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Donuts 🍩

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Blue-eyes noodle arms, I summon you

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A plot so Malicious, even Malicious Plots alone will not be able to contain it.* it will also be found in none other than the Sackittome discussion.

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A plot so Malicious, even Malicious Plots alone will not be able to contain it.* it will also be found in none other than the Sackittome discussion.

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First, we kidnap Gavin. If we must use seductive burps, well, we will do so. He will join us, no matter what. We will then tap into the dark energy in his heart. To do so, Stevie will steal the object of his affections. Of course I am talking about Shovel Knight. Stevie will start to hang out with the Knight (what are you thinking! Of course Women can be knights!) and so will Gavin. Gavin will try to woo it, but it will ultimately fall for Stevie, however possible. He will burn with jealousy. I will then come to him at night, with a cloak covering my face, and invoke the Darkness. He will gain his dark powers and seek revenge. He will obtain the holy blade of darknesses, Duckslayer, and try to 🤬 Stevie. Instead of Stevie, however, it will be Steph in disguise. Steph will defeat him, force him to faint, and do whatever to him she sees fit. Of course she will carry out the plot (what were you thinking she was going to do? Come on guys!). She will dip into his darkness and gain control of the powers of darkness that he obtained. She will replicate these powers, transfer them to herself, Chloe, Stevie, and I. We will then use these powers to rule the world. Gavin will be an ordinary boy, and so he won’t be a threat. With no one to stop us, we will force the entire world to find and start forcing bakers to make unimaginable amounts of Cheesecakes. This will be the only food available to the world. We will raise Ducks so that’s they will have a higher intelligence than us, and then they will rule the world. Humans will die and cease to exist. All that will be left is ducks, ducks, ducks (you can’t forget about them!), and more ducks.

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We trick Mr. Farmer in to using a fake flash drive where he will then upload stuff for National history day, completely oblivious to the fact that the rest of his files are being downloaded as well. Then I will access the Nuclear Codes, because Mr. Farmer obviously has them. I will then threaten the entire world that I will blow them up if they do not submit to me, and I will blow up San Francisco to prove that I really do have power, and then everyone will bow to me. Then Gavin, dressed up as Mario and Stevie, dressed up as Shovel Knight will locate me a the White House and then they will try and succeed in stopping me. After that, Stephanie will trick them into giving her the Nuclear codes, and then she will trap them with the Titans of Greek mythology, wherever they are being held. Then she will demand that I am released from my prison under the dirt where Stevie trapped me. After all that nonsense, Chloe and her swarm of ducks will rise up in rebellion. They will go to the Islamic Holy City of Mecca, where that will be impervious to the nuclear damage. They will then fly in the sacred “D” formation and fly into the White House, where Stephanie and I reside. She will crash into the White House and then we will defeated for a time. Then she will free Stevie and Gavin and reveal the to them the fact that she is the chosen hero of old. They will then join forces and create the Ultimate Duck-Combat machine, Power Ranger style. Mark and Stephanie will have bonded with their Spirit Animals, the Emperor Penguin and the Hawk, and they will, together with their Spirit Animals, wage war on the Ultimate Duck-Combat machine. Mark and Steph will prevail, but then the Ultimately Duck-Combat machine will start glowing. It will start...EVOLVING! It will harness the genetic duck powers it holds dormant in it’s soul and turn into the Supreme Duck Devastation Deliverer of Ultimate Duck Destiny. Steph will yell “It’s power level is OVER 9000!!!!” and Mark will yell “I must use polymerization and summon my Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon!” Steph will then turn Super Sayin and her hair will shine golden-blond as her aura rages around her and her power level rises. Mark will raise up a card and out of it will come a three-headed blue dragon in attack mode with 4500 attack points and 3800 defense points. They will crash together in a fierce battle. All but one person dies. Chloe will reign victorious, and the world will rebuild itself from this terrible carnage.

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So, first we take all the pelicans of the universe and combine them into one ultimate pelican god, called the Pelicanator. The Pelicanator will then gather all the precious jewels in and around our planet to be used to decorate every duck with such fashionable attire that the human race will be reduced to a sad, mute, color. One the ducks have been entirely coated in jewelry harder than diamond itself, they will duel with the Pelicanator for the right of world consumption. Once the battle begins and some meager blood is shed from the Pelicanator, that blood will seep far down into the earth Andy wrap around the planets core. The blood, being a vibrant teal, will seep into the very essence of our planet and gather each specie s in a different location and merge them all respectively. The Duckinator, Snakeinator, and Catinator will be the prime of the “inator” species and will then merge once again finally to form the first ever dragon. While humans at this time are entirely unaware of this happening since all that’s changed is they don’t see anymore animals, the creation of the dragon will hit them the hardest. As the dragon was formed, it created thousands of its own species, each different, then respawned all the old animals so people wont notice a difference. The dragons then will leave our meager planet amd hurt the people of humanity by taking away all the natural wonders in mythology. The world will be bland, but one dragon will stay... a smol boi. This smol boi will then be kidnapped by me and SHOWN TO THAT ONE PUNK JERK FAILURE IN 3RD GRADE WHO DRAGONS ARENT REAL. My new smol boi will then promptly eat that kid before returning to the rest of his species in space. After this all, I shall return home and binge Netflix with the Pelicanator.

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He is sad because he is fat. Hey it isn’t your friendly neighborhood Mod here!

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Hey! Look at that! I’m talking to myself!