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ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ꜱᴛᴏᴘ.ɪ'ᴍ

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ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ꜱᴛᴏᴘ.

ɪ'ᴍ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ʙᴜʀɴᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ.

ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ.

"ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ꜱᴍᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴠᴇʀᴀɢᴇ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɢᴇ"

ɪ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴇ.

ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ.

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ɪ'ᴍ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜᴇᴅ.

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ɪ'ᴍ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜᴇᴅ.

ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ.

ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʟʟ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪꜰ ɪ ꜱᴛᴏᴘ.

ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇ.

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ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ɪɴ ᴀɴ

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ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ɪɴ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ?

ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ.

ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ.

ꜱᴛᴏᴘ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ 'ʜᴇʟᴘ' ᴍᴇ.

ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇʟᴘ.

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ꜱᴛᴏᴘ ʜɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ.

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ꜱᴛᴏᴘ ʜɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ.

ꜱᴛᴏᴘ ɴᴇɢʟᴇᴄᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ.

ꜱᴛᴏᴘ ɪᴛ.

ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜ.

ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ.

ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴇᴇʟ.

ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ.

ᴘᴀʏ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ.

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ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ.<

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ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ.

ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴀʀᴇʟʏ ʙʀᴇᴀᴛʜᴇ.

ɪ'ᴍ ꜱʜᴀᴋɪɴɢ.

ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴍᴇ.

ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ?

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ᴡʜʏ ᴅɪᴅ ɪ ꜰᴏʀɢᴇᴛ?<

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ᴡʜʏ ᴅɪᴅ ɪ ꜰᴏʀɢᴇᴛ?

ɴᴏᴡ ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ꜱʜɪᴛ.

ɪꜱ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ ʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ?

ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ꜱᴏ ʙᴀᴅʟʏ.

ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ.

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ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ʀɪɢʜᴛ.ᴇᴠᴇʀ

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ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ʀɪɢʜᴛ.
ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴅɪᴇꜱ.
ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴜʟᴛ.
ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇ.
ɪꜰ ɪ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ, ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʟʟ ʙᴇ ꜱᴀꜰᴇ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴍᴇ.

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ɪ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅɴ’ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴅᴏɴ

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ɪ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅɴ’ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ.
ɴᴏᴡ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ʜᴀᴛᴇꜱ ᴍᴇ.
ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ʙʟᴀᴍɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ.
ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟɪᴋᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏꜱ.
ɪ’ᴍ ꜱᴏʀʀʏ.

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ɪᴍ ᴅᴏɴᴇ.ɪᴍ ᴛɪʀᴇ

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ɪᴍ ᴅᴏɴᴇ.

ɪᴍ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ.

ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ.

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ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴀʀᴇʟʏ ꜱʟᴇᴘᴛ ᴛʜᴇ 

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ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴀʀᴇʟʏ ꜱʟᴇᴘᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ꜰᴇᴡ ᴅᴀʏꜱ.

ɪᴍ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴛᴜᴅʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ᴡᴏʀᴋ.

ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪᴍᴘʀᴇꜱꜱ ᴍʏ ᴍᴏᴍ.

ᴍʏ ᴅᴀᴅ.

ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ.

ꜱᴏ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ.

ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.

ɴᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ɪ ᴀᴍ.

ɴᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ʜᴏᴡ ᴅᴇᴘʀᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ ɪ ᴀᴍ.

ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ.

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Well this is what failing the trick toss does to my hand

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Well this is what failing the trick toss does to my hand

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ɪ’ᴍ ꜱᴏʀʀʏ.ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪ

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ɪ’ᴍ ꜱᴏʀʀʏ.
ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀʟʟ ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴜʟᴛ.
ɴɪᴋᴏʟᴀɪ’ꜱ ꜱᴀᴅ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴇ.
ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪ’ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ ꜱʜᴇ ᴅɪᴇᴅ.
ɪ’ᴍ ꜱᴏʀʀʏ ɴɪᴋᴏʟᴀɪ.
ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴏᴏᴍ.
ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱɴ’ᴛ ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜʏ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ.

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ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʟʟ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ.

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ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʟʟ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ.

ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʟʟ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴍᴇ.

ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴜʟᴛ, ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ.

ɪ ᴅᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ.

ɪ'ʟʟ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛ.

ɪ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ.

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ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ

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ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ.

ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ.

ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ.

ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ.

ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ.

ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ.

ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ.

ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ.

ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ.

ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ.

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ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴏʀʀʏ.ɪ ᴅᴏɴ

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ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴏʀʀʏ.

ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ.

ᴡʜʏ ᴀᴍ ɪ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴀʏ?

ᴡʜʏ?

ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜɪꜱ, ʏᴇᴛ ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ.

ɪᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇꜱ ᴍᴇ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ.

ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ?