"adventus Agricolae" Stage 26 Padlet- pd5 by Magistra Block

OMG THE MAN DID THE THING AND SAID THE THING

2024-11-06 15:55:32 UTC

The soldiers of second legion were working hard without knowledge that they were going to receive commander Agricola. When he arrives he gives a huge speech. He, definitely telling the truth, tells the legion that they are the best.

-says Connor Greenberg

READ NOW: AGRICOLA ARRIVES! Theodosia

2024-11-06 15:56:08 UTC

The soldiers were working without rest for days to make the camp look good because they were expecting the arrival of Agricola. When he arrived, the soldiers lined up, rejoiced, in rows to see him. They listened carefully as he praised them. Yay!

AGRICOLA ARRIVES- DANGEROUS RIOT BREAKS OUT: Hercula

2024-11-06 15:57:05 UTC

In the military camp of the second legion, all the soldiers are working diligently. SUDDENLY, Agricola arrives at camp, unannounced. The soldiers excitedly line up to listen to his super inspirational speech. A riot broke out during the standing ovation.

Agricola "Loves". this legion more than ANY other. Aulus

2024-11-06 15:57:14 UTC

Silanus is making the soldiers do work constantly for three days to prepare for Agricola's arrival but they do not now that he is coming. Then on the fourth day Agricola comes and hypes them all up. He tells the soldiers that they are absolutely sigma and he loves all of them.

AGRICOLA BLESSES US WITH HIS PRESENCE. OH HAIL AGRICOLA!

2024-11-06 15:58:01 UTC

Get your shirts ready! Get your pens ready! Your one and only idol, the most diligent Agricola, is currently making his way towards the camp!

Agricola claims that the second legion is the best and has the bravest soldiers. If you are a true, passionate, fan, you must kneel before him to have your forehead signed.

It is truly an honor.

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AGRICOLA DISCOVERED TO BE AI POWERED ROBOT!!!! -Sexta

2024-11-06 15:58:06 UTC

Agricola arrives at the camp and delivers a speech. Soldiers discover that the speech is, in fact, the same generic speech that Agricola gives to every camp. Everyone cheers and clamors and the centurion (the victim) yells only to be unheard. Agricola later enters the headquarters to download information.

THE COMING OF AGRICOLA

2024-11-06 15:58:26 UTC

Agricola came to the military camp. The crowd erupted. He spoke the truth on the podium. He announced which the best brave loyal army camp is.

Aaron

The Political Landscape has been Heavily Altered- Vijay Nagarajan

2024-11-06 15:58:58 UTC

The second legion, in Deva, has been doing long, hard work, after ordered by General Silanus to perform such dire work. It's because Agricola was going to "pull up to the party". The soldiers were tired and did a lot of work, but the camp was elite. Agricola came and gave an incredible speech, in which he had praised and "glazed" the camp and the legion. Following the speech, there was a standing ovation filled with loudness nd a lot of other stuff

Legend Agricola gives an emotional and unfake speech to fanatic legion! Kaeso

2024-11-06 15:58:58 UTC

After 3 days of continuous hard labor, the grumpiness of the soldiers turned into delight as the news of Agricola arriving reached them. When Agricola arrived, the soldiers' enthusiasm became too much as they stampeded to Agricola, not listening to the Centurion. Then when Agricola gave an emotionally charged speech to the soldiers, the soldiers became so emotional that their tears turned into a lake, drowning many in the process.

A very prestigious man visits the second legion to deliver important words! - Flavus

2024-11-06 15:59:01 UTC

Silanus worked his soldiers to their breaking point cleaning the camp in preparation for Agricola. After working for 3 days, Silanus told his soldiers that Agricola is coming. The soldiers were very pleased to hear this and celebrated. The soldiers greet Agricola and create an uproar. Agricola then delivers a masterfully crafted speech.

Breaking News: Agricola's Speech causes an earthquake after soldiers jump from joy! -Ursula

2024-11-06 15:59:22 UTC

As the tired soldiers performed their many tasks, they awaited Agricola's arrival. Gaius Silanus instructed the soldiers to work diligently for the last three days. When Agricola arrived, the soldiers organized themselves in rows. Agricola's speech consisted of many praises and compliments about diligence directed towards the soldiers! All the soldiers listened in awe.

