happy birthday my beloved virgo sister….i will never forget our collab in 2022 when queen lizzie died on your birthday (9th) and got buried on mine (19th)….you see what happens when a virgo queen meets another virgo queen and together they maximise their joint slay? this year…..we will kill SHINDONG!!!! you have 24 hours to make your move. if we’re feeling brave we can try to get heechul’s ass too. just kidding….i will not make your day about ugly men. noka woka….before we officially met i always knew you as zen’s friend and in the future i joined your rp (farts) where we finally met properly but we never really got close so at that time i saw you as eli’s precious friend garby warby who she cherishes a lot….then time went on and we parted ways briefly only for us to cross paths again YESSSS I AM JUST LIKE COOCHIE HAIR YOU WILL NEVER GET RID OF ME!!!! and this time we got closer because of #CARD_BOTS (who else remembers when i got blacklisted in that one bot and you stepped up as my attorney) and i remember when we’d joke around about how we should create our own bot but you really went ahead with it and gave birth to the best bot in the world and for that you will always be MOTHER!!!! moving on, we eventually got close enough for us to meet in real life when you came to singapore woah WHO ELSE CHEERED? when i met you i realised….yall….she is just as pretty and nice as she is online. idgaf if you committed war crimes you are an angel to me. when you become famous and get arrested for stealing or get backlash for dating sangyeon i will clear the searches with NOKA ANGEL NOKA PRECIOUS NOKA CUTE. you are such a cutie patootie fr….i really appreciated your kind gesture of gifting me snacks that you got from taiwan….and you were also genuinely such great company i enjoyed just talking and walking around haji lane/arab street and trying traditional turkish sweets with you…..it was a 10/10 experience you need to come back so we can walk and talk at HOLEY MOLEY GOLF CLUB!!! hugging you and saying goodbye was 0/10 though….that was the only downside of meeting you….can’t believe the people in indonesia get to see you everyday and i don’t. if you plan to travel soon, please come to singapore or we could both just go to malaysia and surprise eli except she will not be opening the door because she’ll be sleeping. anyway….you truly are deserving of so much love, happiness, success, wealth and good health (pls live forever) and i truly hope that you get all that you dream of. thank you for being my friend and for being the wonderful person that you are….i want you to know that i will always be here for you no matter what because you are the gowonie to my jinsoulie ~ 

lots of love (LOL), 
kaiwi / nabsie