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I’m sorry, were you watching Netflix? Because I don’t care

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I’m sorry, were you watching Netflix? Because I don’t care

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You always take my photo here, at least I look skinnier now

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You always take my photo here, at least I look skinnier now

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If you always take my picture here, you make look bad. Like I always want to eat or something. Which is not true. At all. 

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If you always take my picture here, you make look bad. Like I always want to eat or something. Which is not true. At all. 

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Why are you still working. Can’t you focus on ME?

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Why are you still working. Can’t you focus on ME?

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Oh I’m sorry, were you sleeping? Am I on your hand or something? 

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Oh I’m sorry, were you sleeping? Am I on your hand or something? 

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No, you can’t have them back. And that show is stupid

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No, you can’t have them back. And that show is stupid

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Sorry about the other day. I can see you are my only choice now

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Sorry about the other day. I can see you are my only choice now

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We could be hunting birds instead of reading

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We could be hunting birds instead of reading

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Oh Im sorry, are you using this laptop? 

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Oh Im sorry, are you using this laptop? 

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Stop reading! THIS is important, human! 

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Stop reading! THIS is important, human! 

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I couldn't care less about that 'downton abbey' show you're watching 

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I couldn't care less about that 'downton abbey' show you're watching 

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Whatever it is that you're studying...it's dull

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Whatever it is that you're studying...it's dull

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Can't believe I'm eating this light thing

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Can't believe I'm eating this light thing