GOODNIGHT😘

1. Wala kang gunting ✂, kaya ang gagawin mo itutupi mo ang papel konteng laway tapos punit. 😜😂

2. Naglabas ka ng papel 📝 nakita ng mga klasmeyt mo 👀, ayun ubos papel mo. 😂

3. Kung kelan alam mo na ang sagot 📜, saka ka naman di tinatawag sa recitation. 😠

4. Pagkain mo 👤🍩🍕, pagkain nila lahat. 😂👌

5. Kapag love 💞 ang topic active na active 😃, pero pag recitation na, NGANGA. 👄😂

6. Iniiwasan mong mag eye to eye 👀 kayo ng teacher💁 mo baka kasi tawagin ka tapos kunwari nag iisip ka. 💭😂

7. May papel 📜 ka kaso tinatamad ka kunin kaya manghihingi ka nalang. 😂👊

8. Sila na nga nangopya 📝, ikaw pa mababa😢

9. Kapag nakita mong may "D. All of the above" sa choices, yun na ang sagot mo. 😂👊

10. Dinadaldal ang teacher para maubos ang time. 😂💭💁

11. Pulbos ng isa, pulbos ng lahat.

😝12. Mas mabilis mo pa mamemorize yung lyrics ng kanta 🎤🎵🎶 kaysa sa lesson nyo. 😂

13. Gagawa ka ng project kung kelan deadline na. 😂📝

14. Yung kaklase mong di mawawalan ng hugot. Konting salita mo lang huhugutan na naman. 😂😂👊

15. HABANG NAGBABASA KA, ANDAMI MONG NAAALALA OR RELATE NA RELATE KA AT GUSTO MO NA ITAG YUNG MGA KAKLASE MONG GANYAN PATI SARILI MONG HIYANG. 😂😂

LOVE

YOUU😭😭😭😭😭

When my man cheated on me, i was crumbled. My world shattered, however I hold the idea of forgiving him. They said, love is sweeter in the second time around, so my heart forgave him. He promised to be better and that made me believe so desperately. He became sweet, posting me in socmed, myday in fb, buy me flowers and such. However, he cheated again and again and again. I think I lost count of the number of times, funny. As someone who got betrayed, I was shattered. I felt like I was stab multiple of times with my barehands for staying.

Until one day I woke up losing everything. I have nothing left to give anymore because there's nothing left with myself. I am crumbled, shattered and broke. Love doesn't conquer everything, it cannot conquer a heart that refuses to change.

This time, I walk away.

kapoy jud diay kaau mueskwela way saktong financial support.

Basta Kay padaun lang ta ani permi uwoo hahahha

Kanang ganahan ka nga independent woman pero mahadlok mutabok sa karsada🥹

Love kaha kos akong lalabs?HAHAHA

manifesting makapasar sa finals cutiee 🫶

Ma'am loi dabest ka sa tanang instructor sa CED dep🤍

Gusto ko kasi pag magsasalita ako may lumalabas na apoy.😎

#labad lang bisag wla ka sa gubat🥹

Pagpadulong trabaho: “Jusko ang init”.

Pag naas outing: “Sun-kissed skin”.🤣

In a world where full of kapoy na pero nagtuo gihapon ka na puhon worth raning tanang kahago.

#kinabuhing estudyante

Lutuan kaha tika'g cerelac para ma feel gyud nimu na baby tika.🙃

Pilia ang LAKING MAKA BAYAD ug kuryente para dili pud ngitngit inyung Love Story

Take a bullet straight through my brain

Yes, I would die for you, baby

But you won't do the same :(

oh thanks, i loved that compliment, say it again.

"Kumusta mo, mga amigo/amiga? Asa na mo? Miss na jud ko ninyo. Miss na pud ta mo. Tara, hangout ta sunod! 😊👋"

I know things didn't work out between us, and that's okay. Though our paths have diverged, I want you to know that I cherish the moments we shared and the lessons I've learned. Wishing you all the best as you continue on your journey. Take care."

As we near the end of our time together as classmates, I wanted to take a moment to reflect on the journey we've shared. From the early days of nervous introductions to the countless late nights spent studying and laughing together, each memory holds a special place in my heart.

Through the highs and lows of exams, projects, and presentations, we've grown not just as students but as individuals. We've supported each other through challenges, celebrated each other's successes, and formed bonds that I believe will endure beyond these classroom walls.

As we prepare to embark on our separate paths, I want to express my gratitude for each and every one of you. Thank you for your friendship, your camaraderie, and your unwavering support. You've made this journey unforgettable, and I'm grateful to have shared it with such incredible people.

