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Brooklyn McCracken- Ring around the rosie

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Brooklyn McCracken- Ring around the rosie

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Once upon a time there was a rosy rash that spreads around and they had posies of herbs to use as a protection of the rash, the symptoms were sneezing and coughing and then they all fell down (38)

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This morning in Cheesetown, the farmer’s wife cut off three blind mice’s tails with a carving knife.  The blind mice then continued to chase her around the farm. (28 words)

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Little Boy Blue was just discovered sleeping under a haystack while watching the animals. Staying up late caused him to fall asleep. He wasn’t woken up because it would have caused him to cry. (34)

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Sawyer Stallbaumer- Tom, Tom the pipers son.

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Sawyer Stallbaumer- Tom, Tom the pipers son.

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Tom the pipers son was caught this afternoon stealing a pig. He stole the pig from the rich house on the corner of Elm and Oak street. He snuckd into their pig and stole the pig for a good meal.

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The secret to meatball trees has been discovered by Joe Bob yesterday. Someone sneezed and a meatball rolled off his dinner plate. It became mush in his garden, then grew into a meatball tree. (35)

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Dies dog that knew how to speak, read sing and write in his own house, it is believed that his mistress Ms. Hubbard murdered him this morning by poisoning him with chocolates, for being uncontrollable(35)

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Jessica Davis - London Bridges falling down 

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Jessica Davis - London Bridges falling down 

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In 1666 the great fire weakened the structure of the London Bridge. The bridge was closed down and opened again in 1831 was moved to a different location which was Lake Havasu in Arizona, USA. (35)

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Siblings Jack and Jill had climbed up a hill to get some water earlier this morning. Sadly Jack took a fall as well did Jill, injuring his head leaving him stuck in the ER. (34)

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Humpty Dumpty’s position on the wall was compromised last night. In a siege of colchester, the section of the wall that humpty protected was shot. It was to heavy for the kings men to re-arm. (35)

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Senior student Georgie Porgie accused for harassing female students in the parking lot over the span of two years.

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Missing sheep have been located alive, but shepherdess Bo Peep reported their tails were severed and hung on a branch by someone unknown. Police are currently investigating the crime; a suspect has not been found. (35 words)

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Cameron Stanley - There was an old lady who swallowed a fly

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Cameron Stanley - There was an old lady who swallowed a fly

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A murder rampage of insect and animals has just occured in Topeka, KS by an elderly women. The woman has just been confirmed dead after swallowing a horse whole. (29)

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Miss Muffet(26) was attacked by a spider at around 1:00 pm yesterday. This spider dropped from the sky and crawled on Miss Muffet’s leg and scaring her. This has been the third incident this week involving near death experiences.

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Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary - Andrew Griffith

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Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary - Andrew Griffith

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Once upon a time at 11:45 at Preston Mcdaniels house Mary tortured Preston because he was making fun of Mary. Preston is in the ER and expecting death. (28)

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Man causes disturbance at night in Carlsville, Kansas. Every night at eight o’clock, Wee Willy Winkie runs through town in his sleepwear yelling, asking if local children are sleeping. (29)

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Emeri Watkins - The Old Lady who Lived in a Shoe

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Emeri Watkins - The Old Lady who Lived in a Shoe

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A teacher reported kids being beaten this morning after seeing marks on their bodies. An investigation was shown that an old lady beat them with her cane in Sockville, at their shoe-shaped house. (34)