THE EVIL SCAMMER (AGRICOLA!!!11111) HAS COME TO TRICK US ALL WITH HIS DEVOUS SPEECH DON'T FALL FOR IT BUY MY MYSTICAL POTION TO BLOCK OUT THE TOMFOOLERY

2024-11-06 15:59:23 UTC

The soldiers of the second legion have welcomed the arrival of the hugger-mugger AGRICOLA into Deva!!!111 The soldiers were TRICKED into praising him, rejoicing, and being happy! Despite all their hard work and effort and acting happy Agricola gave his SCAM SMUG speech on how they were the best. HE IS A CERTIFIED SCAMMER I HOPE THEY BAN HIM!! BUY MY AMAZING POTION FOR 1000000000 DENARII TO AVOID HIS LIES

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AGRICOLA A LIAR, DOZENS PROTEST

2024-11-06 15:59:24 UTC

AGRICOLA WENT AROUND TODAY TALKING TO ALL OF THE LEGIONS. EVERYBODY WAS WORKING SO HARD FOR HIM, BUT HE LEFT THEM HANGING WITH A SPEECH COPY AND PASTED FROM HIS SPEECH IN DAMASCUS YESTERDAY. ON SKIB! WE NEED TO BAN HIM FROM LIFE AND GO WITH A LEADER THAT CAN ACTUALLY MAKE COHERENT SPEECHES. #AGRICOLADOESNTCAREABOUTUS

BREAKING NEWS: THE RENOWNED AGRICOLA VISITS THE SECOND LEGION TO DELIVER A MOVING SPEECH!!!

2024-11-06 16:00:20 UTC

The soldiers of the second legion welcomed Agricola after continuously working very hard. The soldiers lined up, really excited to see him, while the poor centurion tries to make his voice heard over the clamor. Agricola then delivers a beautiful, totally original speech talking about how they are the best legion he has ever seen.

- Laelia Supe

SIGMA RIZZLER AGRICOLA VISITS THE SECOND LEGION

2024-11-06 16:00:27 UTC

after receiving word of Agricola's arrival, the soldiers worked tirelessly to prepare the camp. after 4 days, Agricola arrives and gives a great speech. he claims that the second legion is the best, and praises them for their hard work and bravery.

-Reid

Silver-Tongued Senator Woos Large Crowd of 2nd Legion

2024-11-06 16:00:37 UTC

To whom it may concern, infamous senator Albert Agricola appears at Second Legion base to give inspirational speech. Members of the audience were quoted saying "hurrah!" and "Agricola!" God bless our troops. Thank you to our sponsors, sticks and bread.

Reporting to you live, Titus

Agricola arrives at local army camp, gives rousing speech

2024-11-06 16:02:32 UTC

The soldiers of the second legion were treated to a visit from Agricola after days of hard work preparing for his arrival. All of the soldiers were put into lines to prepare for his entrance, but things quickly got disorderly when the soldiers were so loud, no one was able to hear their commander. After the clamor settled down, Agricola went to the stage and gave a rousing speech. The crowd went wild after Agricola's encouraging. He soon made his way to headquarters, but his profound words will likely stick with the soldiers.

Andromeda

Hot Topic Agricola Has Been Elected As The New Emperor Of The Roman Empire! Also The Soldiers Love Him.

2024-11-06 16:02:34 UTC

Deep in the Roman Empire the soldiers of the second legion are hardworking people with a passion to fight for the empire. Agricola is quickly making his way to camp for great motivation and inspiration. He apparently claims this legion is the BEST legion. The soldiers immediately line up in rows and stand straight while Agricola was giving the same, basic, unoriginal, same, basic, unoriginal, wait oops maybe I repeated myself. Either way he praises them so much while giving the best speech ever!!!!! Also maybe I was lying about the election part, but still, YOU read till this far! - Zeno Solanki

The Legend Agricola arrives and then RIOT BREAKS OUT.

2024-11-06 16:03:29 UTC

The soldiers of the second legion, who were in the camp and were working hard for a long time. SUDDENLY, Agricola arrives at the camp. Then Silanus lined up the soldiers into long rows because the soldiers were excited to listen to his inspirational speech. A riot broke out during the standing ovation.

Article by: Valerius