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2. strɔz, dɒn tɔk tu mi əˈbaʊt strɔz, me:ɪt.

3. jʊr ˈsɪdɪŋ ðɛr, “haʊ æm aɪ 'gɑnə gɛt ə ˈmɪlkˌʃeɪk daʊn ma nɛk wɪˈθaʊt ə strɔ?”.

4. ðɛrz əˈnʌðər, pɑt ˈnudəlz raɪt? jɪrz əˈgoʊ, ðeɪ juzd tu bi ˈθɪkər, ðə məˈtɪriəl. soʊ naʊ ju pɔr hɑt ˈwɔdər ɪn, ju kænt hoʊld ðə θɪŋ, kɑz ɪts laɪk tu hɑt, du ju no wʌt aɪ min?

5. ˈkɔfiz, ju noʊ wɛn ðeɪ gɪv ɪt tu ju ˈrɪli hɑt, ðeɪ nuk ɪt, ju goʊ, “jæ, aɪ wɑnt ðɪs drɪŋk naʊ nɑt ɪn ˈtwɛni jɪrz taɪm”.

2. strɔːz, dəʊnt tɔːk tu mɪ baʊt strɔːz, meɪt. 

3. jɒ ˈsɪtɪŋ ðeə, “haʊ æm aɪ ˈgɒnə gɛt ə ˈmɪlkʃeɪk daʊn maɪ nɛk wɪˈðaʊt ə strɔː?”.

4. ðez əˈnʌðə, pɒt ˈnuːdəlz raɪt? jɜːz əˈgəʊ, ðeɪ juːzd tu bɪ ə bɪt ˈθɪkə, ðə mətiːrɪjəl. sɒ naʊ ju pʊə hɒt ˈwɔːər ɪn, ju kʌnt həʊld ðə θɪŋ, kɒz ɪts laɪk tuː hɒt, ju nəʊ wɒt aɪ miːn?

5. ˈkɒfiːz, ju nəʊ wɛn ðeɪ gɪvɪt tu ju ˈriːlɪ hɒt, ðeɪ njuːk ɪt, ju gəʊ, “jeə, aɪ wɒnt ðɪs drɪŋk naʊ nɒt ɪn ˈtwɛnˈi jɜːz taɪm”.

2. Straws, don’t talk to me about straws, mate.

3. You are sitting there, “How am I gonna get a milkshake down my neck without a straw?”.

4. There’s another, pot noodles right? Years ago, they used to be a bit thicker, the material. So now you pour hot water in, you can’t hold the thing, cause it’s like too hot, do you know what I mean?

5. Coffees, you know when they give it to you really hot, they nuke it, you go, “Yeah, I want this drink now not in twenty years time”.

2. Straws, don’t talk to me about straws, mate.

3. You are sitting there, “How am I gonna get a milkshake down my neck without a straw?”.

4. There’s another, pot noodles right? Years ago, they used to be a bit thicker, the material. So now you pour hot water in, you can’t hold the thing, cause it’s like too hot, do you know what I mean?

5. Coffees, you know when they give it to you really hot, they nuke it, you go, “Yeah, I want this drink now not in twenty years time”.

2. Straws, don’t talk to me about straws, mate.

3. You're sitting there, “How am I gonna get a milkshake down my neck without a straw?”.

4. There’s another, pot noodles, right? Years ago, they used to be a bit thicker, the material. So now when you pour hot water in, you can’t hold the thing, cause it’s like too hot, do you know what I mean?

5. Coffees, you know when they give it to you really hot, they nuke it, you go, “Yeah, I want this drink now not in twenty years time”.

2. There’s another, pot noodles right? (tag question)

3. “Yeah, I want this drink now not in 20 years time” (sarcasm)

1. I’m thinking, I will just get an Uber Eats, you get all your drinks and you get all your food, and they come, and they don’t have straws. (Puzzled) 

2. Straws, don’t talk to me about straws, mate. (Disgust and Disappointment)

3. You are sitting there, “How am I gonna get a milkshake down my neck without a straw?”. (Confused)

4. There’s another, pot noodles right?  Years ago, they used to be a bit thicker, the material. So now you pour hot water in, you can’t hold the thing, cause it’s like too hot, do you know what I mean? (Tag Question)

 

5. Coffees, you know when they give it to you really hot, they nuke it, you go, “Yeah, I want this drink now not in twenty years time”. (Exclaiming & Sarcasm) 

2. "You're sitting there, “How am I gonna get a milkshake down my neck without a straw?”. (Confused & Frustrated)

3. "There’s another, pot noodles, right?" and "do you know what I mean?"(Tag question)

4. “Yeah, I want this drink now not in 20 years time” (Sarcasm)

2. Straws, don’t talk to me about straws, mate.

2. There’s another, pot noodles, right? Years ago, they used to be a bit thicker, the material. So now when you pour hot water in, you can’t hold the thing, cause it’s like too hot, do you know what I mean?

3. Coffees, you know when they give it to you really hot, they nuke it, you go, “Yeah, I want this drink now not in twenty years time”.

2. There’s another, pot noodles right? Years ago, they used to be a bit thicker, the material. So now you pour hot water in, you can’t hold the thing, cause it’s like too hot, do you know what I mean?

3. Coffees, you know when they give it to you really hot, they nuke it, you go, “Yeah, I want this drink now not in 20 years time”.

2.  Years ago, they used to be a bit thicker, the material.

2. Straws, don't talk to me about straws, mate.

3. Years ago, they used to be a bit thicker, the material. 

4. they nuke it

2. strɔːz, dəʊnt tɔːk tuː miː əˈbaʊt strɔːz, meɪt. 

3. jɔ: ˈsɪdɪŋ ðeəʳ, “haʊ æm aɪ ˈgɒnə gɛt ə ˈmɪlkʃeɪk daʊn maɪ nɛk wɪˈðaʊt ə strɔː?”.

4. ðeəz əˈnʌðə, pɒt ˈnuːd^əl z raɪt? jɪəz əˈgəʊ, ðeɪ juːzd tuː biː ə bɪt ˈθɪkə, ðə məˈtɪərɪəl. səʊ naʊ wen juː pɔː hɒt ˈwɔːtər ɪn, juː kɑːnt həʊld ðə θɪŋ, kɔːz ɪts laɪk tuː hɒt, duː juː nəʊ wɒt aɪ miːn?

5. ˈkɒfiz, juː nəʊ wɛn ðeɪ gɪv ɪt tuː juː ˈrɪəli hɒt, ðeɪ njuːk ɪt, ænd juː goʊ, “jeə, aɪ wɒnt ðɪs drɪŋk naʊ nɒt ɪn tweəni: jɪəz taɪm”.