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our bacon

who art in boley

hallowed be thy name

thy kingdom come

thy will be done

on campus as it is in heaven

give us this day our daily bacon

and forgive us our trespass to chattels

as we forgive those who trespass to land

and lead us not into temptation

but deliver us from evil

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May Bacon bless us and keep us, may Bacon make his face to shine upon us and be gracious unto us, may Bacon look upon us with favor and bring us peace

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Dear Bacon,

I am grateful for your awesome presence and revere your splendid bronze shine. Please protect and guide us as we brave finals, and allow us to pass all of our classes.

In love,

O

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Bacon please help me

I want to get a good grade

Good grades are so cool

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… instead of incessantly researching various study aids, looking for better outlined, and contributing to environmental injustice by trying to get various AI engines to make sense of my class notes. Help me, Bacon!

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Pig Law over Big Law

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I know you were in blue pod <3

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pls help me not commit premature malpractice on these pretend clients lots of love ok bye

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Finals drool.

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OINK OINKKKK OOOOIIINNNKK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OIMKY !!

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luv u bacon, plz send lots of luck my way <33 

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luv u bacon, plz send lots of luck my way <33 

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pls help me through 1L :,)

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From one desk dog to another...best of luck!

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From one desk dog to another...best of luck!

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Dear Bacon <3 I hope to see you 100 more times! Please, help me in my last exam!!! I love you.
M

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From another law school (lol) but I had to research other law schools for a project, and ily Bacon, I love your entire vibe and now I want our school to have a mascot! :> then you two could be friends.

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From another law school (lol) but I had to research other law schools for a project, and ily Bacon, I love your entire vibe and now I want our school to have a mascot! :> then you two could be friends.

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dear bacon,

please guide us through finals and don't let us fail. we love you and respect you cutie.

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Do you help out with the Bar Exam too little piggy?

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We love and miss you!! Good luck surviving the covid pandemic <3
- Ingrid

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Heal me.

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Bacon, you must help me get thru finals!

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Bacon, you must help me get thru finals!

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Bacon,
You are good. Thank you for your service and sweetness.

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Here’s Bacon circa 2016.  Good luck everyone!!

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Thank you for the many years of peace and joy--you are such a good little pig.  Students, do the best you can with the time you have. Get plenty of sleep and stay calm.  As you can see from these comments, everyone is rooting for your success!  Prof. Patrick

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Law school during finals week is a little bit like a rollercoaster you can't get off.  It's a unique experience that will push you to try things you've never done before.  These exams don't define you.  Your grades won't define your life or career, but this experience will help forge your skillset!

You can do it!

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25 years later, and I get it! There's a reason for that wretched Socratic method and the horrible timed writing torture called exams. As I learned from the Ninth Circuit and US Supreme Court (not the mention the odious bar exam), thinking on your feet has to become second nature. It starts here! Keep up the good work! If I can do it, y'all can do it.

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Wishing you good health and exam success!

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Wishing you good health and exam success!

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May Bacon's spirit bring you wisdom, comfort and joy

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Bacon, you magnificent creature. You know we barely studied this semester. Justice would dictate that we fail. But you, Bacon, are beyond justice and destiny, you manifest the impossible and the improbable with your symmetrical snout. I ask you to bless us with your all-knowing wisdom and give us good grades. Who's a good piggy?

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Far away from friends

Bacon sits alone this year

We still need good grades

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Dear Bacon,

May you and the great Nick Cage watch over current students, who are demonstrating incredible strength. This is an absolutely insane time for anyone to exist as a human, let alone be in law school, take finals, and have to pretend like everything is normal. The Portland legal community gets it, and we are rooting for you! You got this!

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Thank you little piggy for all of your help over these difficult years.

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Wish us luck, Bacon! *Virtually giving you lots of pats and offerings*

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Here’s some ice cream fit for this round of finals 😂 miss you, Bacon. Sorry I can’t leave you random tangible offerings in exchange for passing grades. Please accept this cone as a token of my love/in exchange for graduating ✨ xoxo, Teryn

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Be Persistent--45 years later I just used some of the skills learned at L.school to save our kid's house....(now maybe he'll let us sleep in the garage if we have to !!)

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Be Persistent--45 years later I just used some of the skills learned at L.school to save our kid's house....(now maybe he'll let us sleep in the garage if we have to !!)

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Our Once and Future King

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I'm vegan and your name makes me sad, dear Bacon.  But be comforted, knowing that there are people here doing good work for your species. 

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I'm vegan and your name makes me sad, dear Bacon.  But be comforted, knowing that there are people here doing good work for your species. 

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Bacon, look after the current students as you did for all of us that preceded them.  We are cheering for their success, and I'm glad to know that you're still there to help them through these trying times.

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Please watch over us this finals season.
Grant us good grades and health.
Much love.

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Straight from my backyard to you, Bacon! Thank you for watching over us from afar, and thank you to our library staff for setting up this lifeline between us and you!
-Dara

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<3

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Let the law school exam gods smile down on all of our students!! -  Mimi

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(Poem delivered to Bacon in November 2019)

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Bacon! Please watch over all of us during this exam period! We miss you!

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Bacon- I miss seeing you everyday and I'm sure you are lonely without students coming by to rub your belly and leave you good things to eat, read, and smoke. Stay well and wash your feet!
-Lucy

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WE MISS YOU!

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Bacon you are very missed
by students this year round
we hope you are doing well
and these virtual offerings can be found.