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looking forward to just look and not judge. 🥳

happy holidays 🎅🏻

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I had a habit of wandering off when drunk and promised himself he wouldn’t get too drunk to avoid doing it this time.

I cannot remember much from this day of drinking, but what he can remember is that he woke up in Brussels.

I had to make some awkward phone calls to explain where he disappeared to but ended up making the most of the unplanned journey and explored Brussels the day after and flew home the next night.

My friend was the sweetest and didn't bring it up though, although I KNEW she smelt it bc she had to stop singing to take a breather for a bit, and lowkey covered her nose with her hand.

It was sooo smelly but the kind where it's tolerable if it's your own fart, if that makes sense? And so I was just trying not to laugh at the whole thing with my friend singing and still not showing how much it bothered her. It made it so much more hilarious because it obviously really did.

On our way to my place, we chatted and laughed a lot as if we had known each other for years. As we pulled up to our parking lot, she asked me if she could park anywhere, and I replied, "oh no, my condo is at the entrance, so you can just make a U-turn out".

After she made her U-turn, she gave me a hug, dropped me off, and left.

Years later, I still think about this and realize how dense I am and how I just missed my chance and only got a hug, not even a number, due to my dense brain.

Unlucky, go next.

Last summer I was at a friends house for a BBQ and had a lot to drink. (too quickly and on an empty stomach)

I felt this urge to throw up but knew I wouldn’t make it inside in time, thinking fast I decided to throw up in a pot I found.

The pot was full of dust so I emptied it out into the rubbish bin thinking nothing of it and threw up in the pot when no one was around.

A few weeks later that same friend rang me to say that he was going to spread his mum’s ashes, and would I go with him.

When we got to the spot to spread the ashes he opened the lid and it was empty, and I recognised the urn, it was the pot i had thrown up in at the BBQ. I emptied his mum’s ashes into the bin so i could throw up

To this day he has no idea what happened and I feel awful about it, but I know i can’t say anything about it to him.

It tastes so good and i don’t want to hide my love for mold anymore i’ve been lying to chat about it.

-Ivory

So the tiktok was to basically say something embarrassing the person once experience or did. The first of my friend got "Suspect constantly gets touch at night"

Fast forward to 3 days later, the tiktok blew up, it got like 800K views and soon the higher ups of the college came and asked my friend if his okay and does he need to see a therapist.

During his part-time job as a taxi driver or during lectures, he would get stopped by people saying "Hey your the guy that got touched at night right" and his taxi got the nickname "touch me taxi". This treatment went on TILL NOW. He is now forever known as touch me taxi driver.

Funny thing is, a few months after that, it happened again somewhere else, and the staff noticed but they didn't asked for reimbursement, they had complicated faces but they didn't say anything and just gazed at me with pity, and this was a ROBUST sofa stuck to a wall, in my mind I was like "PLEAASE, Just ask me to pay for it, don't look at me like that! This is worse than before!".

-SexyLuckyguy98JW

One day a gust of wind blew his classmates skirt and Ranako got the alone front row seat to the beautiful view, she looked back at Ranako and she knew that Ranako saw that. She dragged Ranako in a empty class room and told him to not tell any of his friends what he saw coz Ranako was kind of a little bitch back then who was notorious for not being able to keep a damn secret, Ranako said "nuh uh gimme something in return" so she gave Ranako a hersheys bar and a kiss in the cheeks and Ranako kept his mouth shut for 8 darn years, but today ranako broke his promise today, please rei forgive me for I have sinned.

"what colour was it?" chat may ask. I'm not gonna tell you. Coz I may be a pervert, but Im a pervert with class ☕🎩

One day my brother comes home, tells me there are 2 new kids at the playground and they're also quite good at football, he told me that they might even be better then me. I didn't bother that much and 2-3 days later when I went to the playground to play. One of those 2 kids approached me. he was being nice and respectful and then he says "your brother told me you're an amazing football player. do you wanna have a 1v1? Your brother bragged a lot about you" stuff like that. My dumbass was acting hard and tough y'know like "oh you'd lose It's not even gonna be close" blah blah all that stuff. I told him to bring the other kid with him, I'll take them both 2v1.

Yeah so I lost horrendously Ion even wanna share the score man. I lost so bad, I didn't touch, dare I say even look at a football for 5-7 months after that incident. I started hating football. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Also another one I'd like to add. Meruem is not hot rei. I voted yes that day because I felt bad

XD

Regards,

HoodedHades

To make it more interesting and not boring I decided to dress the dummies up with some clothing and wigs. All the money used will be paid back by the college so I thought why not. So I dress them up as a guy and girl respectively.

During the walk back I had to take a piss and decided to bring the dummies with me into the bathroom cause I didn't want them to get stolen. (The fear is valid cause at the dorms more heinous things have been stolen or found)

So after I took a piss and put the dummies in the hall the firefighters will use. I went back to the dorms to find out the entire female and male dormitories are on lockdown cause there was a sighting or 2 guys bringing a girl into a bathroom.

