Name my NPCs by Dalashas

Joe Kerr

2022-05-25 13:00:31 UTC

Likes to dress as a clown, is quite short and in his early 30s, bald head hidden by a red wig

Sebastian Quake

2022-05-25 13:00:46 UTC

A little too hat wearing goggled goblin artificer who usually spends his days in his basement where you might find yourself hearing small scale explosion or other various magical phenomena.

Loves to tinker and fix magical items and studying artifacts to reproduce their effects. Could be used as a villages local tinkerer or small curiosity shop

Daisy Field

2022-05-25 13:03:01 UTC

78 year old lady known for having a very nice garden. Thinning grey hair, getting a bit frail and hard of hearing, she has an imaginary dog, called "Dog"

Ray Sisste

2022-05-25 13:06:37 UTC

Ignorant and prejudiced village idiot mainly found trying to cook mud on an open fire at the edge of the village. He hasn't had success, because in his words "the immigrants are taking all the good-tasting mud". Early thirties, overgrown beard, no mustache, average build.

Helena Lovett

2022-05-25 13:11:08 UTC

Sweet and innocent Mrs Lovett is the local pie shop owner. Mid 30s or something lady opened up her own pie shop that you can find somewhere along side the main Street attracting its customers with delicious pie smells. Usually dresses in dark colours that hide her unusually frail body. But don't be fooled by it, a few local gossips say that although she looks frail she can easily carry an average man herself. But of course the main part of her character is how delicious her pies are for: "God thats good
That is "de"
Have you "licious" ever tasted smell such
Oh my god what more, that pie's good!"
-random customer who started signing after eating a pie

Her shop has a barbers above it and she's very good friends with the barber.

Mark Sisste

2022-05-25 13:11:12 UTC

Brother of Ray, but rather different in his political opinions. Spends the whole day trying to chop down hedges and trees to link all the local crop fields into a collectivised farm, but doesn't get far as he's only using a hammer and sickle to do this.
Similar build to his brother but with a thick mustache and no beard.

Bronco

2022-05-25 13:14:47 UTC

Local farmer who's priority is only his crops. Only knows villagers by usually dumb nicknames. "I don't know any Joseph. A carpenter? Oh, you mean Hammer Joe!"

Rob Banks

2022-05-25 13:15:58 UTC

Suspiciously wealthy old man always seen wearing diamond rings, but apparently never did a day's honest work in his life. In his eighties now, fairly tall, walks confident and assured, wears dark sunglasses all the time and still has a full head of hair. Always accompanied by what surely are two wolves which he has managed to tame.

Swinn Dunne

2022-05-25 13:24:48 UTC

No-one knows exactly where he's from but apparently it's a boring dump thay you should never bother visiting.
Description is simply the most average man in every way, height, weight, hair etc.

Sue Yu

2022-05-25 13:37:09 UTC

Local solicitor, known to be conscientious but lives alone as she works most of the day. Her clients have included Rob Banks, and she successfully defended him in court against charges of armed robbery in a nearby town as the prosecution had no witnesses*. Average height, East Asian appearance, dark hair and aged around 50.

*They had three but all vanished before the trial. Bones allegedly from one of them were found with tooth marks on, apparently he had the misfortune to encounter a couple of wolves in the forest near Oakhurst.

Anna Roebicks

2022-05-25 13:45:11 UTC

Runs the local gym and leads fitness sessions. Always cheery, never seems to get angry or frustrated, also more intelligent than many people take her for, has a bright future ahead of her. Quite short, blond plaited hair, often wearing tracksuits/other sports gear.

IDEAS #1

2022-05-25 14:00:34 UTC

Yelan- mysterious, cool headed, alternative girl
Jean- milf, respected village leader, human
Ganyu- shy, self conscious, teifling, ice magic
Venti- mischievious little bard boy
Bennett- a WOMAN
Noelle- polite, very courteous young lady who can use a great sword, halfling/dwarf energy
Ayato- obsessed with tea, courteous gentleman (bi energy)
Shenhe- ice genasi, wine aunt
Diona- tabaxi kitten, little, rambucous, works in a tavern owned by her parents.

Titus Dembele

2022-05-25 14:10:44 UTC

A man in his early 20s who oozes charisma but has a chronic problem with sleeping with women. Has probably slept with all the women in the town.

Junic Rogers

2022-05-25 14:13:52 UTC

A Shy and mopy young adult, he is head over heels over his girlfriend and makes sure to go above and beyond for her.
Loves taking part in sports, May have a slight obsession with buying the next pair of Air Jaydons but it’s what keeps him happy

Castillo Winters

2022-05-25 14:21:49 UTC

A 21 year old human man with dark skin. He isn’t tall but makes up for the lack of height with his heart. A generally nice and respectful person, however is stuck in the old ways of tradition and anything that isn’t part of his childhood growing up he has to find a way to belittle.

He speaks the local village slang which can make it very hard for tourists outside the village hard to understand him which can make him seem very intimidating. He always seems to start each sentence with “Bigman Ting Yeah”. He is good buddies with Titus Dembele and Junic Rogers, the trio cause chaos around town but are well loved regardless.

He wears a black bandana, black tracksuit with black boots.

Rizzy McClizzy the Town MC

2022-05-25 21:32:58 UTC

No one really knows where this guy came from but you can’t miss him. You’d think he looks well into his Middle Ages with his strapping facial hair but no, he’s the enterprising young adult who is trailblazing a new form of song in the town. Most of the elders curse his New Age music but he is a sight to be seen when he is caught playing in the streets.

