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         <description><![CDATA[<div>I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.<br><br>I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.<br><br>Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.<br><br>What was Forrest Gump's email password? "1forrest1"<br><br>I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.<br><br>a cheese factory in france exploded, there was de-brie every where<br><br>when a otter sreals something, grand theft otter<br><br>animal puns quack me up<br><br>my suitcase is made of bread, it's jam packed<br><br>chickens vision be eggselent<br><br><br></div>]]></description>
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         <title>my # 1 SkelePUN FUNNY-BONE TICKLERS!!!</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>may the PUNger games BEGIN<br>Why are skeletons so calm?<br><strong>Because nothing gets under their skin!</strong><br><br>Why can't skeletons play church music?<br><strong>Because they have no organs.</strong><br><br>What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?<br><strong>SPARERIBS<br></strong>What do skeletons hate the most about wind?<br><strong>Nothing, it goes right through them.</strong><br><br>But first, let me take a <strong>Skelfie</strong><br><br>Why don't skeletons fight each other?<br><strong>They don't have the guts</strong>Why are graveyards so noisy?<br>Because of all the <strong>coffin!</strong><br><br>How did I know where you would go next?<br><strong>Oh I felt it in my bones!</strong><br><br>What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a<strong> telebone</strong>.<br><br>These aren't all of them. I've got a <strong>skeleTON</strong> more!<br><br>a skeleton stood by the fire for too long.<br>Now he's <strong>BONE-dry</strong>!<br>What a <strong>bonehead</strong>....<br><br>I'm so lazy, I'm <strong>bone idle!</strong><br><br>What do skeletons say before they begin dining?<br><strong>Bone-Appetit!<br><br></strong>What do you call a skeleton snake?<br><strong>A rattler!</strong><br><br>Have you seen my brother?<br>I have a <strong>BONE</strong> to pick with him.<br><br>What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?<br><strong>I’m bone to be wild!</strong><br><br>My brother always works himself down to the <strong>bone</strong>!<br><br>Why did the skeleton want a friend?<br>Because she was feeling <strong>bonely<br><br></strong>Every time I hear a skeleton joke <strong>I feel it in my bones</strong><br><br>Skulls are always single because they have <strong>no body</strong><br><br>Man, these jokes aren't even that <strong>humerus</strong>.<br><br>I don't know if I should put a little more BACKBONE into these jokes, but then again it is TIBIA expected that I'll get lazy and not try as hard to make a skele-TON of them... Dang... I'm such a BONEHEAD<br><br>what did the ill skeleton say? I'm going <strong>TIBIA</strong> ok .<br><br>Oh my, there are so many <strong>RIB TICKLERS</strong> here! <br><br>I'm not much for puns, I just don't find them... <strong>HUMERUS!</strong><br>Come on, I know I wasn't all that original, but it was funny wasn't it? Come on... <strong>THROW ME A BONE!<br><br></strong>What made Michelangelo's skeleton famous? His <strong>SKULL</strong>tures <br><br>What do skeletons call their homies?<br><strong>vertebruhs</strong>.<br><strong>because they always have their backs<br><br></strong>Don't worry. I'm sure our food will get de<strong>LIVER</strong>ed. <br><br>Do you not have the <strong>GUTS</strong> to stand my puns? <br><br>I heard the skeleton pioneers had a really tough time crossing the <strong>organ</strong> trail.<br><br>Don't mind my horrible jokes. I´m a heartless comedian<br><br>before i leave, Let me play little number from my hit <strong>SHIN</strong>-gle on my Trom-<strong>BONE<br><br>good night, but resting in a graveyard is restless because of all the coffin.But seriously i´m BONE-tired from all these puns but thats ok because im BONE-dry out of them.</strong><br><br></div>]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>Read this poem. I like it alot</div>]]></description>
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         <title>tibia-nest </title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>these puns really tickle my FUNNY-BONE lets hope my friends don´t want to throw a RATTLE-snake at me for these, and learn to love my PUNderful Jokes.</div>]]></description>
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         <title>these are so PUNderful-</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>I can´t process them without my brain exploding, oh wait i don´t have a brain I´m just a BONE-HEAD. </div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2016-11-14 19:10:06 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>where i live</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>i live in punsylvania<br><br></div>]]></description>
