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When the whole squad cancels but you're a strong independent young person who don't need no friends

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When the whole squad cancels but you're a strong independent young person who don't need no friends

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Last Used: Oct 12

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Last Used: Oct 11

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Hello Domino's? Do you guys have salad? Great I'll take three large pizzas

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Hello Domino's? Do you guys have salad? Great I'll take three large pizzas

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Last Used: Oct 10

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When my mom tells me to make my own food

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When my mom tells me to make my own food

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Last Used: Oct 9

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Thinks about something awkward I did three years ago: nononono

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Thinks about something awkward I did three years ago: nononono

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Last Used: Oct 7

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When you miss someone's call but call back in .44 seconds and they don't answer

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When you miss someone's call but call back in .44 seconds and they don't answer

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Last Used: Oct 6

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when you accidentally open a message and now you have to reply

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when you accidentally open a message and now you have to reply

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Last Used: Oct 5

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When you let your friend read texts from your fight with bae

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When you let your friend read texts from your fight with bae

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Last Used: Oct 4

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When someone calls you by your nickname but you don't even know them like that

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When someone calls you by your nickname but you don't even know them like that

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Last Used: Oct 3

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when you start laughing at something on your computer and everyone wants to see what it is

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when you start laughing at something on your computer and everyone wants to see what it is

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Last Used: Sept 30

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We sent complaints to google maps saying shankland rd was actually Harambe Dr and they changed it Im screaming

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We sent complaints to google maps saying shankland rd was actually Harambe Dr and they changed it Im screaming

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Last Used: Sept 29

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I already lost the headphones by looking at the picture

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I already lost the headphones by looking at the picture

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Last Used: Sept 28

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Last Used: Sept 27

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I don't care who the next president is as long as they decide whether we're going to swipe or chip cuz I'm out here looking dumb AF

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I don't care who the next president is as long as they decide whether we're going to swipe or chip cuz I'm out here looking dumb AF

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Last Used: Sept 26

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When you're trying way too hard to make your relationship work

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When you're trying way too hard to make your relationship work

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Last Used: Sept 25

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Last Used: Sept 24

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These are stronger than some people's relationships

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These are stronger than some people's relationships

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Last Used: Sept 23

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Last Used: Sept 22

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Last Used: Sept 21

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When you wanted someone and they didn't want you. Now they want you and you don't want them any more

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When you wanted someone and they didn't want you. Now they want you and you don't want them any more

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Last Used: Sept 20

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When you're trash but still better than everyone else

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When you're trash but still better than everyone else

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Last Used: Sept 18

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When you do 1/30 of the things on your to do list

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When you do 1/30 of the things on your to do list

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Last Used: Oct 8, Sept 15

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When your friend doesn't give you any blankets before going to sleep

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When your friend doesn't give you any blankets before going to sleep

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Last Used: Sept 14

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When you already got an F on the second day of school cause you didn't get the syllabus signed

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When you already got an F on the second day of school cause you didn't get the syllabus signed

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Last Used: Sept 12

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When someone sits in my unassigned assigned seat

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When someone sits in my unassigned assigned seat

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Last Used: Sept 12

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When you check your phone in the middle of the night and forget to turn the brightness down

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When you check your phone in the middle of the night and forget to turn the brightness down

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Last Used: Sept 11

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Last Used: Sept 10

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If you have any questions just ask someone else

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If you have any questions just ask someone else

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Last Used: Sept 7

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When you tell your friend to look at the person behind them but don't make it obvious

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When you tell your friend to look at the person behind them but don't make it obvious

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Last Used: Sept 7

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Last Used: Sept 4

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When your internet goes out and you're forced to get to know your surroundings. what kind of bird is this?

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When your internet goes out and you're forced to get to know your surroundings. what kind of bird is this?

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Last Used: Sept 3

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Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places

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Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places

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Last Used: Sept 2

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I don't even try to be secretive with my creeping anymore. If I like a pic from 700 weeks ago wtf u gone do. Nothing.

