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Okay, so.. you kinda suck--but we still love you?

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Doin' your duties.

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Honestly--I'm just saying, you've got a criminal record, you should be sparing with your calls to the police.

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As your birthday draws closer, it seem like you become more of an adult, I couldn't be more proud.

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You didn't choose the #HoeLife, fam. The #HoeLife chose you.

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Have you finally changed your tune?

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Suit up, JaeBae, we're waiting.

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Cool story, bro.

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Honestly, this explains a lot.

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Yet again, the infamous "fist me daddy" is seen. Here we see it used on the gorgeous, god-like male specimen that is, Wu Yifan, I approve, Jae. I approve.

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You do realize the world doesn't revolve around you, right?

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You love that reality TV drama, huh?

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Maybe someone got you one for your birthday.

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I'll be sure to book your episode on Maury.

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Suho or Yuta? What is the truth?

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No tf you aren't.

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Yes.

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You're our favorite though!

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Reasons we love you.

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"Everyone"

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You did take him back -- right?

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Honestly--we're all going to prison one day because of you.

...and probably me.

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Get it, boo.

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Please, please never have children--

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Doduo or Ratata - the toughest of choices.

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Exposing your true colors.

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Are you really, though?

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This is all for and all about you, boo.

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Pretty sure this is racist, yo.

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I hate that this isn't juicy info about someone else, but is instead about you - or probably Wonho.

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It'll work out, bub. : )

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Hoes is hoes is hoes, man.

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I honestly think this is one of your most iconic moments.

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I hope Wonho gets his restraining order filed soon.

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When you're a national best seller, don't forget us, right?

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Answer: Panties.

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Yes, we all see it, Jae.

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Your obsession with phallic things is insane.

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Apparently Chittaphon's got it goin' on.

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P.s - Apparently the show sucks. : )

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Don't know you? You should always listen to your mother!

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How many husbands do you have, hm?

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The answer was no, by the way, but still.

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As a young Korean, we're happy you're the voice for the youth.

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Did the system tell you the pass was too short? ; )

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Things that we're always happy to do. : )

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Live with no regrets.

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You're oh-so-foreign... sometimes.

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Honestly, I love the pair of you to death. ♡

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Cause you know the great tastes of foreign cuisine. ; )

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A whole kid, because half wouldn't do--right?

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You have no room for fakes in your life. Even if they're just wee babes.

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Movies for Kids.

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Okay, but do you even top at all?

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'Nuff said.

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Never again, your kisses are far too moist. Saliva boy.

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Yuta's fantasies are instant classics, aren't they?

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Honestly, you say this so much that I'm almost certain someone will fist you one day. Just believe, beb!

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/eye emoji.

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One of these days, you're going to prison and no one is even going to flinch. It's /that/ expected.

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Your fixation on creampies is wild.

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Really, Jae, we still can't believe you took a child from his parents.

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Really Jae, you're something else.

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Get it, boo!

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A day to day thing with you.

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Our first meeting was promising, was it not?