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dear, dad. my cracky, original, unholy, ugly, and only dad.

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dear, sungie. my little squirrel.

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dear, yongbok. my wittle kung-fu fighter.

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dear, mom. my clowny, furry, nasty, ugly, but best mom.

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dear, hyunjin. the obnoxious, potty-mouthed het.

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hi, best ugliest dad in the world. despite your ugly existence, thank you for.. assembling this clan of clown (wheeze.. that kinda rhymes). if it weren't for your obsession affection for your kids, we wouldn't be here and this tight at all. hehe. you sure as heck hella ugly, but that's okay! someone (it's two, actually, you and mom) gotta be ugly in this household, right? we love you for who you are, so don't stop being ugly. i love you. 💕

p.s. stop making people smooch me!!

- your angery son, seungie. 💌

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dear, changbin. the midget.

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the mom to many dads (what a ***), you're so incredibly ugly that sometimes i want to slap you (with my plushie). anyways, thank you for being your clown self at all times, you entertain me most with your stupid nonsense but i love you for that. i appreciate that you care about me so much but can you PLEASE stop treating me like a newborn baby please.. i'm twenty you know?! also, thank you for being here, always, and for listening to my problems, i don't know where should i panic to if it's not you. start going to sleep regularly and get enough rest!! you're gonna get them wrinkly skin soon. never stop being ugly and i wish you the best with (real) dad! i wuv you mwommy. 🥰

p.s. stop calling me a furry baby or something!!

- your aegi son, seungie. 💌

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my enemy, nemesis, baby changbinnie. listen here, even though i make fun of you the most for being short and having an iphone 4, i enjoy your presence and i actually like bickering with you. stop denying that you're not a baby for once and deal with it, baby changbin. ok?! thank you for holding my hand when i pee at night.. and, no, i'm NOT scared of anything. i kinda love you, i guess. also, i'm gonna flex on you since you'll only see boxes in your iphone 4. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

p.s. stop smooching me!!

- seungmin. 💌

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amy man's stealer! stop stealing soobin from me, i was first! anyways, you're like REALLY really really a little sheet. stop messing around saying you'll uv.. i actually kinda believed though i know you were just saying sheet.. yeah so what if i'm that gullible. also, you're a whack. despite your ugly existence.. you're pretty fun to hang with. so i love you i guess? 😤💓

- seungmin. 💌

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the only man who has Seungmin Privilege™️ ever! you're actually the first friend ever i made here (i think) and i'm really glad i met you! even more glad when you decided to join this mess of a household, i hope you never regretted. thank you for that, bebe. do talk to us more so we can bond even tighter! i love you. 💝

- seungmin. 💌

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yongboks!! let me see how tiny your wittle baby hands.. jk. before you start yelling at me, i'm gonna give you a little speech. stop keeping to yourself when you're sad and emotional. you know you deserve so much better than that, and i'm here to support you, alright? tell me when you are, and let's be sad together, or let me cheer you up! thank you for always being that cheerful crackhead, you make everything livelier. also, thank you for coming to us, completing skz though we're still lacking a woojin. you're cracky, loud, and kinda stupid but i still love you all the same anyway. never change. 💞

- seungmin. 💌

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dear, jeongin. my angel, my baby, my honeybunch, my sugarplum.

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yang jeongin my only sun, my moon, my angel, my baby, my sugarplum, my buttercup, my pumpkin, my honeybunch!! i could name all the sweet pet names but you'll always be ten times sweeter than those. you can slap hyunjin all you want and you'll still be the cute, innocent angel that you always are to me. your existence itself is a blessing, heaven sent, a god's gift, should protect! thank you for putting up with this clan of clowns when you didn't have to. i know it's a hard feat but you still did and clicked with us. just thank you for being here. i love you so fishing much my baby. 🥰🥰🥰

- seungminnie hyung. 💌

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dear, soobin. my cute, stubborn baby.

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gugu gaga? my baby soobinie 🥰🥰🥰. bet you're seeing these emojis as boxes, aren't you! heh. that's right. i'm having fun by making fun of you and what about it. anyways, first thing first. stop calling me lil ray of s*b! i'm a sw*tch, not s*b, alright. get your facts straight even if you're not. and stop babying me every single time.. especially when i'm talking. stop interrupting me by saying i'm c*t* or whatever. i'm trying to strike a conversation, you know? and you're even more stubborn than me, smh. but alas, thank you for entertaining me anyway even though you wouldn't budge when i tell you to stop. i guess i kinda love you. 🤧💘

- seungmin. 💌

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dear, wheein. skz's unofficial aunt.

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auntie!! heh. thank you for the amazing aus you made for us! you're truly amazing, excellent, talented. thank you, too, for putting up with skz's.. comical antics (or rather, sitcoms), especially chris. i lowkey kinda sorta very much ship you with him.. now don't yell at me for this. and! we love you, auntie. 💓

- seungmin. 💌

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dear, jisoo.

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dear, chaeyoung.

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dear, kimlip.

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dear, yongsun.

