https://padlet.com/Bridge99/1vkwkznldwu7 Chronicles of the Assurance Galaxy en-us 2016-10-20 08:41:47 UTC 2017-02-02 19:14:45 UTC hello@padlet.com https://padletuploads.blob.core.windows.net/aws/133759281/d316e577997764e49b2680c762effc5f/Screenshot_2016_10_20_10_45_52.png Bridge99 https://padlet.com/Bridge99/1vkwkznldwu7/wish/132001157 Once upon a time the communities of Orangetown and Chairville. The kings of these two populations used to be friends, but after many strange and unfortunately events, they became enemies. ]]> 2016-10-20 08:46:52 UTC https://padlet.com/Bridge99/1vkwkznldwu7/wish/132001157 Bridge99 https://padlet.com/Bridge99/1vkwkznldwu7/wish/132001755 King Orange I used to make chairs for his castle using the wood of the Pesciolti's Jungle, but when King Chairmelon IV discovered the actions of Orange, he sent to him a message but the crazy Orange killed the message (yes, was an alive message). After this action, the war began.]]> 2016-10-20 08:48:51 UTC https://padlet.com/Bridge99/1vkwkznldwu7/wish/132001755 Bridge99 https://padlet.com/Bridge99/1vkwkznldwu7/wish/132145239 After the declaration of war, King Chairmelon IV tried to take the right decision: he sent to the castle of Orangetown the most famous killer in the Bittworld
, the Scar Pumpodoro. Pumpodoro killed the son and the future king of Orange I with a potato. King Orange I of Orangetown, son of King Fabricio the Wolf, son of the Emperor Zurg, was for the first time in his life afraid. Orange I sent his army in a small village under the dominion of Chairville and, with chainsaws, the orange-soldiers killed all the population of the town, included baby chairs, old chairs, women chairs and the First Minister of Chairville, also one of the best friend of Chairmelon IV, Assetta Famm.]]> 2016-10-20 16:48:40 UTC https://padlet.com/Bridge99/1vkwkznldwu7/wish/132145239 Bridge99 https://padlet.com/Bridge99/1vkwkznldwu7/wish/139628680 So, after the Battle of the Chainsaw, the kingdom and the power of King Chairmelon IV were extremely weakened. King Orange I took control of the trade routes of the Bittworld (the third planet from the Sun in the Assurance Galaxy) and began to block all the food expeditions at the borders of Chairville.
In addition to all these catastrophic events, in Chairville and in all the villages near the capital of the Chiarmelon Empire, spreads a terrible species of duckbill who, to satiate his voracity, loved eating wolves, mosquitoes and, unfortunately, genitals of chairs.]]> 2016-11-23 17:04:49 UTC https://padlet.com/Bridge99/1vkwkznldwu7/wish/139628680 Bridge99 https://padlet.com/Bridge99/1vkwkznldwu7/wish/139633089 With his son killed and without any heir, king Orange I started to find a new king for the dominion of Orangetown after his future death. During this period of research, the kingdom of Chairmelon was attacked by the dreadful hordes of platypuses and one of them, in a dramatic day for the history of the Chairs, killed the king by eating his genitals. The daughter of Chairmelon IV, lady Seggiola, came to power and she, as one of the first actions as a queen, began an huge pest control against the duckbills, who were estirpated from Chairville.

Orange I chose. as his heir, the mysterious Johnny Albicocco from the allied village of Armellottaus. All the Orange council tried to tell the king that it was a bad choice, but Orange I designed Johnny as his heir.]]> 2016-11-23 17:29:18 UTC https://padlet.com/Bridge99/1vkwkznldwu7/wish/139633089