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I really want to hang out there.

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I love it. Who do you picture playing the parts?

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Yeah I'm still living there. I'll post pics. Also nearby is a closed road leading to an abandoned slaughterghouse.

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Yeah I'm still living there. I'll post pics. Also nearby is a closed road leading to an abandoned slaughterghouse.

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-Disgruntled man starts prepper camp, but has no customers until..
--he gets a notification on his old flip phone. He sees a response to his Fuzzbook page post "Looking For Fellow Patriots to Train with, Must be Martial Arts Expert and Travel Swiftly"
--The response RuzianGurl74@me.com "I'm in.. we can only stay for a while. It's begun.. We can only stay for a while. Do you have guns?"
--- Her avatar is that of an instagram booty fitness model...
--His response, pause, confused, we see that he has a few bows and a ninja sword above a dirty aquarium... "No guns, I prefer less then leathel... I'm not in this to ruin lives.. changine topics... Do you have an Air BnB account? Could you log on... I can give you a discount, but its 20 dollars for the tent... and 50 dollars for the room... but if you want the room let me know because I need to move my stuff to the tent... As for your trainnig... I can teach the basics, but any sword training, I highly suggest you watch my approved youtube list first...
--She replies "I want it all... I'll stay with you.. in the cabin if okay.. I need to get as soon as possible and need protection
--excited and dismayed he looks around his small cabin/room/ and starts to prepare.... old food boxes and garbage have piled and he needs to get things in order... quickly moving things around
--montage - piling wood, making beds, sharpening nives, setting up targets, cutting toe nails
--He comes back in 20 new notificagtions
--"at has begun, RuzianGUrl74@me.com says you have home... you are strong.." another messaeg "We seek refuge kind sir" another "Goverment officials are here.. they are asking neighbors to go through and do inspections" after their visits they mysteriously go missing" another different messages "Do you have any more swords to sell" another "You are being watched, remove this page" Another message "The sword you sold me needs sharpening, what should I sharpen with?"
--A car drives up. Inside the car, A nicer older man looks at the house pulls out a clip board "Utility Work Sheet"
--He approaches. Our hero is a wreck.The meet at the door
--The utilty man is polite and oldtime quaint, "Howdy, Santard County is having some major repairs to their power grid, and we'd like to have a crew and inspectors pass through the property as soon as possible to inspect an underground utility line somewhare on your property
--- "No..." says our hero
-- "Sir, this isn't a request this a warning to clear the access road
--- we view a homemade ninja sword obstacle course
--- "That in particular.. what is that"
--- "Its an integral final evolutionary training obstacles...
--- The official unsure
--- "I don't have to tell you much more this private proprety
-- "Sir it isn't, we are will aware of you and understand you are waiting out the bank to kick you off the property.. I have the cuounty and it's peoples best interste to make sure their is a contuinity of goverment during emergencies
--- "Man made emergencies..."
--What?
--- "Nothing.
-- Listen, move the crap. BG&E Electric and I will back to check the fuses box and I"m not going to get hurt walking a quarter mile thorugh your fantasy
--- Later..
--- An AirBB request for Olga Petrzonka for "Camping Getaways" is submitted
--- The night comes, Our hero sits in a chair with a bow and hand watching the door.
--- Later He wakes up and has no new notifactions... "She's late" anxious he heads outside throwing improvised weapons at a target "screw driver, saw blades"
--- The utility man returns with the BGE worker.
--- THey see the man training
-- In the car, what the fuck? We gotta call the cops... He's harmless.. He was the custodian for the camp, and his dad passed away and he's just been pretending to defend the land... Is he dangerous? I'm not sure... Let's just come back... Dammit... We can't I should have switched the fuse yesterdary.. Santard's police station is running on generators and.... if we don't get this handled... who knows who they'll send next and what they will tell us.... They look at each other as if communicating via their eyes... alien like.

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We can always ask this guy to be an actor...

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We can always ask this guy to be an actor...

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Starring Barry Camera: Adan, Ashely, Davey, and Jake Idea: Mike

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Are you still living at the same place? Any chance we could shoot there? Any chance you'd be able to post a pic or two? Thanks!

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I love their style. Copying their brand of special effects would be pretty tough though.

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Laurel & Hardy 'The Music Box' 1932 film

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The Music Box is a Laurel and Hardy short film comedy released in 1932. In a music store, Mrs. Theodore von Schwartzenhoffen orders a player piano as a surprise birthday gift for her husband, Professor Theodore von Schwartzenhoffen, M.D., A.D., D.D.S., F.L.D., F-F-F-and-F.

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-Disgruntled man starts prepper camp, but has no customers until…

- The campout. A Laurel and Hardy-esque camping trip.

-Aging film student bangs his head on a stump for a full two minutes until he passes out (it’s allegorical).