THE RANDOM STORY by Goodwin Lu

ONE DAY, when

gugigor — 2013-03-10 14:49:18 UTC

A guy went to the store to buy some food. He got bored looking at the aliens flying in the sky so he asked for help. First he went to Mr. Blob-der-nak for a plasma cannon.

Mr. Blob-der-nak said "NO NO NO I MUST EAT PLUTO FIRST" and so he went to saturn and got some boomerangs and shot at the sun.

MEANWHILE.....

gugigor — 2013-03-10 14:50:55 UTC

The sun was having fun planting some solar bunnies, and the bunnies were looking through telescopes at Earth's America's Virginia. There were 10,000 villains in total. Mr. Blob-der-nak was one of them so he went to a wrestling match and then laughed.

AND THEN.....

gugigor — 2013-03-10 14:54:46 UTC

The opponent wasn't happy at all, so some warriors came and exploded. Annoying Orange appeared and passed on his grandfather's saying "NAH NAH NAH IM ANNOYING ORANGE" and then he disappeared.

AND SO.....

gugigor — 2013-03-10 14:55:55 UTC

spiderman went back to munching on pie normally and the gorilla smiled insanely.

"THE END"

gugigor — 2013-03-10 14:56:27 UTC

P.S. Google.com is awesome. And you should visit this:

UNFORTUNATELY.....

gugigor — 2013-03-10 15:35:26 UTC

a man was too girly so the hippo jumped over a jaquar. Too bad the net didn't catch the fly!

AFTER THAT.....

gugigor — 2013-03-10 15:36:21 UTC

Xerox never lied to his grandmother about cleaning the building up again. And the computer was shut down, too.

Once Upon a Time....

gugigor — 2013-03-10 15:37:51 UTC

A princess was trapped in a tower. No prince could save her, until.....

he said, "BLAH BLAH BLAH"

gugigor — 2013-03-10 15:39:32 UTC

and everyone got really bored and they all died of boredom.

It seemed that all was gone until....

Last but not least,

gugigor — 2013-03-10 15:40:48 UTC

You put cream in the cake. Not too much though, or the milk will spill out.

then He used Malador!

gugigor — 2013-03-10 15:41:36 UTC

It's not effective at all!!!

"AHA!" Batman said.

gugigor — 2013-03-10 15:42:27 UTC

While the team was looking for the Bandit, Batman said "Oh right, I planted a bomb in it. I just pressed the button causing it to explode"
They heard an explosion.
Batman said "Quickly that must be where the Bandit is!"

then he started feeling sick, so he went to the nearest housing....

gugigor — 2013-03-10 15:42:54 UTC

the old men have warned them of this treat, but they lent a deaf ear.
so Jakular went on a search for any survivors....

By "the end" we mean please continue.

gugigor — 2013-03-10 15:43:40 UTC

...everyone saw the Legendary Otatop(which is I) and Spade went there to see if I am truly legendary.

everyone screams

gugigor — 2013-03-10 17:36:59 UTC

everyone screamed in the land of the yellow submarine.

hippo happy birthday

gugigor — 2013-03-10 17:40:07 UTC

everyone sang happy birthday to the fat hippo. her nose grew longer because she was fat. and it was really her birthday. I was in school the hippo told me to eat a twix so i broke off my eye to prove i was really cold and needed a coat.

LOL, says Mr. Jolly

gugigor — 2013-03-10 22:49:23 UTC

That stinker just left some tiny footprints, a pile of green glitter all over the kitchen counter, and turned all of our milk green!

THEN EVERYTHING EXPLODED

gugigor — 2013-03-10 22:55:09 UTC

In a video game arcade. It was no problem for the Man in the Dark Suit and he then back to chewing on Chipfalaw's Chips!

The Man in the Dark Suit decided to complain by....

gugigor — 2013-03-10 23:21:22 UTC

writing a letter that started out with....

DEAR Mustan Fion Delarg, aka

gugigor — 2013-03-10 23:21:40 UTC

"Jack of all Trades, Master of None".....

I hate that the Star Spangled Banner tastes like this....

gugigor — 2013-03-10 23:22:35 UTC

Sincerely,

gugigor — 2013-03-10 23:23:30 UTC

Slinko Plettnecko

He was tired so....

gugigor — 2013-03-11 20:04:50 UTC

He prepared a hamburger to eat. Scorching flames filled the depth of her eyes every time she glanced in my direction. It was almost as if she was willing me to freeze just simply from her gaze.

But monsters came to eat it!

gugigor — 2013-03-11 20:05:26 UTC

You have two choices: eat the hamburger or give the hamburger to the monsters!

CHOICE 1: EAT THE HAMBURGER

gugigor — 2013-03-11 20:06:23 UTC

He eats the hamburger.

OH NO THE MONSTERS ARE GOING TO KILL HIM!!!

Luckily he is powered up by the burger and destroys all the monsters!

He is so into it, he ignores the evil mastermind setting off the bomb that destroys everything.

CHOICE 2: GIVE THE HAMBURGER

gugigor — 2013-03-11 20:06:44 UTC

The monsters are very happy. They manage to see the evil mastermind who is trying to destroy everything by setting off an bomb.

U DIE

gugigor — 2013-03-11 20:27:33 UTC

Try a different option this time....

YOU NOW HAVE TWO OTHER CHOICES......

gugigor — 2013-03-11 22:44:47 UTC

play "FPS man" OR continue the random story.

YOU NOW HAVE 2 OTHER CHOICES......

gugigor — 2013-03-11 22:46:57 UTC

1: play FPS man OR 2. continue reading the story

PLAY FPS man

gugigor — 2013-03-11 22:47:22 UTC

CONTINUE READING......

gugigor — 2013-03-11 22:48:09 UTC

good job man! If you made it here, 5000 high fives!

Let's go!

A guy go K.O.ed and he had to be sent to the hospital.

LATER

gugigor — 2013-03-17 17:23:21 UTC

then I went to clockwork Tower and listened to Gangnam Style for 10 hours.

The video cannot be found so too bad!

FIN

gugigor — 2013-03-17 17:24:00 UTC

Well, the fin of a shark. How coincidental, considering it being the last thing u expect him to do. So well so done, too bad it's a ton!

Then everyone exploded.

gugigor — 2013-03-17 17:24:57 UTC

LIKES

gugigor — 2013-03-31 23:45:05 UTC

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likes and we're still getting more! UGH TOO MUCH LIKES WE DO NOT EVEN HAVE ENOUGH DIGITS!!!!!!

UR STILL HERE?

gugigor — 2013-05-13 14:49:17 UTC

u want more? WELL THEN....suggest me at gugigor@live.com . please do not spam me or else I will spam u, U can call me Nye.

ANYways, Back to the Story.

gugigor — 2013-05-13 14:50:08 UTC

After the fin saved everyone, Huardle managed the world safely until MR. Gibbons came along and enslaved mankind. Yeah, Mr. G. is a hamster. But sadly, Jack was very heroic and so he saved the princess randomly.

THE END

gugigor — 2014-04-01 20:34:04 UTC

THE END