2-KM Humorous Poem Wall by Ms. Murphy https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc Made with a dash of wit en-us 2018-02-05 02:11:01 UTC 2018-05-28 00:34:53 UTC hello@padlet.com The Bad, Bad Terrible Day kmurphy64 https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/227976061 by 2 K-M
One morning while sleeping
a leak from upstairs dripped on my head.
The bathroom was broken,
 it was smelly and stinky, 
and it was right next to my room,
I knew it was going to be a bad day.
A bad, bad terrible day.

My tooth fell out and fell into my breakfast.
A jeep drove into my building,
A bad, bad, terrible day.

At school, in my class, my friends laughed at me,
During snack, I slipped on a banana peel,
During recess, I got covered in mud and I tracked it all the way to art class,
my teacher wasn't happy.
A bad, bad terrible day.

My mom forgot to get me and the teacher said, "Great, we can do extra work!!!"
A bad, bad terrible day.
I said, "I want to move to Antarctica!"

]]> 2018-02-05 06:36:03 UTC https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/227976061 The Swimming Pool kmurphy64 https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228405642 by Roger 

I went to the swimming pool,
I wear my pants to swim,
I went in and jumped in the pool,
Suddenly I saw a crocodile,
It chased me, 
It caught my pants while I ran out of the pool,
Well at least it didn't get me.]]> 2018-02-06 01:02:20 UTC https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228405642 The terrible day kmurphy64 https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228408396 BY Prisha Hiranandani
I had a terrible day,
There was no water in the tub,
I did not like my breakfast,
 I had to get glasses,
I do not like glasses.
I had a terrible day
We went to ski,
 I  was on a cliff,
all by self nobody waned yo help me I also hurt my leg I had a terrible day my mom did not cook dinner I had a very, very,very terrible  bad day.]]> 2018-02-06 01:19:55 UTC https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228408396 School kmurphy64 https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228418719 by Anthony  Yun

I wake up,  
A dinosaur broke in my house,
 it was terrible
So I go to school
 In recess ,
 A dinosaur eat the stairs
 I can not go up,
 It was terrible day. 
At lunch time,
 I can not eat anything
The dinosaur eat all the food,
 it was not good.
The police come but dinosaur change into a dragon
 she shoot out fire
 so I run
 police run too! 
police cars are all on fire. 
It was hard to put out the fire, dragon broke  everything, 
people survive,
They can't live at home,  teacher was teaching children at school, So all the people go to the school.]]> 2018-02-06 02:30:09 UTC https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228418719 the bathroom kmurphy64 https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228419365 by Peter

help I am stuck
I need help uh ho  
is that a bottom?
 OH NO! is that poop? aaa! 
Its on my head blue blue 
ho no I am
in alcatraz see ya.]]> 2018-02-06 02:34:45 UTC https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228419365 If You Shrunk In A Tub kmurphy64 https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228419830 By Harry
If you shrink in a bathroom.
Your in the tub, 
If someone switch on the water shhhhh ahhhhh!
Run out!
Ah I'm out, wait was that a dream?]]> 2018-02-06 02:37:54 UTC https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228419830 Very good day kmurphy64 https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228420315 My sister gets everything,
I got a trick on her,
I go into her room ,
 I said, ''SEE a balloon'' 
then I take
her chocolate ,
  and she  do not no,
it so funny 
            HA HA HA ! 
A very good day. 

     By: Zhuo-ma]]> 2018-02-06 02:41:34 UTC https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228420315 The Worst Swimming Day kmurphy64 https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228420407 By Daniel Meltzer Hansen

I lost my swim pants,
I need to borrow my brother's swim pants, 
when I was diving my pants fell off, 
I went down to get them.
Next I went on the diving board I sliped and I bounced very high and landed on the water  with my tummy, my was very red,I jumped in the pool with a blind fold, SMACK!!! I missed...]]> 2018-02-06 02:42:12 UTC https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228420407 The Grown Up Baby kmurphy64 https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228422894 By Bhaumik Satwani

I am a grown up baby named Bhaumik. 
You think I am a baby but I am not.
I drink in a bottle but not milk,
 I drink tea.
I wear an diaper because underwear's are too big!
 I am 60cm,48 years old.I am big but not a baby!!!]]> 2018-02-06 02:59:27 UTC https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228422894 Let's make an animal sandwich kmurphy64 https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228426736 By Leo Xavier 

