JOIN THE MAJESTIC MAYAN EMPIRE! by Lila Grimard https://padlet.com/2022lgrimard/13a4ch7m2sir Empires never looked so good. en-us 2018-11-14 17:03:02 UTC 2018-11-16 16:00:19 UTC hello@padlet.com HEY! DO YOU HAVE A SASSY SIBLING, OR A NUISANCE NEIGHBOR? BECAUSE WE HAVE A PRACTICAL AND EFFECTIVE SOLUTION THAT BENEFITS NOT ONLY YOU, BUT ALSO OUR AWESOME GOD! Just join the Mayan Empire, and our very own HUMAN SACRIFICE is yours to wield! You're welcome. 2022lgrimard https://padlet.com/2022lgrimard/13a4ch7m2sir/wish/304415660 *Disclaimer: I, Lila Jane Grimard, am hereby not responsible for actions taken upon words above.]]> 2018-11-14 17:08:50 UTC https://padlet.com/2022lgrimard/13a4ch7m2sir/wish/304415660 Great geography and captivating climate! 2022lgrimard https://padlet.com/2022lgrimard/13a4ch7m2sir/wish/304425220 Here in the Mayan Empire, it's nice and rainy (for trade in boats and prosperous crops), and perfectly hot, too! Here comes your sweet surfer tan... 
Located on the Yucatán Peninsula! Really tempting, don't ya think?]]> 2018-11-14 17:24:00 UTC https://padlet.com/2022lgrimard/13a4ch7m2sir/wish/304425220 Awesome Advancements! 2022lgrimard https://padlet.com/2022lgrimard/13a4ch7m2sir/wish/304430743 It is SO much fun to write in our very own hieroglyphics! Jealous? We also have enviable rituals! AND we have TWO different calendars, so pick one depending on your mood of the day each morning if ya want! We also have a deep understanding of astronomy, and farming lifehacks where you can actually grow food in land that doesn't even have to be suitable for farming, because we made it suitable! Lastly, we have some great modern machinery innovations to help you through daily life, and live smoother, like a Mayan!]]> 2018-11-14 17:32:19 UTC https://padlet.com/2022lgrimard/13a4ch7m2sir/wish/304430743 Perfect Political Structure! 2022lgrimard https://padlet.com/2022lgrimard/13a4ch7m2sir/wish/305105068 Our superb structured government is so great! We have our cities built around the beautiful shrine pyramid to our gods; worshipping is WICKED COOL! We have lots of fantastic farmers working on our terrific terraced hilled highlands, and we have TONS OF CHOCOLATE!]]> 2018-11-16 02:59:53 UTC https://padlet.com/2022lgrimard/13a4ch7m2sir/wish/305105068 Epic Economy! 2022lgrimard https://padlet.com/2022lgrimard/13a4ch7m2sir/wish/305106602 Since we're known for our fabulous farming expertise, our economy is largely based on food and agriculture to trade with and interact with the (less awesome) outsiders about. ]]> 2018-11-16 03:10:19 UTC https://padlet.com/2022lgrimard/13a4ch7m2sir/wish/305106602 Sophisticated Social Structure! 2022lgrimard https://padlet.com/2022lgrimard/13a4ch7m2sir/wish/305107003 Men fight and women stay at home caring for the children. This is great in our opinion because everyone is offered an automatic job to do! There is also a wonderful variety if you don't want to be basic, which includes farming, artisans, officials, and merchants. Cornmeal and hot chocolate drinks are two main foods made by yours truly! The best empire ever. It's so entertaining when a male heir is crowned, because evil war captives are beheaded! Woohoo! Women get to wear fancy feather headdresses and jewelry! Being Mayan is such a blast! We love our iconic god Itzamna, which means Lizard House, fun fact!]]> 2018-11-16 03:13:40 UTC https://padlet.com/2022lgrimard/13a4ch7m2sir/wish/305107003 2022lgrimard https://padlet.com/2022lgrimard/13a4ch7m2sir/wish/305109911 2018-11-16 03:33:55 UTC https://padlet.com/2022lgrimard/13a4ch7m2sir/wish/305109911