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When you're around, even the dining hall food becomes enjoyable.

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Are you recess week? Cause you're all I've been waiting for.

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Are you Saga? A journey to you is a saga.

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Are you cut fruits? Only know I miss you when I let you go.

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Are you SATS food? Because I can never have enough of you.

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gotta byo bc i need to know tupperWHERE u r

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u’re like an induction cooker in a suite: hot, delicious, illegal

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being with u feels like tfw someone makes an obscure reference outside of ync and i understand it thanks 2 common core — unbeatable and unbearable

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are you pasta? bc u’re so hot u make me pastaway

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Your wet clothes would look much better all over my floor than they do in the laundry room rn

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Babe, you’re hotter than the weather in Singapore.

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hey babe, are you indomie?

because I’m indo you.

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When i'm hungry at night, all I need is you, because you're a super snack.

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Are you Zhuangzi? Because every time I dream of you, I get butterflies in my stomach.

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Are you Yale? Because I'm in a new haven every time i'm with you.

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Hey babe do you want a raisin? (They answer)
Okay, how about a date then? ;)

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Are you an elevator?
Because you always uplift me and keep me  down to earth, even when I push your buttons.  I’ll still love u when you break down or make me chase u. Let the others go on and ”stair”, they’ll be wrong about us on so many levels ;)

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Are you the dining hall card reader? Because I’d tap you 🤪

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Are you from Cendana? because you can cendominate me

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Are you a bag of Famous Amos cookies, because I can't get enough of you :-)

(come in pairs to get your bags of cookies/vegan cupcakes)

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Are you Tan Eng Chye, cos you give my wandering heart closure 🥺

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I don't get why astronauts need to go to space to see the world. Because when I want to see the world, I just have to look at you 💙💙

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don't know about forks, but how about a lil spoon? 🥺

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me: there’s something wrong with my spotify
you: why what’s wrong
me: they didn’t include you on the list of world’s hottest hits🥺🥺

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Are you rising income, because when I see you my indifference curve shifts outwards

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If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
(Think about it!)

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Your eyes are like IKEA…I get lost in them so easily

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I had a pickup line, but was so stunned by how beautiful you are that it’s completely slipped my mind

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Today’s SATS DAILY DINING MENU: Me ‘n U ;)

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Is your name Eric Hu? because when I see you, I start-up ❤️😘😍

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I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!