As we step into the next chapter of our lives, let's carry with us the lessons we've learned, the memories we've made, and the friendships we've forged. Though we may be moving in different directions, know that you'll always hold a special place in my heart.

Here's to us, to the memories we've created, and to the bright futures that await us. Cheers to the end of one chapter and the beginning of many more adventures to come.

Though we've chosen different paths, I want you to know that I harbor no ill will or resentment towards you. Instead, I'm grateful for the moments of joy, laughter, and growth we experienced together.

Our time together taught me valuable lessons about love, communication, and the importance of understanding and compromise. While it's bittersweet to acknowledge that our journey has come to an end, I'm choosing to focus on the positive memories we created and the growth that emerged from our time together.

I wish you nothing but happiness and fulfillment as you continue on your own path. May you find the love and happiness you deserve, and may our shared memories serve as reminders of the good times we once had.

While it may seem like the pain will never fade, know that healing is possible. Sometimes, distance or boundaries might be necessary for your well-being. Take the time you need to heal, seek support from friends or other loved ones, and remember that you are worthy of love and respect.

In time, wounds can mend, and new connections can be formed. You're not alone in this journey, and brighter days are ahead.

Nga walay tubig mahawiran!

Nga walay baho nga di mabaho!

Nga walay sekretong matago!

And now I'm inlove the right person at the wrong time

👉Alam mo ba na ang english ng puno ng bungang araw ay tree of fruitday🤣 #justforlaughs👈

Ayaw pugsa ang dili na😭

Yes im inlove

Inlove with the person

That cant be mine

Inlove with the person

that has no feelings for me

Inlove with the person

That i thought he love me too

But doesn't mean falling inlove

With the person that can't be mine

Is a waste of time

Its means we fall inlove with a

Person that cant me mine

Because they are just

Character in a drama..

anong gulay ang mahilig mag simba🤔🤔🤔❓❓❓

edi LETTUCE pray FWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA SUPER LT 🤭🤭🤭😳😳😳💯💯💯😭😭😭🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💥💥💥🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱👺👺👺

Ano ang tawag sa matabang dwarf?

Edi Soy Dwarf!

Enjoy! 😄🎉Sure, here's a Tagalog joke for you:

Ano ang tawag sa matabang dwarf?

Edi Soy Dwarf!

Enjoy! 😄🎉Sure, here's a Tagalog joke for you:

Ano ang tawag sa matabang dwarf?

Edi Soy Dwarf!

Enjoy! 😄🎉

ITLOG? or MANOK?

According to the Philippine Nurses Association, 1 out of 1 million people has a very strong odor😆

Introducing ______ secret! Tag naa please kangyo nani🤣

"Nakakalunod ka sa ganda, parang nakahaplos ang pagsilip sa langit. Sabi ng puso ko, ikaw ang pinakamagandang alamat na nagpapakilig sa buhay ko."

Dipolog City Supreme Court

The case finds the accused, ____ is guilty beyond reasonable BAHO 😅

sa akong kalagut ako siyang gipanghimaraot,

nga kung dli man gani ako iyang minyuan, Unta cya magabaan ug matunong sa babaying pinaangkan.

Ug sa wa damha, ako natingala

Karun Iyang asawa Aduna nay duha kabuok dala!😅 BINIYAAN man d ayng bayhana.

Wala ko ma inform dli man d ay cya ganahan ug brand new, didtu ramn d ay cya sa 2nd hand unya wala pa gyuy trabaho..😅 maldita pa kaayo..😅😅

Dah GABAAN.

H- is for handy, the helpful you.

E- is for easy going, no ruffles here.

N- is for nice, need I say more?

N-is for natural, the genuine side of you.

A- is for affirm, the certainty of knowledge.

The name “Shenna” is of unknown origin. It’s a name commonly given to girls.

Your name in reverse order is “Annehs.” A random rearrangement of the letters in your name (anagram) will give ‘Nsneha.’ How do you pronounce that?

Secret Meaning of Shenna

The true meaning of ‘Shenna’ cannot be described with just a few words. Your name is your destiny, heart’s desire, and personality. Shenna is a name that evokes logical reasoning. You are possibly intelligent, intuitive, graceful, and even a psychic. Interest in spirituality and mysticism is a strong possibility in your quest for truth. Sometimes you are not friendly and do not like to spend time with other people. You’re the type of person who appreciates luxury and elegance.

