Step2: once you’ve found your preferred taste, its probably best to get the kettle on the go. Fill your kettle to the 2 cup line and push the lever down to start heating. 

 

Step3: once the kettle has stopped rumbling, and the water burns your hand, you need to pour 350ml of water into your favourite mug. 

 

Step4: Add your tea bag  and sugar to the water and let it brew for 3 minutes to craft the perfect brew. The extra time means a lot, it adds a stronger flavour whilst letting the water cool long enough to drink straight away whilst remaining warm. 

 

Step5: once the sugar has dissolved and your water is a dark brown colour, add your preferred milk to your mug and stir gently. 
 
step 6: OPTIONAL- remove the tea bag for a weaker brew. 

 

Step7: drink. 
 
step8: Gloat to everyone about your new found skill. 
 
step9: apply to work for PGtips and tell everyone about your revolutionary tea making skills. 
 
step10: Teach your skills to your grandchildren's children in hopes they’ll continue your legacy. 
 
step11: pass away peacefully at the age of 98, leaving your tea legacy behind. 
 

 

 

 

Everyone loves a good toddle, a stroll, a hike or stride, you name it! But many need help to complete such fun (unfortunately). No fear, Melisa is here!

Step 1:

First, you must proceed to stand. This is already simple if you are, if you’re sitting down, put your legs to the floor and shift your body away from the chair or surface you are sitting on.

Step 2:

Next, you must practice moving your feet back of forth, to get the sway of walking. Do this 5 times for each foot.

Step 3:

We don’t realize it, but when we walk we also have motion in our hands. So, after practicing foot movement, sway your hands by your side. 5 times on each sides serves you great results!

Step 4:

Now you have the movement, practice putting each foot down – starting with your heel, then put your toes. Switch between each foot 5 times.

Step 5:

Take small steps forwards and back – with the same technique of heel first, and then toe. Do a little toddle. If you’re feeling comfortable, you can take a bigger step (not too big)

Step 6:

Continuing to take those small steps, now sway your arms. Try taking bigger steps.

Step 7:

The last and final step! You’ve now accomplished everything! Take bigger steps and maneuver yourself from place to place! Enjoy your day! 

Trying to look like you have purpose and are not severely suffering because your Roblox boyfriend/girlfriend broke your heart (I am talking to you 5 year old boy or 80 year old man)

 

1.  Manifest your happiness 

-  This is a great start into tricking yourself and everyone else that you are mentally stable. Repeat after me: I am happy, I am happy, I am happy, I AM happy.

 

2. Change your posture 

- Happy people don’t slouch; try to at least pick your head up. I recommend exercising your neck and shoulders so the huge change in posture doesn’t give you severe cramps and pulled muscles. 

 

3. Smile 

-This one might be a bit tricky if you aren’t very experienced as it will look very awkward and forced if you don’t do it correctly. But no worries this will help.  First you have to wake up the muscles in your face by pretending to eat a HUGE bit of chewing gum. Next pretend you have an imaginary string attached to the sides of your mouth and pull them upwards to show your teeth. Let go of the string but keep the same position of your mouth. There you go. But if it looks really bad the shut your mouth but sills have the ends of your lips going towards your ears. If even after that it still looks bad then I am sorry but happiness doesn’t suit you. 

 

4. Practice phrases 

-After your mouth being in extreme pain after trying to smile its time to start sounding happy. Try your best to get these words and phrases into your vocabulary (say all of these while smiling):  ‘my day was GREAT, thanks’ ‘I am so exited’ ‘wow that’s so cool’ ‘yay’ ‘woo hoo.’ 

 

5. Your walk

-This might not seem important but it is. You have to look like you are enjoying yourself so put a spring in your step. Look up into the sky and do not look at the ground. 

 

6. Congratulations you are now happy!

 

1 Have good quality coffee beans

For coffee to be made to the best quality, the beans must be good. They can’t just be lousy and mushy. It must have the right texture.

 

2  Approach the coffee with care 

So you have you nice coffee beans. What next? Well you you cant just go from there and expect a masterpiece. You would look like an absolute fool. You have to approach each cup of coffee differently.

 

3 boil your water properly 

This one just is common sense . Male sure that you boil your kettle to the highest level. If. Ot then you might as well just throw it in the bin. One this is done , put your water in the coffee and stir

 

4 add milk

It is very important that you put the correct milk.semi skimmed or evaporated milk is the best option. Once you’re done mix

 

5 DRINKKKK!!!!

   2.    Choose your cereal. There’s a wide   

           variety. You may be the sugary cereal 

           type which mainly consists of manic

           primary schoolers or diabetics ( because 

           of the low blood sugar). Or the majorly, 

           muscular, macho who instead of taking a 

           shot of raw egg for breakfast, has the

           most boringly healthy cereal…Ever. 

   3.     Nevertheless whatever type of cereal

            you have, you must make sure it goes

           into the bowl before the milk!!!That way 

           you can see exactly how much cereal

           you’ve got rather than the amount being

           veiled by the milk.

   4.     Milk, it varies on the type of person and

            your mood. Feeling tired? A cheeky

           choccy milk with ur cereal can help!! 

            Or if you’re looking for a granola type

            meal replace milk with yogurt, 10/10 

            would recommend.

  

   5.     Ratio. Listen carefully now. This is a

           crucial step which can make or break a 

            cereal. The ratio of milk to cereal is 

           critical, too little would mean a dry and

            unpleasant mealtime , and too much 

           would make a mushy cereal, like soggy

            newspaper…Yuck! However there is no

            precise measurement of milk to cereal.

             YOU ,my friend, must find that out for

            yourself, cereal comes in all shapes and

            sizes, you must get to know your cereal

           find the perfect amount of milk these 

            little suckers like to bathe in.

  6.      Your cereal on the table and utensil in

           hand, scoop up some of that goodness,

           or add toppings like fruit or (if you’re 

          weird) a copious amount of sugar

          sprinkled on top.You can have your cereal   

          with a beverage of your choice, just not at

          the same time(orange juice and milk

          do not mix well).

  7.      And just like that you’re a cereal crafting 

            connoisseur!!

Step5 :  tie the bag over the head and put in another bag tying at the feet  

 

Step6 :  If you plan to dispose of the body in water add lots of weight to ensure gasses from decomposition do not float the body to the top to be found, alternatively bery the body taking care to cover the resulting mound in an inconspicuos manner