you’re not one of them.

ENTP: I pretend to be an idiot, but you see through that.

INTJ: You’re pretty transparent.

ENTP: Only to you.

#mbti#intj#entp#scenario#intj x entp#SHARK ONESIES THO

@thembtisquad (tumblr)

ENTP: You...beat me at my own game.

INTJ: Don’t flatter yourself; you were never even a player.

ESTP: This is the love of my life, ISFJ. My angel and I love them so much!

INTJ: This is ENTP. It’s got rabies.
@mbtirelationshipposts

ESTP: I don’t know, man, we don’t typically work well toge-

INTJ: ISFJ is in danger.

ESTP *gun click in the background*: Where ya at?
@mbtirelationshipposts

ENTP: You never really know if you're friends or not, will cheer you up with memes, if they mock you they like you, either quiet or talks ALL THE TIME, smirks a lot, only listens to drama to make it escalate.

INTJ: Ultra calm and quiet, will give you the best advice on any given topic, sarcasm buddy, will send you weird videos they find funny, is the posh friend, literally the brains of the group.

ENTJ: Will organise your life for you, knows EVERYTHING, gossip is mental stimulation because it consists in a social experiment, silent in the corner and occasionally pops their head out of The Economist to tell you you're doing it wrong.

INFP: Quiet and cute until you get that "wtf happened here, we are so screwed" vibe after they decided it was a good idea to paint glue on the ceiling and throw sparkles at it to redecorate, has lots of feelings, the author friend.

INFJ: Always prevents you from doing the worst mistakes, sighs but cares, human rights posts on social media, will reveal their secret talent for impersonations when they're comfortable with you, smiles because they have no idea what's going on.

ENFP: Sets up your playlist for you, makes their own memes, has sparkles in their eyes, hugs some people but doesn't like being hugged back, starts a joke and adorably never makes it to the punchline, is super smart but also very chill.

ENFJ: Glares because they care, makes out they're done with you but they will always be there to listen and to help, "wait, what exa- TOMORROW???", is the group mum although they don't have their shit together half the time.

ISTJ: Is your life saviour, knows everything about everyone in DETAIL, has a secret seduction talent, knows all your flaws and helps you deal through them, posts about how messed up the world is on social media, is never late to any of your appointments.

ESTJ: Rolls their eyes but they still love you, makes and sends PowerPoint presentations of their lives when you live far away, will explain and help you with anything you need to know, has a Five Year Plan for everyone, listens to k-pop and tries to convert you.

ISFJ: Remembers EVERYONE'S birthday, makes cookies, loves the opera, quote their grandparents when giving advice, tells their stories to everyone, organises surprise birthday parties, makes sure everybody gets along just fine.

ESFJ: Is a ball of fluff, has their shit together, loves making aesthetic notes for everyone, "everybody, just get aloooong, pleeeaase?", random cake offerings, knows everyone and everyone loves them but they still lack self-confidence, baby animals posts.

ISFP: Is the cool friend, always looks on point and advises you on what to wear, drags you to all the parties, is always the friend in a relationship, incites you to ditch class, will listen to your rant, posts aesthetic pictures of nature.

ISTP: Will not reply to your texts for ages before they need you to come right now urgently immediately, pretends they don't like drama but they do, will always be there for you, McDonald dates, their sense of sarcasm is unrivalled with.

ESTP: The friend who will convince you to do the most outrageous dare, boasts a lot but it's okay, has 5 passions which have taken over their lives, talks ALL THE TIME, posts cool motorbike stunts or videos of heavy metal concerts.

ESFP: Drama drama drama, writes poems about their crushes, spontaneously throws parties, makes everyone happy, under constant supervision because they're clumsy, laughs at all the jokes, did I mention drama, the fierce person who will shout at anyone who messes with their friends.

@silentlytypingyou

ENTJ, ISTP : Energy

ENTP, ISFP : Saturday night

INFJ : In the middle of the night

INFP : Car dreaming

ENFJ : Girl power

ENFP : Funky disco vibes

ISTJ, ISFJ : Forever songs

ESTJ : Sunday afternoon 

ESFP, ESFJ, ESTP : Let’s smile

@enfpeach