third by SABRINA ESTEFANIA BOHORQUEZ FRANCO

MY FUNNY STORY

sbohorquez342 — 2020-07-04 19:39:48 UTC

When I was 9 years old, I traveled to Guare, Baba canton compound, it was 6 in the morning on the second day of our arrival, and Aunt Elsa called with a delicate but insistent voice. Get ready to go for a walk. I got up excited as fast as I could because I liked to go I liked to go on vacation where my aunt Elsa liked horseback riding, picking up the fruits that were so generously provided to us by that place bathing in the rich waters of the river of the same name everything was going very well the horses were ready to ride. My uncle besieged my request to let me take the rope of the horse and tie it to the prop of the house so that my mother can ride but the horse trotted off quickly and I believed that the horse wanted to hurt me he let go of the reins and started to run runs and runs scared and the horse was behind me and only 6 meters away he stopped and I kept running until my cousin yelled at me to stop running that the horse is not following you everyone was laughing because I knew the horse wouldn't hurt me

MY FUNNY STORY TWO

sbohorquez342 — 2020-07-05 15:16:46 UTC

A few years back we threw a surprise party for my uncle Tommy. It was going to be at the Elks Club where he was Vice President. We were waiting and they were supposed to arrive at 6. It got to 730 and we were getting worried. Turns out my aunt was taking my uncle to the park for a romantic walk and then she would take him to the club. But they got into this huge fight and he wanted to go home. Eventually she convinced him to come (the excuse was he left his hat there and it was an expensive hat ...she actually had to steal his hat in the middle of the night and drop it off at the club so the excuse would have truth to it). When he walked in he said, "Yeah I heard her talking about this three weeks ago, I told the woman I didnt want a party and here we are, party." He knocked all the presents off the table, punched the cake, and left.

He filed for divorce the next week and moved to guayaquil

MY FUNNY STORY THREE

sbohorquez342 — 2020-07-05 15:18:47 UTC

A few years ago I went to a restaurant in Florida with my parents. I really enjoyed it and the food was extremely delicious. I remember that when I was eating, my food fall to the floor by accident and one of the waiters gave me another plate for free. Also when we were leaving the same waiter gave me a little toy of superman as a gift. It was definitively one of the best restaurants I ever went to

My fall on the bike.

sbohorquez342 — 2020-08-21 00:52:57 UTC

Once upon a time I was playing, racing with my cousins on bikes, there came a time when I got on the flight on the back of one of the bikes on which a cousin was riding, the moment I get on, I do a lot I made my cousin lose control of the steering wheel, and we fell, when we fell, my foot was squeezed between the spokes of the bicycle and the quadrant, everyone was scared by that, and I also cried desperately, because I thought I was I had to cut off my foot to get out of there, but it wasn't like that, my dad came to disarm the bike to get my foot out, and it was one of the most orrible scare, I thought I'd be left without a foot

MY FUNNY STORY

sbohorquez342 — 2020-08-21 00:55:39 UTC

One day I went shopping with my friends Clarita and Juanita
My friends decided quickly what to take and I needed to prove something that I was undecided if I would stay or not
Apparently they had finished cleaning, I went into the changing room and then I went out to show my friends how it fit, I did not notice that the floor was wet and I slipped and the blow was so strong that the owner of the premises ran scared to shake my hand while My friends and I died of laughter and obviously of shame because the other people who were in the place looked at me laughing underneath
In the end I did not end up buying anything

A school trip with a bad experience.

sbohorquez342 — 2020-08-21 01:04:05 UTC

Once when we went to the beach on a school trip together with our parents, we were 8 and 5 years old, at that time on the beach we went out to explore all the gastronomy and crafts that it owned, and we always with my sister had the custom of We were distracted by the first thing we saw, but my sister, as she was younger, was much smaller, when we toured the crafts we walked together with a group of friends of my parents, and we did not know when my sister disappeared, when we did not realize it. I was there, and we went back there, going through all the places we walked and we could not find her, we began to despair and I still did not understand what had happened because my sister was walking next to me, and then I no longer saw her , my mom saw her worried and I did not see my sister, and then about 15 minutes of despair passed by not finding my sister, after so many and everyone cooperating in a long intensive search to find her, Someone found her, one of the family friends found her crying in a corner, because she didn't see my mommy and she didn't know anyone, she felt very lost and very scared because she thought she wouldn't see mom or something like that, we also felt bad, we were afraid to see her again, and that was something that dad never knew, until he came home and was told in detail about everything that had happened, almost that we were life frustrates everyone, it was something that left us without a pulse, we did not see it coming, and from there we have all had a lot of subtlety with those kinds of situations, from there I never let go of my mother's hand again and I did not let go of my mother's hand. my sister

MY FUNNY STORY

sbohorquez342 — 2020-08-21 01:05:29 UTC

As every Friday I went out on my cousin's bike to deliver the products that I sell, I was wearing so many covers that one of her got tangled in the rim and because of that I fell with all the covers practically on top A man came behind me on his motorcycle and stopped to help me but I was so embarrassed that I just laughed and said thank you that I was fine, I just wanted to take my things and go quickly because more people began to leave 🤣

MY FUNNY STORY

sbohorquez342 — 2020-08-21 01:06:45 UTC

One day I went on a trip to Samborondon with my school friends.That trip was unforgettable that was marked in my mind and in my heart that day we had a wonderful time since so many things happened to us that when we remembered we died of laughter, one one of the anecdotes I remember the most is when one of my friends slipped near a river where we went to bathe. She laughed out loud and then we all jumped into the river to enjoy our trip.

MY FUNNY STORY

sbohorquez342 — 2020-08-21 01:08:32 UTC

One day when I went to the countryside to visit my grandmother, an anecdote happened to me that I will never be able to forget, that day I was walking to my grandmother's house when I found a very dirty and abandoned puppy, I took it and took it to my grandmother's house, I bathed him and fed him, after that I gave it to my grandmother and the little dog got used to her house, that little dog every time he visited my grandmother he runs into my arms, he loves me very much. I can't forget that moment because I know I was right to take the puppy and give him a home, things like that make me happy.

MY FUNNY STORY

sbohorquez342 — 2020-08-21 01:09:16 UTC

One day I missed classes in kindergarten and I went to school the next day and it turns out that there were no classes for kindergarten students so I was the only kindergarten girl who was in training and my cousin was in a higher grade and felt sorry for I was alone and we started crying, now that day makes me laugh and the director said over the microphone why that girl is crying and they sent my cousin to leave me at the house and then now that we remember it with her she causes us a lot of laughter.