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why do they call it cocomelon? becuae its a coco melon

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What has 4 legs but can’t move
What
A table!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick

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We celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month to recognize the achievements and contributions of Hispanic American champions who have inspired others to achieve success.

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We celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month to recognize the achievements and contributions of Hispanic American champions who have inspired others to achieve success.

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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? A: The Food!

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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? A: The Food!

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Dr. Ellen Ochoa, a veteran astronaut, was the 11th director of the Johnson Space Center. She was JSC's first Hispanic director, and its second female director.   Her previous management roles include Deputy Center Director and Director of Flight Crew Operations.

Ochoa joined NASA in 1988 as a research engineer at Ames Research Center and moved to Johnson Space Center in 1990 when she was selected as an astronaut.  She became the first Hispanic woman to go to space when she served on the nine-day STS-56 mission aboard the space shuttle Discovery in 1993. She has flown in space four times, including STS-66, STS-96 and STS-110, logging nearly 1,000 hours in orbit.
ROSINA

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what does a duck says when it is laughing you quak me up

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what does a duck says when it is laughing you quak me up

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what happens when a cow doesnt shave? she grows a moostasce

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Kids Environment Kids Health - National Institute of Environmental Health Sciences

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A resource for kids, parents, and teachers to find fun and educational materials related to health, science, and the environment we live in today.

Environment and Health A to Z

No two people live in the exact same environment. The SOIL beneath our feet, the AIR we breathe, and the WATER flowing through our pipes and waterways can all differ greatly, depending on where we live. On top of that, each of us eats different foods, shares our space with different plants and animals, and has access to different medicines and technology.

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Pollution

We all have a role to play in keeping our environment clean. Pollution happens when things get dirtied by chemicals or other harmful substances. Keeping our environment clean, will help keep us all healthy.

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Scientists get to solve puzzles every day, because science and research involve finding solutions from the clues that we are given.

Scientists use experiments to find out about the world around us. Conduct an experiment or try out some fun activities yourself!

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Click the Jokes to Reveal the Punch Line!

As two caterpillars were crawling along, a butterfly flew overhead. One turned to the other and said,

"You'll never get me up in one of those things!"

What was the pirate movie rated?

What subject is a witch good at in school?

What do firemen put in their soup?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the leg of a chicken !!!

What did the egg say to the other egg?

What do you say to a cow that crosses in front of your car?

Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?

It was a chicken.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the Shell Station!

How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?

You bump your nose on the ceiling.

What would you call a sleeping bull?

Because their horns don't work.

What did Mickey say when Minnie asked if he was listening?

How can you make seven even?

Did you hear about the two silkworms who had a race?

It ended in a tie.

An FBI agent is interviewing a bank teller after the bank had been robbed 3 times by the same bandit. "Did you notice anything special about the man?" asks the agent. "Yes," replies the teller.

"He was better dressed each time."

A sloth is out for a walk when he's mugged by four snails. After recovering his wits, he goes to make a police report. "Can you describe the snails?" asks the officer.

"Not well, it all happened so fast," replies the sloth.

Why is Turtle Wax so expensive?

Because turtles have such tiny ears.

FATHER: How are your grades, son? SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?

SON: They're below C level.

SMART STUDENT: I'm taking French, Spanish, and Algebra this year.

LESS SMART STUDENT: Okay. Let me hear you say "good evening" in Algebra.

STUDENT: But I don't think I deserve a zero on this exam.

TEACHER: Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

He thought it was a high school!

If April showers bring May flowers then what do May flowers bring?

What's in the middle of a jellyfish?

Tourist: How would you describe the rain in this part of the country?

Local: Little drops of water falling from the sky

What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming?

"Here come the elephants!"

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

So he could be polyunsaturated

How much does a pirate pay for his earrings?

What do mermaids have on toast?

Why do elephants never forget?

Because nobody ever tells them anything

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

What works only when it's fired?

Girl: What did you get that little medal for?

Boy: For singing
Girl: What did you get the big one for?

Why did the baker stop making donuts?

He got sick of the hole business

Why were the suspenders sent to jail?

For holding up a pair of trousers

What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

What do you call a very popular perfume?

Why can't you play jokes on snakes?

Because you can never pull their legs

What do ducks watch on TV?

What's white and fluffy and beats its chest?

What bird can be heard at mealtimes?

What is at the end of everything?

What does the winner of the race lose?

What do you call a mosquito with a tin suit?

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?

What do you get if you cross a Cocker Spaniel with a Poodle and a rooster?

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

Why don't bats live alone?

They like to hang around with their friends

What do you get if you cross a daffodil with a crocodile?

I don't know but I wouldn't try sniffing it!

Why did the dolphin cross the beach?

What goes tick, tick, woof, woof?

What did the digital watch say to the grandfather clock?

What's the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?

One sells watches and the other watches cells

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?

How does a pig go to hospital?

Why is a slippery pavement like music?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck?

What would you see at a chicken show?

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they have honeycombs

What do bees do with their honey?

Why are pianos hard to open?

What starts with T, ends with T and is full of T?

Have you heard the joke about the garbage truck?

Don't worry, it's only a load of rubbish

If a dictionary goes from A to Z, what goes from Z to A?

What did the window say to the door?

What are you squeaking about, I'm the one with the pane!

How do you stop a dinosaur from charging?

Take away his credit card.

How do you make soup golden?

Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.

Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks?

In case they get a hole in one.

How do you send a message in the forest?

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around while I go on ahead.

What kind of cats like to go bowling?

What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?

Where was King Solomon's temple?

What did the duck say when he'd finished shopping?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Why did the ram run over the cliff?

Answer: He didn't see the ewe turn

What do you get if you cross rabbits and termites?

What do you call a gorilla wearing ear-muffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

What travels around the world and stays in a corner?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What did the light say when it was turned off?

What do you get if you cross a shark with a parrot?

An animal that talks your head off.

Why do ducks watch the news?

To get the feather forecast.

When it's raining cats and dogs.

What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.

What says `quick, quick'?

A duck with hiccups.

What's Tarzan's favorite Christmas carol?

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

What keeps jazz musicians on earth?

What is a porcupine's favorite food?

What's smaller than an ant's mouth?

How does a flea get from place to place?

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

What does a dentist call his x-rays?

Where do you send a frog to get glasses?

What happened when the chicken slept under the car?

She woke up "oily" the next morning.

If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

No, but August May.

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What do people do in clock factories?

They make faces all day.

Customer: How much is that duck?
Shopkeeper: Ten dollars.
Customer: Okay, could you please send me the bill?

Shopkeeper: I'm sorry, but you'll have to take the whole bird.

What's got a trunk, lots of keys and four legs?

A piano up a tree.

What do you call shoes made from banana skin?

Why was the elephant late for the plane?

Because he forgot his trunk.

What happened when 500 hares got loose in the center of town?

The police had to comb the area.

What book tells you all about chickens?

Why did the tap dancer retire?

He kept falling in the sink.

What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

How do you stop a snake from striking?

Pay it decent wages.

What starts with E, ends with E but usually has one letter?

Why wouldn't they let the butterfly into the dance?

Because it was a moth ball.

There's no mystery about it!

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