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I don't even try to be secretive with my creeping anymore. If I like a pic from 700 weeks ago wtf u gone do. Nothing.

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Last Used: Sept 1

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Man starved to death while looking for a video to watch while eating

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Man starved to death while looking for a video to watch while eating

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Last Used: Aug 31

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Why should we hire you? Because you're hiring?

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Why should we hire you? Because you're hiring?

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Last Used: Aug 30

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Whoever is humming the jaws theme is gonna get slapped

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Whoever is humming the jaws theme is gonna get slapped

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Last Used: Aug 29

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Last Used: Aug 28

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Just lost a break dancing competition with a log

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Just lost a break dancing competition with a log

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Last Used: Aug 27

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Last Used: Aug 26

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Last Used: Aug 26

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When you turn the lights out and try to find your bed

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When you turn the lights out and try to find your bed

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Last Used: Aug 23

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Cody, you cannot use pizza labels as name tags

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Cody, you cannot use pizza labels as name tags

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Last Used: Aug 22

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When you ask somebody for directions and they start using words like "east" and "west"

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When you ask somebody for directions and they start using words like "east" and "west"

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Last Used: Aug 18

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When you see someone staring at you and you look away and look again and still see them staring at you. I am uncomfortable

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When you see someone staring at you and you look away and look again and still see them staring at you. I am uncomfortable

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Last Used: Aug 17

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This is how my parents look at their cell phone

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This is how my parents look at their cell phone

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Last Used: Aug 16

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When you peel your banana and there's a bruise on it... Yae that's going to be a no for me dog

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When you peel your banana and there's a bruise on it... Yae that's going to be a no for me dog

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Last Used: Aug 16

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Last Used: Aug 15

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When you're out eating & the table next to you is being hella loud

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When you're out eating & the table next to you is being hella loud

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Last Used: Aug 15

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Last Used: Aug 14

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When you get to the movies before your squad

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When you get to the movies before your squad

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Last Used: Aug 13

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When you trying to save money and you hear that voice inside your head saying treat yo'self

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When you trying to save money and you hear that voice inside your head saying treat yo'self

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Last Used: Aug 13

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When you're a wildly successful art dealer and also a cat and life is good

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When you're a wildly successful art dealer and also a cat and life is good

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Last Used: Aug 12

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Last Used: Aug 12

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Swipes credit card cashier: sorry it's a chip reader

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Swipes credit card cashier: sorry it's a chip reader

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Last Used: Aug 11

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when you put something in the cart when ur shopping with your mom and u hope she doesn't notice

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when you put something in the cart when ur shopping with your mom and u hope she doesn't notice

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Last Used: Aug 11

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Laughing at your own text before you send it

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Laughing at your own text before you send it

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Last Used: Aug 10

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Last Used: Aug 9

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When nobody's there for you so you gotta pick yourself up

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When nobody's there for you so you gotta pick yourself up

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Last Used: Aug 8

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My sister's lil woofer had to get stiches and have its head shaved and my sister shaved her head so the dog wouldn't feel insecure

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My sister's lil woofer had to get stiches and have its head shaved and my sister shaved her head so the dog wouldn't feel insecure

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Last Used: Aug 5

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When the whole squad ends up in the same nursing home

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When the whole squad ends up in the same nursing home

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Last Used: Aug 4

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Last Used: Aug 3

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That one person in the group chat who reads everything but doesn't reply

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That one person in the group chat who reads everything but doesn't reply

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Last Used: Aug 2

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When you see a back to school commercial and realize summer is almost over and you have accomplished nothing

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When you see a back to school commercial and realize summer is almost over and you have accomplished nothing

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Last Used: Aug 1

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I don't know what he's supposed to be but he's doing such a good job

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I don't know what he's supposed to be but he's doing such a good job

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Last Used: July 31

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There are so many cats on the internet that we forgot about newborn alpacas

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There are so many cats on the internet that we forgot about newborn alpacas

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Last Used: July 30

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When you and your best friend say the same thing at the same time

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When you and your best friend say the same thing at the same time

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Last Used: July 29

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Who needs a makeup palette when you can have a chicken nugget dipping sauce palette?

