Son : Why are all those people running?
Dad : They are running a race to get a cup.
Son : Who will get the cup?
Dad : The person who wins.
Son : Then why are all the others running?

THE SIGN
Teacher: Why are you late, son?
Student: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What type of a sign.
Student: The sign that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow!”.

THE BIGGEST LIE
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found ten dollars and decided to give them to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
The teacher gets angry and says, “You should be ashamed of yourselves. When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.