Take note this was 1 week before finals as well, when the students would be crunching in their studies. Till this day I never told anyone I was the reason that the dorms would be locked down for 3 days and even caused the wardens to work overtime :D

By Noxis

(ps, I probably caused a few students to fail their exams now that I think about it)

So when no one was around i boogered my workplace

As soon as i did 3 people walked right in behind me and i pretended to do some work before dashing out.

I couldn't hold it in anymore and so I was just slowly letting it out until it was all over my ass and it was smelling in the entire classroom. Everyone was looking near me and I had to act like I was confused with the smell

too, saying who farted when I was the one who had poop in my shorts...

I don't remember how I cleaned it up...

The day the three of us went to set up the course, we found out that James, the person in charge of setting up the signs for the locations, didn't actually talk to the people at the nature preserve and get normal signs to put up. Instead, he had a can of spray paint and said "don't worry, it'll be fine." So we went out into the forest and set up the course, spray-painting the points directly onto the tree without even thinking this could be a problem. The trainees went through the course, and the event went successfully

The next day I received a summon from my Lieutenant Colonel, telling me I had to report to the office immediately to clear up a dispute. I arrive, check in, salute, etc, and the other two people I worked with were also there. Our colonel is on the phone with the manager of the nature preserve. He tells us that someone went through the forest and spray-painted trees instead of using the proper signs, and this is a huge problem because this KILLS THE TREES, some of which are HUNDREDS OF YEARS OLD. Oh God. So in my mind, I'm screaming, ready to receive either a huge fine or, worse, dismissal. The three of us all exchange guilty looks as we wait for the manager of the nature preserve to continue talking.

"So, we know you were out in the forest yesterday doing training. We think a group of Boy Scouts of America may have tried to set up a training course without asking permission. Did you see anyone out in the woods while you were training?" What?

Without skipping a beat, James, the guy who caused all this in the first place, replies "ACTUALLY SIR, WE SAW A FEW SCOUTS OUT IN THE WOODS YESTERDAY BUT WE DIDN'T THINK ANYTHING OF IT AT THE TIME. NEXT TIME WE'LL REPORT THAT."

"Great, thank you for your help." The nature preserve manager finishes the call.

We never admitted what we did. To this day there's probably a group of 12 year olds out there still banned from going to that nature preserve who have no clue what happened. - Boston squiii4Kewkcry

One time a relative barged in while I was in the bathroom and once he went out, he shouted through the living room and said: "Hey, his d*** is small." I WAS LIKE WHAT??????????????????????????

By a secret person which I don't want to say my name.

this is what I wasnt supposed to intend

but here I go..

I gets obsessive with Stuff from Anime and like Its RLLY embarrassing I'm like getting flustered And it's soo.. Weird

One time I was just y'know riding around town going about my day, just living life. A truck almost hits me while I'm on my bike, It was my reflexes that saved me that day. Like every person I was furious I started chasing the guy. I was yelling at him, telling him to pull over. Eventually he did, and he took his sweet time getting out of the truck. I was yelling at him telling him to come out and just mad ig. There were people watching, we had a little crowd. Soon after, The guy in the truck. Legit im not lying, comes out, in his hand a machete idk where he pulled that shit out of. Buddy wanted to end me one way or another XD

I stood my ground that day but boy was I scared and it was quite embarrassing how quick I shut my mouth when I saw the machete, everyone in the crowd saw that. People from the crowd came forward, calmed the situation and everyone went home.

I also have some which I'm taking to my grave hell naw im confessing here

I never gotten her phone number because I was too shy.

His partner and I have a complicated and toxic history spanning back to us being kids, and had a short term thing before they got together.

Judging by the timeline there is a chance (the mum isnt sure herself) that my close friends kid (that i was made the godfather of) is actually a babyberto.

Thankfully she agrees that doing a dna test to see would only upset my close friend who doesn’t like that we have history but truly loves her.

So during college I was the batch leader for my course and I was constantly bombarded with new stuff to do from Lecturers and students. From questions to events to planning trips to several states.

So obviously I was stressed as hell, some of my classmates noticed this and two of them, lets call em Fiya and Fina. They are twins who are my batch mates and we have known each other since first semester.

So after seeing me stress they invited me to go out and get away from everything. Me being the friend that known them for long was surprised cause they rarely go out in the first place but I agreed anyways.

So on saturday we rented a car till sunday and went out just the 3 of us. We spent time together and enjoyed our time very much. Night time came and we planned to spend the night in the car by the beach.

They invited me to the back seats and I sat between them. They told me they had so much fun today and asked me I quote "Your so stress from everything, I think we can all think of something to release the stress". Me being the fucking dumbass I am instantly said "yea sleeping sounds wonderful right now" before just blacking out

Next morning its just me waking up with both of them by my sides. It wasnt after 2 weeks afterwards that I randomly thought about it while showering and genuinely scream in the dorm showers.

