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I like worms they are nice worms job is to poop and eat two things that are cool POOP. I like snak they are wiggly and some have teeth. they eat mouse.

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I like worms they are nice worms job is to poop and eat two things that are cool POOP. I like snak they are wiggly and some have teeth. they eat mouse.

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That video was not funny at all it was funny because it wasn't funny if that makes scene. I think the snake was think about how dangerous he is compare to those man and I he would of appreciate the snake biting the man. And can we look at Mr. Donovan post what a tryhard and he isn't even going to get the extra credit can you guys hear how fast this guy is typing I can't do this  I'm not competing against a guy that write 500 words per second I give up I can't do this non scenes anymore I'm going to have to give Mr. Donovan  a action plan For being a tryhard It's funny how I'm still writing and everyone is paying attention sooooooooo why am I doing this ummmmm..... so I'm just going to keep on writting because this is now 2021 and padlet is the new way to text at least for me I'm going to explanation why I  should get the extra credit because I wasted a whole freakin hour writting this becuase I just want to get the extra credit Im reading everyones padlet right now as we speak...... wating waiting ummmmmm what are we doing  I'm just writing if you read to this poit the good for you and I just pay attention I want the extra credic becuase why not Mr. Donovan  Hold up Mr. Donovan is explaning how to clean out my gmal without deleting everthing sooooooooooooooo im just going to keep on writing So i think I've think I had wroten more than the whole class but I'm still going to write so I think I should write about how are people still writting I can't be talking about Mr. Donovan writing a lot becuase look at me  idk why people are putting toes on the padlet that's just to so ummmm  Mr. Donovan if your reading this on Saturday good for you I just wanted to let you know that I have been writing that last 2 minutes an wrote at least 1000 word in this padlet I hope I get the exrta credit I should be getting have of my grade half of my grade back sooooooo Idk what to write at this ponit at I think you get what I trying to do is just free write and just keep on writting I hope I get this. OH UMM I ONLY HAVE LIKE 50 GAMAIL SO IDK THINk I SOULD delete any sooooo what times does class Ummmmm so unfortunate thing I think I have a tornment today for a ps5 which I wanted for a long time I think this should be enouh for me to win the extra credit soooooo I have to go and pay atttention to class I've been pay attetion but now I need to go If your reading this than ummmm idk know what to say anymore

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I like snake boi he is a gamer but I hate Pokémon that look like snakes.

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FLABBY PATTY DADDY. MY NAME IS FLABBY PATY DADDY. I EAT CRABBY PATTYS WITH ME AND MY DADDY. I WOULD LOVE TO BE A DADDY AND WORK AT THE KRUATY CRABBY, AND FEED MY KIDS CRABBY PATTYS.

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To be honest I thought the video was stupid. I don't find it funny or amusing. And the ugly toes Na'Miah posted is disgusting I hate toes and ankles and legs. I know it sounds weird but it's true. I also hate when people are racist and talk bad about Asians. I also hate school, and dirty minded kids. And since I'm a nice person I'm not going to say any names but you know who you are. I also hate strawberries they don't taste sweet to me. I also hate cantilope I don't know how to spell it. I also hate non-fiction books. I also hate cartoons. But I love anime. I hate Sakura in Naruto

- Ashanti

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poor smake i need extra points- so WIAT 5 mins dbidioqdbwdb thats not nice the snak e tho a cute little baby snake fyi bullying isnt nice but like the snake is so small i feel like i could just touch him and it will die- like imagine that- but like RESPECT to the snake he stood his gound- his itty bitty ground- i saw my donovan said hes been watching memes same mr. donovan anyways im not realy sure what to write. it is supposed to be nonsense right. im just writing down my thoughts then so the snake looks dead to me he looks dried up lmao poor snake hes probabl trying to die in peace and people are bullying him pfffft- when you think about it its actually embarrasing aya the times up-

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I like to think that this snake was on a competitive basketball team with all the other people in the video. Unfortunately, because he has no arms or legs, he wasn't able to dribble very well and kept getting penalties for "travelling." After the game, they went into the locker room and roasted him and, because he's a snake, he wasn't really able to defend himself. I do like to think, though, that he went on to catch a lot of crickets and felt a little better after having a nice dinner to himself.

