As you already know I’m on an expedition with Jarle, Samuel and some other people. The berserk crew has more use for me now than ever after Mr Andhøy decided to «go kontiki» as he says. In other words, we are taking the berserk ship to prove the history books and the skeptics wrong. «We will rewrite history and become ridiculously handsome doing it» he says. I’m trying to convince him that his theory lacks support both from a historical point of view and common sense, but he will not listen!

Well, anyhow I’m running out of money and I desperately need a refill. It would be very nice if you could send me more money since we clearly will be expanding our expedition for another month or another year. I will not ask for a specific amount, just send the amount you feel that your oldest daughter deserves ;)

 

I bet you want to know what expedition we’re going on? Well, I can tell you but then you must send a couple of TINE BRUNOST with the money. We are planning an expedition from China to The USA to prove that Americans are Asian, and not a result of Colombus and his discoveries. Stupid you say? Try to tell that to Mr Andhøy. 

 

Write you soon, give my love to grandma and the rest of the family. 

 

Kind regards Ida. 

*Always let the other person know where you are. 

*No smoking (unless you are creating smoke signals)

*Tan when you can

*Don´t search for other females. 

*Put the leaf back on after using the toilet.

*No sand in the living area

*If cold, feel free to exchange body heat.