Noxis the Dumbass

life update: she's ok and she chill rn but the circle of friends is now broken

-Your one and only Glazor

When we got our food and I sat down at the table across from her. She ordered a massive amount of food, like probably 3 combos worth of food, and I ordered fries. She started going to town on the food, but the moment I took one bite of a fry, all the food and alcohol I consumed that night immediately came back up. I legit ruined not only all the food on the table, but also both our clothes. The next thing I could remember I was being walked out of the McDonalds by a cop and I woke up in my bed.

The next day I tried messaging her to apologize but she had blocked me. I messaged a mutual friend to apologize and I offered to pay to replace any of her stuff and I was told that she wasn't really angry about it but she was so grossed out that she didn't want to talk to me again. Also that McDonalds was the only one in town and I got banned for the rest of my college program.

-SexierLuckyguy98jw

-CaTaMeower2810

-UnluckyLuckyguy98jw

Ps. don't judge my grammar

Hi, I'm Hikhok! I'm in my mid 20s. Currently working, I'm independent man and I have no partner nor kids. So this story is all about my friend which let's hide and the alias "Nics" and she's in her early 20. I met last May. I already subscribed to her twitch but I purposely unfollowed her to notice me and yes it worked. We build some connections and with other people until we already did a meet up with friends. She's my first twitch streamer friend, until one time I started to miss her because she's busy with her OJT and I just got an offer to become an apprentice for HR Generalist role also I become a top performer with a whopping incentives of 20K, so I purposely invited our friends to eat outside in Shakey's to celebrate her completion in her OJT. While we eat I become so happy because I saw her again, that time I'm about to confess to her that I have feelings for her because during the time I'm missing her is literally she's the only person that I can think off. So when I'm about to confess, she surprised me with a confession... So she already answered our friend who flirts her. The dude is almost early 30s already and unemployed. So I supported her because I like her and the dude, I help him to get a job, give him everything that I can give like advice, seminar and prospects. But still for 6 months, still wasn't able to land a job. But despite that I still help him, also encourage him so he can land job for Nics.

In the other hand, Nics stopped mentioning him to me and she also said that I been ghosting her for more than a month because I become busy. In that time I become sad and it comes to my mind that I need to level up my game plan.

I know there are someone but I know he don't deserve Nics. So I'm actually planning to steal her from the dude. I know it sounds crazy and like a typical guy but I can't bear that she always sacrifice things for that dude that only giving less effort for her.

Di pa sila kasal, kaya pwede ko pang agawin.

Kaya, I'm very guilty that I like her and it will be a sin if I steal Nics from that dude.

That's why I'm planning to invite her next year to Baguio. I have planned everything, nothing will stop me. I'm really sorry for the dude. Despite we're friends, but you deserve her and I know that I can treat her better than you can.

My kami-oshi doesn't have much self esteem after the agency she used to be part of took it from her and my other oshi gotten their reputation ruined because of the very same agency that caused her so much pain and suffering that she tried to take her own life. Even though her reputation is slowly mending and her name is cleared thanks to certain bounty hunter free bird, the scars that remain on her run deeper than I thought.

If i could become a vTuber and become famous, i could collaborate with them and let them know how significant they are in vTubing industry and that they are most important to me and everyone who loves them.

However, it's not going well because gaming PC's, vTuber model concept art commissions and Live2D (rigging) commissions are very expensive and it's will take me very long time to save the money i need so i could afford to become a vTuber. I pray that i don't become vTuber by the time any of my oshis already graduated.

So continuing on, after I realize my fumble during the shower I had a breakdown within my room to the point my room mates thought I finally went crazy from all the work I had to do. I asked Danny, the only bastard in that room whose taken on how to flirt or talk to woman in a more romantic way. His advice was useful obviously considering theres a follow up

So for 3 months I was basically treating them sometimes to sweet stuff like ice cream or anything sweet stuff cause they have a sweet tooth but the way they were raised were strict. This was basically my way of "forgiveness" to them. I didn't say it explicitly of course that this was my way of saying sorry for fumbling but I have a good feeling they knew what I was doing.

The latter 3 months was spent with me planning a new trip to do, this one was the trip I planned to get the W. It took me a week alone to find the right time to ask them out together. It was after a hard quiz that I decided to invite them "Hey guys, at this rate I feel like I'll die from studying all the time. Wanna go on a trip like last time?"

They looked at each other for a few seconds before telling me they would love to go out again. So afterwards I made sure everything was gonna go well, no bloody last minute events, no random lecturer or student calling or asking for me and etc. I even rented a more comfortable car for us.

So on the day of the trip, another saturday we all went to another state for this trip. It didn't have any beaches BUT it had alot of entertainment for them cause as I said before they grew up strict and don't have much experience of other places.

The trip went well with a small snag at the end. One of the tires blew out but thankfully it had a spare in the trunk. At the end of the trip we parked at a lakeside park. They turned to me and asked "Wanna sleep like last time?" and I shit you not I swear I saw a glint in their eyes "Sleep sounds nice but I wanna do something more physical, I lost out last time after all" was my reply. I thought I fumbled again but somehow someway I manage to get the W that night before falling asleep with both of them though this time with a major W

(ps, we woke up at 11am during a sunday morning from how tired we were and barely manage to get back in time before the gates to the college were closed)