Bread, giraffe, bread,
A giraffe sandwich,
Bread, cow, bread, 
A cow sandwich, 
Bread, octopus, bread,
An octopus sandwich,
Bread, cat, bread,
A cat sandwich.]]> 2018-02-06 03:23:17 UTC https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228426736 A Super Happy day kmurphy64 https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228915342 By :Avril Lee
One day when I woke up ,I go down stairs ,I saw there's ice cream just for me.
When I taste it is so spicy ,so my mom and dad laugh and I think it is also funny because I said so spicy ,spicy, spicy ,so I also laugh,  
what a great and funny day.
On Saturday I go to school ,I saw   
there is no one in school oh I forgot today is Saturday I don't have to go to school funny me. 
So I go home ,and say wait a minute I think that I go to the wrong way a funny me,so I go back to my own home.
what a great day.]]> 2018-02-07 01:01:35 UTC https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228915342 The Busy Day kmurphy64 https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228918117 One day I want  to play. 
But my brother says I need to do math, and reading and math pages, pages 100-200. 
Then I says WHAT????
Then I go to my room and I read a book.
Then I say,
This the Busy day ever. 
By Jason]]> 2018-02-07 01:19:03 UTC https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228918117 Terrible,Horrible ,No Good,Very Bad Day kmurphy64 https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228933589 by Allison Qilin Wang
At breakfast,only  cereal for me.
On the school bus,I realized my tooth fell off oops ,everyone laughed at me,
I knew it was going to be a Terrible,Horrible,No Good,Very Bad Day.
At recess,I fell and twist my leg,and I can`t go to my ballet rehearsal it was the final one.
It was a worst day,a really worst day.
After school, mom forgot to pick me up and Ms. Murphy said``go to my house!!!
It was a Terrible, Horrible,No Good ,Very Bd Day.
After dinner,I went to watch my favorite TV show, it was not  on.It was the most terrible day ever!!!
 I realized I have to go to a dance performance
I am CRAZY today!!!!!!!!
 I  said I need t move to Antarctica!!!!!!!!!!]]> 2018-02-07 02:59:38 UTC https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228933589 My cousin is So Crazy kmurphy64 https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228935500 by Jun-Wen

My cousin is so crazy,
He is only 4 year old,
He like to put his lego pieces
in the wrong place,
At the end he said, "Why is it not working?"
When it is winter,
the lake is full of ice,
my cousin goes there to play,
but he falls a lot,
I said, "Hmmm, can I help?"
He said, "Thanks,"
My cousin is so silly,]]> 2018-02-07 03:12:07 UTC https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228935500 Imagine If I Shrunk kmurphy64 https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228936725 by Jonathan
One day, I ate a special cereal, suddenly I began to shrink,
I went to the school,
OH NO! a giant foot,
 and the foot stepped on me,
I was stuck on the foot.
I was calling that giant but the giant didn't hear me.

]]> 2018-02-07 03:19:44 UTC https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228936725 French Flies kmurphy64 https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228939336 by Anna Zhao Karlsson

Do French flies eat French fries?!                             
And do they live in France?
Can it talk human language in French?
Can it fly if it eats too much French fries?
Are they friends if they can talk in French?
Maybe they are humans that have wings?!]]> 2018-02-07 03:34:41 UTC https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/228939336 The Most Bad Day kmurphy64 https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/229381971 By Miranda Hong
At lunch I ate too fast that by accident I ate a paper!
Everyone said, " Yuk!"  even if I said that's an accident 
It was a  terrible,horrible super bad day.
Then at PE I ran too fast that I bumped 5 person at a time!
Oh my goodness
 that hurt my head
 that is the baddest day .
at art we are painting prince
 and that so horrible because I don't like to draw prince
 at all but the teacher just does not care about it.
That the baddest day forever.   
Great at math; there is three choices to choose but bad it was all so hard,one of the hardest question is 12+5+9x5-9+6x7+4+8+2+1+3x6-5-5-5-7+5+7+9+8x90=?
  that so so so so so hard but a student in our class said that so easy it is 490,410.
OH my gosh   today is horrible
.I wish it time to go
 but actually I still have a long time at school 
Now it time to have daily 5 that great for me but it did not go well at all because there just laughing at me even my TEACHER!!!!!
OH no that's not fair,
 why is today so so so so so so so so so so so so bad for me!!!!!!!!!! Now, bye bye
 Iit is finally after school !!!!!!!!!]]> 2018-02-08 00:33:37 UTC https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/229381971 The Fat Little Chick kmurphy64 https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/229389436 by Zoe Wang

The fat little chick had a name,
Fat Little Chick,
She is so fat, she can't walk.
One day she is big but she
could walk.
She walk to the pond,
She want to swim because she know how to swim
but she is too fat,
She sink down to the water,
fortunately,
She can swim and she swim to the land.