Rizzy is a very perceptive individual and seems to always call out Dembele, Rogers and Winters antics in the town but he himself never seems to focus on how his own actions cause chaos within the city.

Finding himself expressing his art but never being able to express his heart his charm is found in his nonsensical behaviour and attitude. You definitely want to speak to this young adult if you want to know the ins and outs of music should you dare to be enticed by his songs.

hieronymus posh

2022-06-03 18:24:48 UTC

Thinks he can paint. He can't. Thinks he can solve crimes. He can't. He's not Bosch he's posh. Appears to have a tail but it's a delicately lodged silver spoon in his arse.

Small fellow, well groomed. Speaks very poshly. Character development may involve Excalibur like anal spoon removal.

Moe Bius

2022-06-03 18:28:19 UTC

A doctor turned vampire that trades medical favours for blood. He has a tragic backstory involving blood disease and had to turn to bat's to cure it. He does pilates. He morbs.

Saffron Evans

2022-06-03 18:33:40 UTC

Local village freak. Goes about squawking at the locals and offering a variety of trinkets/favours. Will give riddles regularly with literally no way of solving it just for shots and giggles. Literally just Saffron.

Mossman

2022-06-03 18:48:30 UTC

A mysterious entity said to live in the village, in a small damp hut, he is rarely seen if at all, some say he wears a cloak to conceal himself if he leaves his hut.

Small shrill whispers can be heard from the hut "Mossman, mossmannnnn". No one knows where he came from

Thamthon the thinger

2022-06-03 18:58:58 UTC

Hugely talented local bard. Voice of a choir of angels. Has a strong lithp when not singing, not present when he sings

Incredibly paranoid in conversation as he always thinks people are talking about the lisp when they're not. This makes conversation very awkward.

Th = s

Hugh Jass

2022-06-03 19:00:50 UTC

Yes it really is. Guy with a fat bubble butt. Always knocks shit over with it, his home os full of broken cups, vases and glasses. He knocks them over with his dumptruck ass. DON'T mention it

Claud Balls

2022-06-03 19:01:52 UTC

Explorer, had an unfortunate run in with a monster and he doesn't explore anymore.

Jeff Goldplume

2022-06-03 19:09:02 UTC

Very verbose peacock. Has lofty dreams of playing jazz piano, terrified of dinosaurs. Has golden feathers instead of a basic ass peacock. Allows people to think he can't talk and then talks to fuck with them

John Wickes

2022-06-03 19:10:30 UTC

Best builder in the village. Respect his dog

Jerome Less

2022-06-03 19:13:25 UTC

Local beggar, been there as long as anyone can remember, no one knows why he's homeless and how he's still alive. Mysterious figure, probably has light fingers. Beggars see everything that happens on the street so probably know more than you'd expect

Sean "Coco" Bean

2022-06-03 19:16:05 UTC

Gruff northern choclatier. Doesn't speak much, never seems happy unless you see him make his chocolate which are of repute

Richard Nosman

2022-06-03 19:18:39 UTC

Incredibly tall drug dealer. Probably should be arrested but he's very large. A lowly trade for an intelligent man from a once respected family, what went wrong

Chris Tingle

2022-06-03 19:25:40 UTC

Very orange skin tone. Owns a candle and lamp shop. Loves Christmas. Very rotund fellow

Charlemange

2022-06-03 19:28:56 UTC

Local cat. Absolute asshole, acts like royalty but is actually a grimy stray. Rats look down on his filth

Holly Willowtree

2022-06-03 20:17:52 UTC

Would make a great morning television host if only she wasn't a tree. Friends with Willow Hollytree. Old willow tree in the centre of the village. A moot point for the villagers

Mack the wife

2022-06-03 20:25:23 UTC

(Mackenzie) Wife of Mack the knife. Unlikely to be happy cos he's a cheating bastard. Thieving couple, watch your pockets.

Mack the knife

2022-06-03 20:26:01 UTC

(Macheath) Husband of Mack the wife. Highwayman, arrogant mf. Again watch your pockets, unsavoury sort. Short and bald, wears a wig though

Hugh Jass

2022-06-03 21:02:35 UTC

Hugh is subject to a permanent enlarge spell cast upon him by a powerful wizard. He stands a staggering 5ft 7in, but fear not .... he is not a short king, for Hugh is a halfling. Rumour has it he tried to pilfer from the coffers of this great wizard and is now cursed to live out his life being abnormally large for a halfling. Disowned by the halflings he seeks to blend in among the human villages of the world. When the humans find out, they don't take kindly to the great luck halflings posses and they shun him and force him to leave the village. Hugh has been shunned many times.

Burbank the blacksmith

2022-06-03 21:10:54 UTC

Burbank is an old frail human man. He is kindly and loves to show newcomers his wares. He won't let them get a word in and the polite ones will have no choice but to come into his shop. He sells standard adventuring equipment. Burbank wears a rare magical pendant he stole from his patron during his adventuring days. His patron has since revoked his powers but he doesnt mind, hes retired from adventuring now. The old man has a strengh score of 6 but while attuned to this amulet and performing blacksmiths duties he has a strength score of 30. He has tested it and sadly it only works for blacksmiths purposes and hasn't given him his old combat prowess back. The rest of the village continues to be amazed at how he can pick up and forge greatswords but not weild or swing them.

Reggie Smeg

2026-04-26 18:33:18 UTC

Regular Smegular, normal man except at night. fights crime and in a band