Also, apparently, this is a type of snake that doesn't ever grow very big. I can't remember the name, but it was in the comments of the video. That probably is an adult snake, which means that he literally IS a little baby man. Still, though, you shouldn't be making fun of people like that. Bullying isn't cool, yo.

Also, if anybody is wondering where this video came from, I've been watching a lot of meme compilations in my spare time, mostly while I'm grading and stuff, and this was in one of them and I just could not get over it. For whatever reason, I think this meme is the funniest one I've ever seen. I literally had to play the video back like 10 times.

Also, my gmail account is a hot mess right now, so today's lesson is going to really help ME, too. I have like... let me check 670 emails in my inbox, which is more than I would recommend keeping in your inbox. At least that means it will be a great way to demonstrate to the class how to clear out an inbox. Actually, if the inbox wasn't already full, I don't know how I would have taught that lesson. I guess I would have just needed to sign up for a bunch of services on the internet to fill my inbox with spam and then ask the other teachers to send me a bunch of nonsense emails? That or just turn notifications on on EVERYTHING so that they flood my inbox.

Did anybody else see Tenet? I saw it in theaters and it was really good, I feel kind of bad thought because I heard it did horrible at the box offices because of COVID-19. They also started delaying a bunch of movies that I was looking forward to because of COVID-19, like Candyman and Wonder Woman 84. At least there's a vaccine, so hopefully this whole thing is about to be over and we can go back to living our normal lives.

Also my Christmas is gonna be kind of lame because of COVID-19, my family is getting together on Zoom, but we can't do our Yankee Swap like we usually do, because we couldn't figure out how to do it over Zoom. We also can't play "Left, Right, Center" because there's no way to pass money around if everyone is on Zoom, so I guess we're just doing the singing Christmas carols part over Zoom? That should be fun when the connection lags out.

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The baby snake did nothing wrong to deserve the disrespect he got for being so tiny and being just a child. That poor baby snake must have been thinking "what did I do to get this disrespect", "I'm sad now, I'm being bullied by theses humans because I am just a little baby snake","the disrespect these people are giving is just disappointing,"I thought humans were better","Why are they recording me while they are also abusing me "that is what that baby snake must have been think the whole time he got made fun of. The video is funny and not funny at the same time because the baby make was getting bullied and made fun of also it was funny because it was really small and time so it was basically a baby. Literally that baby snake must have wanted to leave because he was getting his feelings hurt really badly by those people he probably thought where nice but he was wrong about them, they where really mean to him for just no reason but him being a baby that is so tiny and adorable but also ugly at the same time for being a snake he also probably thought "Am I going to die".

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i eat toes they are noice i want to be on one of those strange addiction thing  i like snAaKe to they are tasty also long and thickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
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I was really confused on the video instead of the video being funny it was more confusing. i didn''t know that was snake until i read the top if the do now it was intreasting tho everytime i watched it i got funnier feel but the first time i was just confused also what is a baby man that is also something that got me confused. Over all for me it was short and confusing video, but i am  not sure if the snake liked that they called him that or if he didn't. do anything if i was the snake i wouldn't have like anyone says that to me because i don't know what it means so i would have bit them but that my oppions we all got different oppions. but i can see why people might think this this funny i guess. the snake might be confused as well or he might have enjoyed being called baby man but why do they call him a man if he is a snake.

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Well first of all that video was realllly funny. It was kinda cute too, like imagine having a little baby man. I do kinda feel bad for that snake but wouldn't you call him baby man?!If there was a snake in front of me, even if its small I might run or either faint. I never had a pet but if I do the only name I would put it now would be baby man. I don'rt know what I would do if I saw a person naming a snake baby man, I mightlaugh but it also doesn't make sense bothering a snake.

