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students lyfe

2025-02-05 07:16:41 UTC

One time I had to rush all of my lessons and I was resigned to the notion that I will most likely get a barely passing grade. Imagine my shock when my lowest score was 90+

"You're So Funny"

2025-02-05 07:16:52 UTC

Thanks, sometimes I talk to myself in the mirror like I'm vlogging. Whether it's brushing my teeth or washing my face I pretend like I'm talking to an imaginary audience yapping about things that annoy me about kids shows or about how........You probably know na.......

"youre so funny"

2025-02-05 07:18:11 UTC

thanks one day my family went to a mall (i was 8 years old) and they were shopping around but i got distracted so i kept loosing them, but it got to the point that the guard was asked me to open my bag and remove my jacket because they thought i was stealing...

"ur so funny"

2025-02-05 07:18:39 UTC

Thanks! When I was 11 years old, my dog died, and do you know what he said? "you're history, make way for the young rookies"

"you're so funny"

2025-02-05 07:19:11 UTC

thanks when i was about 6-8 years old i cut a smol lil cut in my finger via scissor bcuz i legit wanted to know what would happen knowing full when it was going to bleed.

i was also afraid of blood at that time

"ur so funny"

2025-02-05 07:20:07 UTC

thanks I once blindingly thought an annonymous letter was for me saying 'ur so pretty" in really bad handwriting and I ended up telling my friends and family about it (they were both teasing and being suspectful of me). And a week later I figured out it was from one of my friends who actually meant it for their crush (it was not me.)

"youre so funny"

2025-02-05 07:20:24 UTC

thanks when i was a kid i thought pranks were funny so i put salt, ketchup, and random stuff from the ref on a yogurt and gave it to my lola, said "APRIL FOOLS", and got grounded for the summer

You're so funny

2025-02-05 07:21:38 UTC

(Tw Dead bird, do not eat)

Thanks! On monday night I found a dead bird under my pillow. I sensed a foul odor a few days prior and lo, once I had opened the aperture adjacent to where I lay my head, the menacing stench has reappeared in its most potent form. I searched and had stumbled upon the cadaver.

It took me three days to wash away all articles involved. Sheets, pillows, mattress and everything. I've slept on the ground that night...