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dear, chaeyeon.

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dear, jiwoo.

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dear, sana.

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dear, jimin.

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dear, heejin.

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dear, jaemin.

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dear, junhoe.

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dear, lisa.

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dear, hyejoo.

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dear, xuxi.

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dear, tzuyu.

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dear, younghoon.

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younghoon, hey! haha.. i feel like we haven't talked at all? skdhdk. i'm so sorry.. i'll hit you up right away so we can get to know each other better. i hope you're having/had a great day today, fluffycake. 💓

- seungmin. 💌

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xuxi the resident furry! aha. hi! i think we haven't talked that much yet? shskdhsk. sorry about dms.. i kinda accidentally forgot about it because dm's always flooding. but i think i replied already? so i hope i'll get a reply from you soon. alway hmu for some furry, soft memes! (or dank ones too)

- seungmin. 💌

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ma'am.. i'm sorry i don't have lots to say to you since we've barely talked (or not at all). i'll send you a message right away so i can know more about you. and, i hope you're having/had a good day! 💝

- seungmin. 💌

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lalice! my bp bias! i wish we've talked more so i could say more things about you.. but thank you for being here, and existing in the family. you're very much appreciated and loved. hmu for cookies! 💞

- seungmin. 💌

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junhoe, hi! aaa, i hope you've had a great day so far! i is sorry for haven't been able to talk to you.. i'll go hit you up right now! thank you for becoming a part of our family, and i hope you're having fun here. 💛

- seungmin. 💌

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*yeets* jaemin, nana! hi, aha. looks like we haven't talked much, huh? that's a shame.. guess i'll message you later and deliver a batch of cookies as my apology. anyways, thank you for joining this messy cult! i hope you're having lots of fun here. 💝

- seungmin. 💌

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queen of the sun!! omg.. what did i do in my past life to exist in a lifetime as yours.. i'm honored. thank you for being so homo and be gay with the other lesbians. we stan! i hope you know that you're important to the family. ❤️

- seungmin. 💌

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jisoo! the noona to skz. heh. thank you for putting up with the clowns! and thank you for being the sunshine that you are. we appreciate you a lot! when are you gonna start replying my dms and stop babying me, huh?! 😤💙

- seungmin. 💌

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princess on crack. hhh. you're really fun to have around, especially with hyunjin involved. y'all are really obnoxious crackheads.. *big sigh* but anyways! you make the tl lively and love you for that. thank you, bebe. hmu for some cookies! 💜

- seungmin. 💌

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jiminie.. chimpunk! (can i PLEASE call you a chipmunk). hey, my fellow (gender)friend. honestly are we THAT pretty to be mistaken as females. huh. but anyways, you're really a fun dude. 10/10 would make you their best friend (this is a hint). also, hope you've had your meal and drank a lot of water! stay hydrated. 💛

- seungmin. 💌

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pretty granny! hehe. since you're my mom's mom, that makes you my granny, right?! of course, i'd thank you for birthing my mom.. if he didn't exist then i wouldn't have existed.. a hero! we stan! we love you a lot. we all do. so please know that you're always appreciated! also, stop telling me to sleep. an adult like me can take care of himself just alright. 😤💜

- seungmin. 💌

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lesbian gaylord. we stan. maybe if i were a girl i'd definitely love to date you, but sadly in this lifetime i'm gay (and very much so). thank you for always making funny comments and be the crackhead that you are. i love you! hope you'll be with us for a long time. ❤️

- seungmin. 💌

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chaeyeon, hey! omona.. look at those fluffy wittle cheeks.. can i please pinch.. pls. anyways! i don't see you much on tl nowadays or is it just i don't catch you often when i'm active? hope you're having/had a good day so far! 💛

- seungmin. 💌

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MISSING PERSON: kim jiwoo a.k.a chuu, the tenth revealed member of loona and a member of its third sub-unit, loona yyxy. born on October 20, 1999 in north chungcheong, south korea. she debuted on december 14, 2017 as a member and subsequently released her solo single album "chuu" on december 28, 2017. jiwoo has been missing since wednesday, april 17, 2019. she was last seen leaving kim seungmin's dms unreplied. please report soon because he missed her! 😔💜

- seungmin. 💌

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resident soft kitten! hi! do you bake? you seem like someone who does. if you actually do, hmu for a baking sesh. we can make cookies together. but if not, just hmu anytime and i'll give you some. heh. thank you for being the sweet little girl (though technically you're older than me) that you are! we love you a lot. 💚

- seungmin. 💌

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tzuyu, or temporary woojin, the big bro skz never had. you know what's funny? before you tcc-ed, the whole gang panicked because they're afraid they might scare you away SKDHSKDH. so we kinda, made an agreement for not caps, no cussing, etc.. it was wild really. you might've noticed the atmosphere in the gc the moment you got in. the span of time you were woojin were so fun, though! it's like we got a new, dependable big bro because chris is never one and what more of minho.. anyways. what i'm saying is, we all love you a lot! be it as tzuyu or woojin. ❤️

- seungmin. 💌