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"Harder~ "

- Kara 03/26/21

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"I'll give you a lollipop so come inside the van"

- Sean 09/15/21

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"I gave birth to many homers"

- TJ 02/16/22

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"Some rich people in china are chinese"

-Kara 03/17/22

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"Nice bending bro"

- Maria 03/02/22

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"More people to smash or pass"

Maria 03/06/22

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"I have friends with XX Chromosomes, not female friends. Get it right"

-TJ 03/26/22

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"LMAO CLASSIC POLAR BEAR MARIA, CAPTAIN CHESCO AND SLAVE GAB"

- Gab 01/21/22

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"We are strong independent idiots here"

-Andre 03/15/22

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"TJ put a child in me"

- Nash 02/07/22

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"Just like Jesus, dying for our sins, Marilou Arizala took away the pangit"

-Jero 03/17/22

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"Sir Descartes is scary but he didn't violate anyone"

- Chesco 03/09/22

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"KAWAT TA GRADE 7 SA ATENEOCORD"

- Adrina 03/10/22

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"Man. Jose Rizal didn't die just for us to get colonized by the Spanish again"

-Andre 04/26/22

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“Jerusalem Park???”

-Gab 05/07/22

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"I FEEL LIKE MY IMAGINARY TAIL IS WAVING SO HARD"

- TJ 03/22/22

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"Now imagine if you had a one-time summer night fling here in Boracay, Just ask anyone by the beach"

-Maria 05/12/22

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"Find me a female voice filter so i can become Adiola"

- Jero 03/28/22

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"My parents tell me that I'm loud at night"

- Chicco 03/29/22

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"Not official, like...unofficial"

-TJ 05/20/22

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"I like getting harassed"

- Adrian 04/08/22

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"Increase the sensitivity of the dog"

- Francis 04/25/22

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"Anya is all grown up now, she can ride Damian"

-Gab 05/26/22

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"If someone takes your virginity, just take it back"

- TJ 06/04/22

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"Give me your fucking genes TJ"

-Maria 07/23/22

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"If a person can live with 1 kidney, then a person can also live with 1 ball:

- TJ 07/28/22

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"There's more balls down here"

- Kara 08/06/22

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"Okay matulog na ko, birahan ko si Tony bwas"

-Nash 08/15/22

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"Think outside of the box so I thinked inside of garbage"

- Francis 08/14/22

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"Tiddies"

-Kara 08/17/22

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"Now thinking about it Ma'am Joana Glasses reminds me of the glasses from 177013"

-Francis 09/11/22

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Nash: Aloe Vera nlg bla ky feel ko okay lang na-

Sean: Inde corn starch dapat!

Nash: Ha? Ti if oobleck na karon matig.a lang na kung hulagon mo imbis nga madanlog.

Sean: Inde. Nami corn starch pramis patiha ko bala.

Nash: Wait ngaa mahambal mo ni?

Sean: KAY GINAHIMO KO GANI!!

09/22/22

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"I rather bang the drums than people"

-Kara 09/25/22

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"I beat her. I beat the living hell out of her. Friccing annoying"

-Gab 10/02/22

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"Luke can finish in 30 minutes, while Ken can finish in half the time. If they work together, how long will they finish?"

-Sir Mike 10/08/2022

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"Ginchange ko sa long kay law.ay tulukon kung short"

-Kara 10/20/22

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"Can I offer my body to these children?"

-Sean 11/14/2022

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Gets 2 minors

-Kara 01/01/23

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"D KO GUSTO MAG PAMUS ON NGA WALA CELLPHONE KO"

-Sean 01/03/23

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Andre: Im gonna hunt down a grade 8 student!

Me: Girl or boy?

Andre: its a girl, WAIT THATS WORSE

02/02/23

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Putting the umbrella on the statue to stop it from being wet. "Its like using a condom"

-TJ 02/05/23

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Tyrell: Do you know what I ate for breakfast?

Kara: What?

Tyrell: 1 Hotdog

Kara: You know whats mine? 1 egg

02/10/23

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Tyrell: "Are you gonna follow Sir Tony to the bathroom?"

Clarice: "Yes"

02/23/23

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Unusual College Interview Questions: If you had a thousand dollars, what would you do?

Kara: Double it and give it to the next person.

2/24/2023

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TJ: How long are your toes?

Kara: That's not a college question-

Adrian: How is that relevant to college?

TJ: Just answer

Adrian: 12 feet. no unless you use actual feet as a measurement tool

TJ: Do you think that your toe length can contribute to the overall system of the college?

Adrian: HOW CAN MY TOE LENGTH CONTRIBUTE TO COLLEGE???

Conclusion from Adrian: TJ has a toe fetish

02/26/23

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Keane: sean if u wanna lose weight, u gotta clap ur girl, coz science shows that-

Me: he doesnt have one, what do you excpect?

Sean: well i have my mom so

03/07/23

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"Cock ko si sir Marvin"

Cla 3/21/2023

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"Sa bukid bala, may bukid"

-Kara 04/13/23