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🍨 Tropical Jackfruit-Ginger Ale with Charred Pineapple

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🍨 Tropical Jackfruit-Ginger Ale with Charred Pineapple

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🍧 It cannot be a coincidence that I was born in National Ice Cream Month (on National Strawberry Sundae Day!)

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🍧 It cannot be a coincidence that I was born in National Ice Cream Month (on National Strawberry Sundae Day!)

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Thu Jul 7th, 2022 is World Chocolate Day, National Macaroni Day, National Strawberry Sundae Day, Global Forgiveness Day, Tell the Truth Day... and much more!

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The Cube Rule

of Food Identification

as seen in

first, we asked:

are hot dogs sandwiches?

then,

the wars began

The Sandwich
Alignment Chart

tried to bring order

but only chaos ensued

then spake

the holy prophet

@Phosphatide

blessing us with

the grand unified theory

of food identification

identify any food

purely by the location

of structural starch

④ Sushi

popular examples

falafel wrap

pigs in a blanket

enchilada

⑦ Cake

popular examples

lasagna

big mac

flapjacks

Muffins

or other blocks of starch

are type ①, toast

(in raw, unsliced form)

Rice

You are free to interpret the
nature of rice however you wish.

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Identify your food based on the location of structural starch. Is a hot dog a sandwich? No, it's clearly a taco.

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11 Classic Pastries You’ve Never Heard Of (But Want to Eat Now)

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From the Bostock and Gibassier to the Gooey Butter Cake, 11 classic-but-obscure pastries that could become the next big thing

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My favorite instrument is the french horn

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My favorite instrument is the french horn

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Made by Erik Summerfield. Music notation created and shared online with Flat

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Made by Cathey Summerfield. Composed by Stella Summerfield.

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"An heirloom, butchering-time recipe impractical for most modern cooks. From the Pennsylvania Dutch chapter of the United States Regional Cookbook, Culinary Arts Institute of Chicago, 1947. Posted as a historical novelty."

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How to Pickle Cured Bacon Recipe - Food.com

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An heirloom, butchering-time recipe impractical for most modern cooks. From the Pennsylvania Dutch chapter of the United States Regional Cookbook, Culinary Arts Institute of Chicago, 1947. Posted as a historical novelty.

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Other questionable pickled things (If you want to another weird pickled thing head to sorbet. Pickle sorbet is more than questionable):

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Other questionable pickled things (If you want to another weird pickled thing head to sorbet. Pickle sorbet is more than questionable):

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STEM Competition to combat light pollution!!!

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STEM Competition to combat light pollution!!!

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Ann Richards Austin: Team Skyglow Stoppers

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I love blackberries but dried blackberries are questionable.

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I love blackberries but dried blackberries are questionable.

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In my opinion, raspberries are the best fruit the world has ever seen

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In my opinion, raspberries are the best fruit the world has ever seen

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I now consider myself an expert on the history of tea (still reading)

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I now consider myself an expert on the history of tea (still reading)

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Create your own ML-powered opera song! by David Li with Google Arts & Culture