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         <title>Why are skeletons so calm?Because nothing gets under their skin!Why can&#39;t skeletons play church music?Because they have no organs.What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?SPARERIBSWhat do skeletons hate the most about wind?Nothing, it goes right through them.But first, let me take a SkelfieWhy don&#39;t skeletons fight each other?They don&#39;t have the gutsWhy are graveyards so noisy?Because of all the coffin!How did I know where you would go next?Oh I felt it in my bones!What? A telephone? Nah, I&#39;m using a telebone.These aren&#39;t all of them. I&#39;ve got a skeleTON more!a skeleton stood by the fire for too long.Now he&#39;s BONE-dry!What a bonehead....I&#39;m so lazy, I&#39;m bone idle!What do skeletons say before they begin dining?Bone-Appetit!What do you call a skeleton snake?A rattler!Have you seen my brother?I have a BONE to pick with him.What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?I’m bone to be wild!My brother always works himself down to the bone!Why did the skeleton want a friend?Because she was feeling bonelyEvery time I hear a skeleton joke I feel it in my bonesSkulls are always single because they have no bodyMan, these jokes aren&#39;t even that humerus.I don&#39;t know if I should put a little more BACKBONE into these jokes, but then again it is TIBIA expected that I&#39;ll get lazy and not try as hard to make a skele-TON of them... Dang... I&#39;m such a BONEHEADwhat did the ill skeleton say? I&#39;m going TIBIA ok .Oh my, there are so many RIB TICKLERS here! I&#39;m not much for puns, I just don&#39;t find them... HUMERUS!Come on, I know I wasn&#39;t all that original, but it was funny wasn&#39;t it? Come on... THROW ME A BONE!What made Michelangelo&#39;s skeleton famous? His SKULLtures What do skeletons call their homies?vertebruhs.because they always have their backsDon&#39;t worry. I&#39;m sure our food will get deLIVERed. Do you not have the GUTS to stand my puns? I heard the skeleton pioneers had a really tough time crossing the organ trail.Don&#39;t mind my horrible jokes. I´m a heartless comedianbefore i leave, Let me play little number from my hit SHIN-gle on my Trom-BONEgood night, but resting in a graveyard is restless because of all the coffin.But seriously i´m BONE-tired from all these puns but thats ok because im BONE-dry out of them.</title>
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         <title>I Still Believe</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>written by me<br><br>The sin was dark<br>His soul washed white<br>He gave us hope&nbsp;<br>With one star in the in the night<br><br>He made the grass green, and the sky above blue.<br>I have been saved,&nbsp;<br>and so have YOU!<br><br>I'm made clean<br>As his blood runs red.<br>And I BELIEVE that<br>My GOD'S NOT DEAD!!</div>]]></description>
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         <title>Don&#39;t be Afraid</title>
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         <title>Harambe poem</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>He was shot through the head<br>the parents should've been blamed instead<br>but in reality it was the kid who fell <br>and now we all have a story to tell<br><br>he held the boys hand with such good care<br>and he spread peace from everywhere <br>but then mankind con sealed his doom<br>and now he rest's inside his tomb<br><br>so he now has raised a crisis <br>people thought his life was righteous<br><br>and then you'll catch me always to say,<br>rest in peace Harambe    </div>]]></description>
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         <title>Harambe poem</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>He was shot through the head<br>the parents should've been blamed instead<br>but in reality it was the kid who fell&nbsp;<br>and now we all have a story to tell<br><br><br>he held the boys hand with such good care<br>and he spread peace from everywhere&nbsp;<br>but then mankind con sealed his doom<br>and now he rest's inside his tomb<br><br><br>so he now has raised a crisis&nbsp;<br>people thought his life was righteous<br>and then you'll catch me always to say,<br>rest in peace Harambe&nbsp; &nbsp;</div>]]></description>
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         <title>I make horrible science puns, but only periodically.</title>
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         <title>I tried to think of an electricity pun, now my head hertz.</title>
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