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Colonel's girlfriend

They have been dating for a while but have never gotten along

Colonel was supposed to go out with her and her parents but they got into an argument and he decided not to go

She thinks that Colonel was the one that ratted Marya and Paul out

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Brought Pudge out of his dorm to do the "old-fashioned dunking in the lake"

There were two other people with him when he had Pudge; they held his legs together while Kevin said "This is for the Colonel. You shouldn't be hanging out with that a-hole."

The three of them then taped Pudge's legs together from ankle to thigh and threw him into the lake.

Usually, they would just throw people that were friends with Colonel into the lake (without the duct tape) but with Pudge they used tape.

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Marya's boyfriend

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She was Alaska's roomate

Her and her boyfriend Paul were caught committing three of Culver Creek's expellable offences at once
1. Laying naked in bed together (genital contact)
2. Drunk
3. Smoking a joint

The Eagle was the one that caught them.

Rumor that someone ratted them out  - Kevin and his friends think it's Colonel.

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Japanese guy; only a few inches taller than Colonel

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He is the "obese Culver Creek cook

He makes "a deep-fried bean burrito (bufriedo)

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Alaska's boyfriend

He's at Vanderbilt on scholarship

Plays bass in band

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Colonel's first girlfriend but dumped her after a month

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The dean of students

Has a house but lives in the dorm circle

"Doesn't really go into blitzkrieg mode until classes start"

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She is friends with Colonel

She used to have a roommate but she got kicked out last summer

She has a lot of books in her room (has only read about 1/3 of them)

She has cigarettes that Colonel buys

She is dating Jake

Her friend named Justin "honked her boob" and kept hand there for a bit?? (she thought it was funny)

She made a deal with Pudge "You figure out what the labyrinth is and how to get out of it, and I'll get you laid."

"Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die."

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Pudge's roomate

His parents are divorced; mom dropped him off at the boarding school while his dad is in California (probably drinking)

About 5 feet tall and is fit

Smokes cigarettes

Friends with Alaska

Called the Colonel because he is "the military-styleplanner of their pranks

He wanted to ruin Kevin and the other two's lives for what they did to Pudge because they usually don't use duct tape and he could've drowned.

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He is from Florida

Both of his parents dropped him off at the boarding school; he seemed closer to his mom

He is very skinny and doesn't have much muscle

He started smoking because everyone else does and it keeps the bugs away

He has a roommate (Chip/Colonel)

After he was thrown in the lake by Kevin and two others, he went to Alaska's room. She just laughed at him because she knew it was going to happen.