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A:What does Y-E-S say?
B:Yes.
A:Now, what does E-Y-E-S say?
B:e～yes😅
A:No, is eyes.👁👁 Not e～yes.
B:Oh～！

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Teach:Tom,why are you late for school every day?
Tom:Ever time I come to the corner ,a sing says ,
”School-Go Slow”.

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5C14
I：Mum，I want to have a dog．
Mum：What kind of dog do you want？
l：l want a spicy dog·
Mum：What?？
l：A hot dog！

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ChildA:Do you like the apple pie?
ChildB:I don’t like apple pie.
ChildA:What pie do you like.
ChildB:I like pewdiepie.
ChildA: ......................................

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What has a head,a tail , and no body?
A coin.

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Bonnie went to the library one day

Bonnie: I want a bowl of beef noodles

Counter: Sir, here is the library ...

Bonnie: Oh good, I want a bowl of beef noodles

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Mum:Do you want a homework?
I:What is homework?Can I eat it?
Mun:......
I:???

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Children A： Hey children B do you want to eat the spicy potato chips？
children B : what ？ spicy  potato chips? No no no !I don’t like  spicy food
Children A: don’t worry， It not very spicy
Children B： you sure ?🤔
Children A: yes don’t worry I am sure
Children B : okay so I  eat the small pieces
（ children B is eating the spicy potato chips)
Children B:Oh my God ! It very  spicy !where is the water? Water !water !🥵🥵
Children A: ha ha ha ha ! Is a  prank!
Children B: you ⋯ you !😤🤬

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Kan(3 years old):Dad,let’s drink some water.

Dad:Thank you,son!You are really filial，I drink as many glasses of water as possible ！

Kan go to take some water.

Mom:Husband, have you ever thought that the son is so young, and the place where he can get the water seems to be only the toilet ...

Dad:⋯⋯

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Once the kidnapper robbed the bank, he told the bank staff not to move and took the money out. When the bank clerk took the money out, the kidnapper said not to move. When the bank clerk didn't move, the kidnapper said to take the money out, otherwise he would shoot you with a gun.

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One boy started laughing.“It sure must get crowded when it’s a crescent moon.”

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Mother👩:Did you enjoy your first day at school?
Son👦：School? Can I eat it? I love it ! Is it yummy?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

NO IDEA(no-eye-deer)!

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A: apple.
B:ear.
C:apple ear game?
A,B:no,we are playing word solitaire(詞語接龍) ,no your apple ear game!

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5B 15
A:Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant’s milk and gained nine kilograms in a week?
B:That’s impossible.Whose baby?
A:An elephant’s.

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One day, child A 🧒🏻said: "Let ’s buy some snacks to eat." Child B 👧🏻said: "Let ’s buy chocolate🍫to eat." Child A answered child B: "Chocolate🍫 is disgusting🤮.  "

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I told my brother do you want to die, my brother said yes, then I told him to jump off the building, but our building has only one floor.

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Mum:l want to manage money.
Dad :Ok l ask you a question thirty-three plus thirty-three equal what?
Mum:lt is so easy,thirty-three plus thirty-three equal sixty six😎
Dad:No it is wrong,you don’t want mange money.😡
Mum:🤯🤯🤯

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The murder trial was a farce because the murderer was declared not guilty.

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A:Can you help me something?

B: OK!

A: Can you lend me some money?

B: What are you saying?

A: Can you lend me some money?

B: First sentence.

A: Can you help me something ?

B:NO!!!

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Tom：Hello,Father what are you doing?
Father：I going to supermarket.
Tom：What are you buy?
Father：I buy milk.
Tom：OK.
Father go to supermarket but he broke the let because he slipping .Tom laughing.
Tom：Dad ,are you ok.

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Boy:Your teeth are like the stars.
Girl:Thanks!Are they that much pretty?
Boy:No, far away from each other.

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Mum:l want to manage money.
Dad :Ok l ask you a question thirty-three plus thirty-three equal what?
Mum:lt is so easy,thirty-three plus thirty-three equal sixty six😎
Dad:No it is wrong,you don’t want mange money.😡
Mum:🤯🤯🤯

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5D(11)
Man: "Your birthday is coming, do you want any gifts?  』

Woman: "I want to divorce you.  』

Man: "I'm so sorry, I don't have that much budget.  』

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Father : Hey,Why don’t you go and study?
Son     : For what?
Father : You will get good marks.
Son     : Then?
Father : You will good salary.
Son     : Then?
Father : You will get new car, big house…
Son     : Then?
Father : You will relax…
Son     : What do you thinking I’m doing write now?

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A：Who’s there?
B：Control freak.
A：Con…
B：You should say＂Control freak who＂now.

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Today, a man going to the company to interview.
The boss asks if his calculation is fast. The man said, it is very fast.So the boss asks him what is 416x896? Then the man said, it's 3! The boss said, it is wrong! The man said, but I am fast!

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A boy are going to toilet.
A teacher see the boy walk over and ask him.
Teacher:Why you go to women's toilet?
The boy:This is toilet ! That mean I can go to the men's toilet also can go to the women's toilet too !

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A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I woke up and search with him.

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My friend say”Why are you so lazy?”
I say”You too!”

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A boy call Aman,A girl call him a man,’Who is a man?’Aman said.‘That you!’The girl said.’I’m Aman.Not a man.’Aman said.

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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
P.S  balance=平衡，亦可解作餘額ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

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classmates say my shoes is stinky isay that is not my shoes is my feet

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Dad：Do you want to hear a lot of  jokes?
Son: Yes
Dad: Joke Joke Joke Joke joke⋯

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patient：Doctor will you give me something for this cold.

doctor：Why should I?I already have a cold！

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One day I went to toilet,but my father said,Hi,but uncle said bye. When my father said bye ,my uncle said hi.

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A: I heard the date with your writer friend didn’t go too well.
B: Too much backstory and his prologue was way too long.I left before the main course.

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Two people are chatting by e-mail.

A: HEY, HOW ARE YOU? I’M NEW HERE!
B: Try pressing CapsLock.
A: AWESOME, NOW I DON’T HAVE TO KEEP PRESSING SHIFT!
B: ...

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Fingernails are too long to be cut ·

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Teacher told Johnny to write an essay of 100 words. Johnny thought for a moment and started to write.＂I  went to call my puppy in the night and I called “puppy,puppy,puppy,puppy,puppy,puppy,puppy,puppy……”!

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I say ‘’go to the library to read books together?My  friend say “ it is good”

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Student A: Would you like to hear two short jokes and one long joke?

Student B: Sure

Student A: Joke! Joke! Jooooooooooooooooooke!

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Teacher:All idiots stand up.
A boy stands up.
Teacher:So you are an idiot?
Boy:No.I can’t bear you standing along madam......

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A hyperbole is an exaggerated claim. No, really, realllllllllllyyyyy exaggerated. I mean, like, the most exaggerated thing in the history of ever!!

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Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?" Son: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?"

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I say”Do you want to lookluoshan(Luluoshan)?” My friend say”No”

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Son: I want a baby brother！

Mum: Your dad is overseas. When he comes back, we will talk over it.

Son: Why don’t you give him a surprise?

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Teacher：Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained nine kilograms in a week?
Student:That's impossible. Whose baby?
Teacher：An elephant's.

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The murder trial was a farce because the murderer was declared not guilty.

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A little boy asked his father：Daddy,how mush does it cost to get married?The father replied : I don't know son.I'm still paying!

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I say “ Do you want to eat faces.” My friend say “ok.”