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I want nuggies and fries and ashke . Also i want burgera snd kfood. I am a girl. I alo am a dance I also like fryes . If I had a pjhaone it would be the best thimgao my life and i ma a kisd so dont do anything sok ok bye suckers ohhhhhhh absdbs ywwg you dont hto be a chicken wang you are a hit of fryes. oohhhhh can I have  exyr credit on all my classes it would be the booooooooooooooommmmbbbbbbb icnt spell because I am trying to ge themost to soo what is the prisze can I have it no ok i want cand y I have chili in tehe fridege alsoI love candy whats yor name ia want more friends also I dont want to stip Iam soorrrryryyyy that this is bad word but freak my life I want chicken fingers i am  not good at spelling and i have three seats in my car o 6 because front andback so I have to type if I can I will go ono and I a mpoopoy head lso I can not spekl because i am not looing at my screen ony key board and also I want to watch chicken girks omg ans bel is sych and cork she nneds to shush and move onwith her 🤬 seld also ihave a vramp in myhand and nowI just want the timer to go on on onmon o  onnkmn  on i cant spell also while Im doug ths iam suppose to take out the trasge after theis but Iy ok because I m thinkibg all this stuff in my mind alos I amd a a chicvlenwing who want fooe=d I know I do I want chili shuld I ,ake chili  wanst foooooododododixiiidood9 sorry something came up I was suppoe to say I want snow cones and christmas who loves christmas I do do uou I do I wish I was a kid Oe i wish I diddnt like tolie becxade I am horruble at it bur acttualy I am a kid so I gusees not i acnt spell But aI can read iut to you so thank for reading beeeeeeeeee oh and I want to win whatecever this is can I have xhicken Mr donovan can you et me dunkin vdonuts beyyyyyyeeeeeebok bye and I love chicken.

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I have pratice Monday's, Wednesday's, Friday's, and the weekends. But when a battle or a dance off we pratice all week. I get tired almost every time because when something comes up we pratice from 2:50-8:50. Anyways so about that video I thought it was funny but what did the snake do to hem. The snake can't even talk. It was just a baby. They bullies. There mad because the snake looks better then them. I should go hit one of them in the head with a pan.

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The snake did nothing and it didn't deserve it but it was a funny video, the snake is probably thinking that they might hurt him/her Yes this video I thought was funny and it made me laugh. Any other thoughts I have is when the video stopped did the snake end up biting them? or what did they do to the snake after those are thoughts that i have. Another thought that I have is if there were multiple snakes there at that moment would they still be calling it little baby man or would they be running from the snakes? i thought it was funny that they might have only called it little baby man because it was small and they probably thought it was harmless, I also think thy did that because there was only one of those little snakes, if there were more like 10 of them I cam guarantee you that they would be running for their lives. It's funny to be thinking these thoughts because in my mind i made up a scene where they were calling it little baby man because there was only one but then out of no where 20 of them appeared and those guys started running like they have never ran before it was a funny scene that I made up in my head and it would have been even funnier if it happened in the video. I think those are most of my thoughts for now.... Either way I just think it that was a funny scene that I made up.

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The snake did nothing to them for them to call the snake a baby. The snake maybe is thinking what are the fingers doing or if they are being mean. The video is not funny because they are being rude an animal. That thoughts of this video what was the point of it. I saw no harm, and I do not even get the joke.

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The snake did nothing to them. It probably wanted to attack him for calling him a baby. The guy calling him a baby is a bully

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Im a snake. I am a nice snake, do you like snake. Did u know that in India they eat snake.

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Your job is to watch this video, then write for 10 straight minutes. You have a prompt this time, though:

- What did this poor snake do to deserve this?
- What is the snake thinking?
- Is this video funny or not funny?
- Literally ANY other thoughts you have

As an extra incentive, I will give extra credit to the student who writes the most, BUT... you can't just copy paste your response or repeat the same word/phrase over and over. Its gotta all be original content!