ahem yes, here’s the part where i convince you to say yes to me! we are eight hours apart and somehow we make it work even though i miss you after not speaking to you for two seconds. but now you might ask….why do i like you..?! well first of all you always talking about willingly sucking my dick and doing whatever with it and you treat me like i’m not a chore or a bore to be with. you’re the best listener in the entire world and to add onto that you speak like a wise old lady uwu but that’s a good thing….you’re always listening to what i have to say even if its the most obtuse shit that’s came out of my mouth and you embrace that?! and i know i like to hype you and gas you up everyday but its only the truth!!! and i want you to know that even though i blurt out a lot of bullshit, i genuinely think you’re the most beautiful, kindest, smartest and most suitable person for me pls date me i’ll call out penis-kun for you PLe

its so so so inexplicable, the things i feel for you and the way you’re sculpted and built and you remind me of anything and everything i see. there’s always something that makes me incorporate you into my thoughts whenever a random comment comes in or i see anything at all. to make this less ~cheesy~ *lit student voice* to show my obsession with you, let’s make some symbolic comparisons: the manner in which you pop up in the midst of an event that has nothing to do with you whatsoever can be compared to the way ARMYs comment anything bts related to a video or post on social media that has absolutely nothing to do with them! now the significance of this correspondence justifies just how much i adore you wholeheartedly, that i took one for the team (of us two and our millions of dogs) and called out my resemblance with…..armys….

however, to further explain my argument, i would like to reason that although majority of our conversations range from ass eating, dick sucking, other graphic scenes, ooc ranting, keyboard smashing, etc. i am looking forward to generating more conversation topics with you as my official grillfriend <3____<3

i wanna be extra cheesy and say stuff that i normally wouldn’t say on regular chat but its just because…..i’m kinda shy and if my words twist in a kind of, wrong way…i’m sowwy u______u

hnn but you know that when you have the ability to fall asleep anytime it makes me wanna put your head on my shoulder and my heart swells a lot and i just wanna protecc!!! i hope you know how much you mean to me and how important you’ve become over the span of a month and i’d like to thank ahhc, that god lacking church needing place, for introducing me to the cutest person alive. i was gonna write you a full fledged poem but i don’t think i have the braincells to comprehend any metaphoric ways to describe you at the moment, nonetheless, i still have a few things to say! now, amongst a field of prickling roses, you are a lithe and bonny dandelion anchored by your ardent roots and i’m the wind whisking you away and dipping you into a kiss <3______<3 thats all i can think of right now it sounds dumb but i’m saying it either way because you remind me of every flower that’s small and frail but strong and fearless to be mingling with the sky and its companions. baby’s breath, dandelions, thyme; no matter what size or color, as minuscule these flowers are, this doesn’t mean you’re any less significant. you ever wonder why these flowers are so light the wind can sweep them off their stems any time? scientifically, i don’t really know but i believe they’re light enough for them to explore wonders and challenge themselves to prove to themselves their own fearlessness and independency. you’re everything but trivial. MMFD OK I RAMBLED TOO MUCH MOVING ON

ok to end this really long letter, i have reasoned my way out of this entire thing i am so sorry i talk too much but its only because you’re like my best friend girlfriend all in one >_____< the entirety of this letter is to ask you this one so important and crucial question so, if you would do me the honor to be my G(i)F?! my girlfriend? my birth giver?! my lovely peachy pie red hot bon bon, please please ….. be my girl...... but in millennial manner...... *gets on one knee with a dumb crackhead look* would you.....be the....m͝͠r̢͏ş҉ ͢͞͏s̛͞p̷̴͜i͞͞n͡͏͞ǹ̴e͠r̵͟ ̸to ̶ḿ̵̧y ̴l̨̨͟ì͡l͏̀͏ ̀͘͢s̕͞p̢͏i̷͞͝n͝͡ń͝e҉̡͢r̡?͝