Your heart’s desire is to help and care for those you love. You treasure family values and traditions. You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the sake of others. Giving advice is a natural ability for you. You are somewhat hesitant to show your artistic talents. People appreciate the love you give to them.

N- is for natural, the genuine side of you.

G- is for genial, a pleasing personality.

E- is for elegant, born within you.

L- is for laughter, you spread wherever you go.

The name “Angel” is of Greek origin. It’s a name commonly given to both boys and girls.

Your name in reverse order is “Legna.” A random rearrangement of the letters in your name (anagram) will give ‘Nagle.’ How do you pronounce that?

Secret Meaning of Angel

The true meaning of ‘Angel’ cannot be described with just a few words. Your name is your destiny, heart’s desire, and personality. Angel is a name that indicates a gift of gab - the ability to persuade others effortlessly. You are expressive, optimistic, outgoing, and inspiring. Charming and cheerful, you are the life of the party for any social event. You fascinate others with your creativity, especially in writing. You have the innate ability to explain complex concepts in a way that is easy to understand.

Your heart’s desire is to help and care for those you love. You treasure family values and traditions. You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the sake of others. Giving advice is a natural ability for you. You are somewhat hesitant to show your artistic talents. People appreciate the love you give to them.

Once upon a time, in a small town, Turno Dipolog CITYthere stood an old and decrepit school building. It was said to be cursed by the spirits of restless souls from long ago. Most students avoided the school after dark, wary of the chilling whispers that seemed to echo through the empty corridors.

One fateful evening, a group of brave students decided to enroll in a night class held in this very school. They were determined to prove that the rumors of paranormal activity were nothing more than local legends. Little did they know, they were about to face their worst nightmares.

As the night fell and enveloped the school in a cloak of darkness, the students gathered in their classroom. The air was heavy with anticipation and a hint of dread. The professor, a stern and mysterious figure, began the class.

It started like any regular lesson, with the professor passionately imparting knowledge to the eager students. But as the minutes turned into hours, strange occurrences began to take place. Shadows danced on the walls, whispers grew louder, and unexplained footsteps echoed through the empty hallways outside.

One by one, the students started to feel a malicious presence in the room. The temperature dropped, and their breath became visible in the chilling air. The professor's voice became distorted and unnerving.

Suddenly, the classroom door slammed shut, trapping the students inside. Panic engulfed the room as they realized they were no longer alone. Ghostly figures emerged from the shadows, their glowing eyes fixated on the terrified students.

The students tried to escape, but the once familiar corridors had transformed into a labyrinth of terror. Doors opened and closed by themselves, leading to dead ends and rooms filled with eerie artifacts. The school seemed to come alive with an evil energy, determined to keep them captive.

The students huddled together, their hearts pounding in their chests, as the spirits closed in on them. Just when all hope seemed lost, one student remembered an old legend about a sacred talisman hidden somewhere in the school. Legend had it that the talisman had the power to banish the vengeful spirits and restore peace.

With renewed determination, the students embarked on a treacherous journey through the labyrinthine school, facing countless supernatural challenges along the way. They discovered secret passages, deciphered cryptic messages, and overcame their deepest fears.

Finally, after what felt like an eternity, they found the talisman hidden in an ancient library. Holding it high, they recited the sacred incantation, unleashing a blinding light that banished the malevolent spirits back into the darkness from whence they came.

As dawn approached, the students emerged from the school, exhausted but triumphant. The curse that had plagued the halls for centuries was finally broken. The school returned to its tranquil state, and the night class became a mere memory, a tale to be shared with future generations.

So, my friends, be wary when darkness falls upon a school, for you never know what restless spirits might be lurking in the shadows, waiting to ensnare the unsuspecting souls who dare to venture into the realm of the supernatural.

-ayaw ni apilag ss

Pero nganu imo kong gi ilisan?

pero TIMAN-E DILI NA RASON aron MO SURRENDER TA.

bisan ug na feel na nimo ang KAKAPOY!

ONE DAY, you will be able to look back & Say. I MADE IT!

Sayon ra kaayo,

AYAW PANGDAOT sa imong isig ka tao👌

"Walay tao dire sa balay, ako ra"

4'11 parin

-A person who's reading this.

People say, insecurities will secretly kill you, so you better careful.

I might just say, Don't Us. In case you don't understand? "Huwag kami!" To make it clear to you AYAW PAMIKIL. MORA RAKAG ULOD NGA DALI tumban og ilubong sa lapok nga BAHO liwat nimo, ayy sorry I'm so mean. Well you deserve it so much.

To hell with you😉😱😂🙄😅