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Sign up for the opportunity of a lifetime: a job at PINKY'S CAKE HOUSE!
Call 111-555-1117 OR
click the link below:
https://forms.gle/w5cZuz4tWuaMT15z5
See you there!

Not responsible for death and/or dismemberment.

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It's hard to know which would kill you faster; his choking grip or his foul smell.

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Likes: Rot, sharp objects, despair
Dislikes: pretty much everything else

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Likes: destroying technology, jumpscares, the cold
Dislikes: cameras, fire, employees, money

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The secret room at the back of the Cake House says "Employees Only" but no sane employee would even touch the doorknob.

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Likes: The dark, shadows, death
Dislikes: Light, the living, daytime

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Likes: Climbing, ventilation shafts, screaming
Dislikes: Humans, junkyards

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It absolutely reeks. When you smell the odor of rotting corpses, hide. 

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"Come with me, I will give you peace..."

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Likes: Pizza, Hippy the Hippo, Fire, Biting
Dislikes: Humans, Pinky, children, closets

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There's a reason the Employee's Manual says not to turn off the lights.

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"I see you..."

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The hooks are just for cooking hot dogs.

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Likes: Stalking people, nightmares, murder
Dislikes: Children, living things

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Likes: Cake, pizza, partying, gifts
Dislikes: The dark, Withered Pinky, closing time

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You decided to ignore the odd noises coming from the closet. Smile for the camera!

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"Can I HAVE yOuR sk-skin?"

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You ordered pizza, but the delivery fee really bites.

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"Can-an I have some flesh...er, fresh pizza?"

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"Would you like some cake?"

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*Distorted Static*

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Yikes! Better hope you have enough money to replace those fried computers. Assuming you live long enough to replace them.

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"Hi! I'm C-Cuddles, the f-friendly cake clerk-k-k..."

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"Finger-er-ers make the most party-tastic cr-cr-crack when I crush them in m-my teeth!"

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Oops! You thought the knock on the door was the pizza man.

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*Chilly Silence*

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Oops! Forgot to check the vents. Ratchet tore you to shreds!

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*Distorted Screaming*