]]> 2018-02-08 01:18:19 UTC https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/229389436 A Horrible Day kmurphy64 https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/229425959 by Emily Chen 

In the morning,
I woke up,
going to the bathroom,
when I was ready to brush my teeth,I can't find my toothbrush!
When I go to school,
I slipped on the ice!
A horrible day.
When I go to the bathroom,
there was no paper!
After recess I realize 
I forgot my jacket!
A horrible day.


]]> 2018-02-08 05:37:25 UTC https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/229425959 chines new year vacation kmurphy64 https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/229870428  by Anthony

Today I wake up.  
and
dinosaur 
eat my house 
I don't eat  
any thing
and go
to the
school. 
In school the teacher said 
we are running so 
class very fast...
there was dinosaur 
so I run but 
teacher said come 
heroes I come fast 
there is a real 
dinosaur in 
out side teacher
said run 
children run but 
dinosaur 
broken the the Birge
so school was broke
ti was math time so there 
math was1111111111+11111111111111111111111111111=  
 it was to hard there was one 
more math it was 11111111111111111111+111111111111111111111=  math was over it time to go to home 
but teacher said it is 
time for p.e so there they was 
do all p.e they go home  
Anthony yun]]> 2018-02-09 01:04:59 UTC https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/229870428 Ant attack kmurphy64 https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/230455701 by Anthony yun

 I was in
my house but 
 I see a big ant, BIG,
 then
my house 
I was so scared 
so I run
but the 
big ant is calling little ant
 so the 
ant attack 
but 
ice cream was 
on my head and 
one more ice 
cream ant  eat 
me and I was
walking 
but the
ant move and 
eat ..................
 ..................
people jump on me 
and I hurt but 
100 police so I
hurt my
Leg and ant 
died but more 
ant eat
people so 
ant eat everything and ......
....................
..............................
 eat a air plane 
so ant was in the
news so ant is 
going big,bigand biger then 
earth so ant eat
earth so there was
no earth 


]]> 2018-02-12 02:44:23 UTC https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/230455701 Pie Face kmurphy64 https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/230456077 By Michał Jakubowski

Now my Birthday!!!!
So I get a cake,
I make a wish,
and my brother put my face in the cake !!! 
So my Mom say to my brother "You are so bad !!!!"
But it was so funny!!!!



]]> 2018-02-12 02:47:16 UTC https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/230456077 P.E kmurphy64 https://padlet.com/kmurphy64/4d6vkhynbjvc/wish/246727721 Anthony
It was PE time  teacher say run 
the gym and run 
the school 
teacher say run 
the earth and run 
the space and go
into the
fire and 
teacher say run
in the fire so 
they run in
the fire so 
teacher say 
play Dodge ball
with a car basket ball
with bus 
it was start 
no one  throw
the bus it was
 tire so we
have to stay in a fire 
rope so we clime the rope
but everyone get
hurt so 
teacher say 
you have to do 
test 
there was number
one it was step the rock and go to end but you  have to be
careful because you 
can go into the 
water step 2 you have to
attack the robot it was 
hard so we have to do 
number three was 
get out from the books we do 4,5,6,7,8,9 
it was last it was fight
with some one we lose  
we can not go home
so we fight we win so 
we can go but after  1hour
we go home so all the children
was not good 
so everyone don't go out 
for school so the  school rest 
for 1 day children was 
sick to so 100 was not 
coming to
 school it was
 PE day so teacher
say it was
 a hard day start again
climd the tree to the top 
play throw the car 
ambulance come to gym and 
take  to 
the hospital doctor
say we can not go to 
school for 1 week 
it was Olympic day every one 
get hurt so 1000 children don't
go to school.it was 





          
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