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"If you're gonna call cps call it on yourself first." - zionne.

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"If you're gonna call cps call it on yourself first." - zionne.

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"Shit, I left my dick at home" -Nico 2022

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"Shit, I left my dick at home" -Nico 2022

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"i wouldn't just sell crack i'd sniff it"-zai 2022

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"i wouldn't just sell crack i'd sniff it"-zai 2022

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"Sometimes I just want a dick up my ass" -me

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"ewwwwwwwwwwwww kirishima" -zionne
"NO YOU’RE A SIN WHAT YOU SAID iS A SIN DFTUGDEFTDHTETDFETEDFh" - Me

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"I said do your summative not come in dogs you freak" - Zionne 2022..

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"I said do your summative not come in dogs you freak" - Zionne 2022..

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"dont worry he's coming back, He just gotta rack up them back payments on child support yk yk " -slug 2022

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"Why am i more disappointed than an asian mom when her son doesn’t wanna be a doctor." - slug 2022

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"Why am i more disappointed than an asian mom when her son doesn’t wanna be a doctor." - slug 2022

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"It's called self control. And I don't have any." Slug 2021

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"I didn't search this." Mardi (Slug's older cousin) 2020

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Giddy: "Hey, Xan. You have Twitter?"

Baily: "Might as well have just asked if they had PornHub, The App" -2021

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Lord Foog the 2st

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"dear lod asahi."- Twitch

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My brother:"how are you gonna nail yourself to a cross?"
Ian:"ever heard of a screwdriver?"

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"o-o" -Twitch
"you heard it when it came out right?"

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"Soooo... sexamiright?" Yuuta- 2021
"P u s s y" Giddy-2021
"yes" Twitch-2021

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*eats a reclining chair to get attention*

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"buy two jugs on sunnyd get a free pack of medium condoms, cause you know damn well you don't need no bigger." - Twitch

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"Who slapped your ass?! Only I can do that! >~<"-Alex

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"YOU NEEDA EXPAND YOUR DAMN VOCABULARY YOU CUNT SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING DUMB ASS UGLY MOFO LOOKIN NIGGA-"

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"YOU NEEDA EXPAND YOUR DAMN VOCABULARY YOU CUNT SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING DUMB ASS UGLY MOFO LOOKIN NIGGA-"

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"*gets a chair* You see that person right there- He's saying your mom is a table. She's clearly a dinosaur that hides bodies. "-Alex

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"*throws a table out the window* FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU HAD ONE JOB JESSICA!"-Alex

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The ocean railed me harder than you ever could Steven! " - Atsumu 2021 

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The ocean railed me harder than you ever could Steven! " - Atsumu 2021 

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"If kawaii kills me I technically get to die by a goddess so ✨" -Atsumu

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My brother asked if my child was a ostrich 🤣🤣

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"Who wants to watch a movie where people get pregnant from oral sex"

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"Gleep glorp"-Min

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"Piracy is no party"-Min
"ITS THE WHOLE LE FESTIVALE"-Giddy

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Wike a towel that said "fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck"

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"if a girl said hi to me I'd probably cream my jeans"

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"if a girl said hi to me I'd probably cream my jeans"

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- Minato 2021

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"some people turn me on by simply ✨ breathing ✨" - Atsumu 2021 

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"some people turn me on by simply ✨ breathing ✨" - Atsumu 2021 

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"-breathes-" - Twitch 2021

"FuCk tHaTs HoT ✨💅" - Atsumu 2021

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"No leaving the loving room to hit birds" -Logan

"*LIVING ROOM"
"SHIT"
"TOTALLY DIFFERENT ROOM"

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*dada wats a blowjob" little crystal 2021

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I'm a ghost cause everyone's constantly acting like I don't FUCKING EXIST AND FORGETTING ABOUT ME!

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I'm a ghost cause everyone's constantly acting like I don't FUCKING EXIST AND FORGETTING ABOUT ME!

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-A ghost 2021 u3u

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"It's ok. The people that are with us in the past that earnt with us in the present are here because they were a temporary gift.. Like a piece of candy. Too much of them would probably hurt your tummy more than you will hurt if you put the candy away and get something different. Like a nintendo switch!" -Twitch

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I talked to sentient divorce papers that said if i didnt sign they would "make WWII look like a fucking tea party"-Logan

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"To quote the great words of Leonardo da Vinci-Nya~"-Min

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"Sorry without change is just manipulation.... Don't manipulate me.. Not right now, not ever.... Asshole." 

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"Sorry without change is just manipulation.... Don't manipulate me.. Not right now, not ever.... Asshole." 