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Who needs a makeup palette when you can have a chicken nugget dipping sauce palette?

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Last Used: July 28

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When you see your crush so you act natural

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When you see your crush so you act natural

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Last Used: July 27

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using microsoft word *moves an image 1mm to the left* all text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens

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using microsoft word *moves an image 1mm to the left* all text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens

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Last Used: July 26

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When you realize you treated the entire weekend as a cheat day but now your addicted and you may need help

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When you realize you treated the entire weekend as a cheat day but now your addicted and you may need help

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Last Used: July 25

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Last Used: July 24

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Last Used: July 23

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When you do nothing on your day off and you don't feel bad about it at all

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When you do nothing on your day off and you don't feel bad about it at all

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Last Used: July 22

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Rare photos of me jumping to conclusions

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Rare photos of me jumping to conclusions

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Last Used: July 21

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Last Used: July 20

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i paid for in-flight wifi so i could tweet this immediately

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i paid for in-flight wifi so i could tweet this immediately

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Last Used: July 15

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What if there's more to life than just eating stuff

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What if there's more to life than just eating stuff

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Last Used: July 14

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You ready for summer? Me: Did you say bready

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You ready for summer? Me: Did you say bready

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Last Used: July 13

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Just tell me when and where and I'll be there 20 minutes late.

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Just tell me when and where and I'll be there 20 minutes late.

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Last Used: July 12

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Dear Monday,  my mama don't like you and she likes everyone

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Dear Monday,  my mama don't like you and she likes everyone

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Last Used: July 11

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Last Used: July 10

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Last Used: July 9

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When you watch chopped once and become a classically trained chef

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When you watch chopped once and become a classically trained chef

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Last Used: July 8

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When she says she wants Italian for dinner and you decide to spoil her because that's your boo

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When she says she wants Italian for dinner and you decide to spoil her because that's your boo

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Last Used: July 6

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I was spitting sunflower seeds out the window on the way home but I guess they found their way back in the car

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I was spitting sunflower seeds out the window on the way home but I guess they found their way back in the car

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Last Used: July 5

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When you accidentally click open in new window instead of open in new tab

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When you accidentally click open in new window instead of open in new tab

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Last Used: July 3

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Last Used: July 2

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When you try to screenshot and you lock your phone

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When you try to screenshot and you lock your phone

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Last Used: July 1

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That one Instagram follower you don't know personally but you're cool af with

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That one Instagram follower you don't know personally but you're cool af with

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Last Used: June 30

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Last Used: June 29

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Last Used: June 28

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Last Used: June 27

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How I feel when I gotta get up and close the door after someone left it open 

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How I feel when I gotta get up and close the door after someone left it open 

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Last Used: June 26

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When your parents are all of the sudden being nice

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When your parents are all of the sudden being nice

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Last Used: June 25

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When you're 45 weeks deep on Instagram and almost accidently like a picture

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When you're 45 weeks deep on Instagram and almost accidently like a picture

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Last Used: June 24

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When you say a good comeback without stuttering 

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When you say a good comeback without stuttering 

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Last Used: June 21

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When you thought the ark was leaving at 11 but it actually left at 10:30 #memehistory

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When you thought the ark was leaving at 11 but it actually left at 10:30 #memehistory

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Last Used: June 20

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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone then it dawned on me

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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone then it dawned on me

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Last Used: June 19

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When you're trying to catch up on all the texts in the group chat. I don't know what we're yelling about

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When you're trying to catch up on all the texts in the group chat. I don't know what we're yelling about

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Last Used: June 18

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Last Used: June 16