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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

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"Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold."

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"Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold."

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this quote stands out to me because it's very relatable. within the context of the quote, i feel like iron ore.

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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-blake davis because no matter how small you are you can still hold your ground i like it because it relates to football

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It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.

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It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.

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Be confident this is funny.

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Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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chilling with the boys in hell is gonna be lit

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If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
I held my cat by its tail when i was younger and i still remember what happened.

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. i like this quote because size doesnt matter you just need to have a strong will and determination to do things you want.

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. i like this quote because size doesnt matter you just need to have a strong will and determination to do things you want.

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Familiarity breeds contempt- and children

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Familiarity breeds contempt- and children

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its funny in that it tells a truth about how we stay contempt but also subverts our expectation with a joke

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"Buy land, they aren't making it anymore."

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"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." that is so funny. 

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"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." that is so funny. 

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"I can live for two months on a good compliment." honestly me too

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"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured" it stands out becuase penting up anger makes things worse instead of releaseing.

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Actions speak louder than words but not nearly as often

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Actions speak louder than words but not nearly as often

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Its true

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Buy land they're not making it anymore

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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it

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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it

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I love this quote because one thing that gets me in a blind rage is blind patriotism where they refuse to criticize the government purely because of their loyalties towards the country itself. I noticed this to be most prevalent in my life during the Trump era. Supporters would belittle those who criticized the government, more specifically the president, and the actions they took during those times, whether those choices were for the better or worse

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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This quote is good because it relates to how I feel a lot. I make a lot of jokes to cheer people up

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This quote is good because it relates to how I feel a lot. I make a lot of jokes to cheer people up

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The best way to cheer yourself up is to cheer somebody else up

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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

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Pretty cool 10/10 good quote.

Aiden Fischer

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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

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It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Its funny because Its true

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"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything". I think it's funny because its true. Once you lie you have to keep lying and sometimes it's easier to just tell the truth. Cause when you lie you have to remember what you said to the person.