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I'm not horny, I'm just eating curry alone on my bed, while just hating my existence

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*holds up a child* Look what I stole. I mean, found. :D-Alex

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"Why is my shampoo shampoo scented" -Logan

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"Youre not cuddling me, Im trying to fuck you"-Alex

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-Nico

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20 quotes are Atsumu's
15 are Baily's
11 quotes are Minato's
7 quotes are Giddy's
2 are Inuyami's
3 are Alex's
2 are Nico's

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"Your intentions can't possibly be that pure... Unless, of course they are... In which case, can you protect me from Blake when he gets a boner the second I knock on the door." - Twitch

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Mine and baily's response: I am a thing

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"Simp. 7w7"-kawaii

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Hello bros, hoes and non-binary hoes! -Nico

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Hello bros, hoes and non-binary hoes! -Nico

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Boys do suck, but some do swallow

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"Master of strings? More like master of deez nuts" -Twitch

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Wha- are you gonna nut on it or sumn? O-O''-twitch

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"Oh god.."
"Fuck, Inu... ahh-"
"Dear god I'm going to pass out."

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"Your name reminds me of one of those add's you see on porn sites-" Atsumu 2021

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"Your name reminds me of one of those add's you see on porn sites-" Atsumu 2021

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"That's it! Everyone has their own personal guide book on how to make me horny !!!" - Atsumu 2021 

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"That's it! Everyone has their own personal guide book on how to make me horny !!!" - Atsumu 2021 

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" My mind is rated M and not suitable for kids ~ " - Atsumu 2021 

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" My mind is rated M and not suitable for kids ~ " - Atsumu 2021 

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"i am a no no-.." ~ min

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"its not gay if you swallow the evidence-" ~ Yams 2021

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"its not gay if you swallow the evidence-" ~ Yams 2021

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" Cause, you're a really good daddy. " - Twitch 2021 

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" Cause, you're a really good daddy. " - Twitch 2021 

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"Like in porn?" -Giddymonic (R.I.P.) 2021

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" You smell like old wit cho saggy ass balls and dried up dick self. " - Atsumu 

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" You smell like old wit cho saggy ass balls and dried up dick self. " - Atsumu 

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" you smell like the tip of bokutos toe nails you musty toe clipper. " - Osamu

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" you smell like the tip of bokutos toe nails you musty toe clipper. " - Osamu

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" I bet if i emerged myself in her breast i would suffocate...whAT A BIG TITTY BITCH- " - Atsumu 2021 

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" I bet if i emerged myself in her breast i would suffocate...whAT A BIG TITTY BITCH- " - Atsumu 2021 

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"Ok but what does this have to do with math?"-Twitch 2021

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"Ok but what does this have to do with math?"-Twitch 2021

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"It doesn't it just made me happy ! >w<"- Asahi

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"Dammit I gtg, I'm about to go over my data limit" -ME 2021

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"Min's a wanted man and shall go to jail for his crimes *w*" - Atsumu 2021 

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"Min's a wanted man and shall go to jail for his crimes *w*" - Atsumu 2021 

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"Something's stuck in my throat and it's not dick." - Atsumu 2021

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"Something's stuck in my throat and it's not dick." - Atsumu 2021

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"i'm changing my gender to sex and my pronouns will be yes and please-" Atsumu 2021 

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"i'm changing my gender to sex and my pronouns will be yes and please-" Atsumu 2021 

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"-Atsumu has no words- Why you gotta hug your big titty bitch body pillow when i'm standing right here TuT" - Atsumu Miya 2021 

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"-Atsumu has no words- Why you gotta hug your big titty bitch body pillow when i'm standing right here TuT" - Atsumu Miya 2021 

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Asahi's Response: "Min if you're a switch- let me play you 😎"

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"I'm a thing..." min 2021

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"either that or the stink bug is eating the other stink bug out-" Asahi 2021

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"either that or the stink bug is eating the other stink bug out-" Asahi 2021

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"Thank you for invalidating my analysis on every situation ever. /s"- Twitch 2021

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"Thank you for invalidating my analysis on every situation ever. /s"- Twitch 2021

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"God give me a Neko i can fuck owo" - Atsumu 2021 

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"God give me a Neko i can fuck owo" - Atsumu 2021 

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"I rode him once and I broke." - Twitch 2021

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"I rode him once and I broke." - Twitch 2021

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My response "Maybe you should've worn your seatbelt 😃" - Atsumu 2021

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"Sharing brain cells with patrick star -shakes my head-" - Atsumu 2021 

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"Sharing brain cells with patrick star -shakes my head-" - Atsumu 2021 

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"Sex" -ME

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Yoi's response: "Nah, Chromebook XD"

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Giddymonic at 3:09AM
"I GOT A SPARKLING ICE"

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"Pack ya shit boys we going Incognito ✨" - Atsumu 2021 

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"Pack ya shit boys we going Incognito ✨" - Atsumu 2021 

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"My plan is to get laid, then die" -ME 2021

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"My plan is to get laid, then die" -ME 2021

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"I had a sip of wine. I'm wasted now" Minato- 2021

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"I had a sip of wine. I'm wasted now" Minato- 2021

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My response: O////-////O
*covers my face with my hand*

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"LikE KaCchAN FUCK OFf OuO"
Asahi-2021

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" Whats up Gay-mers and non gay-mers" - Atsumu 2021 

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" Whats up Gay-mers and non gay-mers" - Atsumu 2021 