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Is with  Kelsey but lowkey wants Paige back

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some real savages who bounce back faster than those 5 below boucey

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You fell playing basketball with a girl lmao

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Likes every girl. No girls like him

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actual piece of shite

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Don't step on his shoes, step on his head instead

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If his body was as big as his ego, he'd be obese

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Wears joggers and gets haircuts to feel racially accepted.

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Always looks like he just got hit by a frying pan

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Can remember how to make crappy siege montages but can't get above a 90% on a vocab quiz

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The only book that he knows how to read is mein kampf

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The only book that he knows how to t

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The only book that he knows

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The only book

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His hair is probably solid at this point

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his parents give him money bc they are divorced

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The future start of my 600 pound life

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when he says cop he means he'll call the cops on anyone who has the same pair of shoes as him

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Puts more random things in his mouth than a baby does

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Subscribed to Joeysworldtour

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"Is that new whopper out"

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people that wear the same hoodie everyday

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people that wear the same hoodie everyday

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wash your hair

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If you've never seen a whale, then  go to the pool with him

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Autism used to "speak", now it goes "Vssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

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No one ever sees him in school. He Has a calculator fetish

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Lolly lolly get your adverbs her anything you want you can get it here.

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WET DOG

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More like Josh NOTSmartinez.

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Looks like a rejected flinstone

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Anyone know the Lithuanian word for God?

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Better eyelashes than all of the girls in the grade

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Wanna be K pop "artist"

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Looks like he bathes in a grease trap

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hurting people is cool

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work out your traps you be looking like a roblox character

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Trump supporter who likes CNN

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His mom is the goat

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Stills play goat simulator with his mom

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Is the Wave

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genuinely thinks the wave is a good idea

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While he gets higher, his grades get lower.

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Frankenstein, the only thing he needs are bolts on the side of his head

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Looks like this:

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Thinks 2k is still cool

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The uncle that's always drunk at family get together's

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I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

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I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

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you're a real cutie😩

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Everyones cool uncle.

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you're asian

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Devolution in its physical form

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the only person you will ever meet from Lithuania

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2 days ago: oh hey
Today: touch me <3

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Literally Jesus

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who can wear more adidas

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nice

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" Let's make shirts cooler than supreme"

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slap boxing in the upstairs bathroom all of penntime is cool

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"Buckets" nuf said

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More of a sellout than Owen

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"Hey sub to my yt i have a lot of subs, please"

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Edge lord. Probs pennfield anon idk

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thinks katie genuinely had fun at formal

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"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."

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Wishes he could do to donil trump what brian does to his sister.

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Bet u $100 u can't guess his last name.

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Les fight
Judah: *calls entire confederate army*

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Gabe *some last name I don't care about*

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Gabe *some last name I don't care about*

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You ruin everyone's lives thanks now I'm suicidal cause of you

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Always wears bandwagon clothes

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As if "Charlie" is an upgrade

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Literally had a rubix cube club last year, if that isn't an L, idk what is

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*gets in an argument*
Char mar: "let'sfight , 1v1, after school"
*Jumps kid with the help of his entire family tree*

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Are real life versions of Dumb and Dumber

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Thinks that he's good at league but can't even go positive as a broken champ in bronze 5

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is a nice guy

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Being so cute

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"wanna look at my dice collection?"

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worn out hyperdunks

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a bit better than adam luby but basically the same

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"That has too many carbs I cant eat it"

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*9/11 happened*
(15 years later)
"yo guys. i actually once had this dream on september 10th 2001 in the womb, about 9/11

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Basically is every girls boyfriend

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I heard your parents took you to a dog show, and you won.

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thinks buying g fuel will make him cool

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cant get a date to formal so brings his friend's cousin

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hasn't realized no one cared about his rubik's cubes since 7th grade

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You even black bro

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PC MASTER RACE!!!!!!