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Bullets may not be used as currency.

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It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs peoples' views in a public theater or place of amusement.

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Placing tacks on a sidewalk is considered a public nuisance.

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Hollow logs are not allowed to be sold

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Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.

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IT IS ILLEGAL to mispronounce the state name.

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An ordinance makes bringing a concealable fire arm into the county illegal unless it is registered with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department.

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You can't use dynamite to catch fish here.

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New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.

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YO! I'm from Jersey! IT is illegal to slurp your soup here.

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Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

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Ministers can't perform weddings if either the bride or groom is drunk.

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It is against the law to fish from horseback.

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It is illegal to posses, own, or raise roosters. What do they have against roosters?

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Billboards are outlawed.

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It is considered an offense to give alcoholic beverages to a moose.

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It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope.

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All lollipops are banned.

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All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.

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It is strictly forbidden for someone to call a pickle a pickle unless it bounces.

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Impersonating a town sealer, auctioneer, corder of wood, or a fence-viewer is against the law.

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It is illegal for students to hold hands while at school.

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One may not be charged for food at an inn unless that person, by his or her own opinions, is "full".

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Firework stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents. Maybe that is why there are no firework stores around.

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All families must be given a hog from the town's mayor.

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You MAY NOT sing in the bathtub.

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It is illegal to wear a mask.

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You can't eat mac and cheese in the bathtub. -Vincent