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i never watched ninjago...

i am so so sorry.

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oh oh and you're mary tyler moore

i dont care what they say about us anyway

i dont care bout that

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dead chat wowie zowie

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I uh... how do I say this...

Son, your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Prince, I wouldn't share private information about myl, you should know better

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I would like to apologize for what has been said by me.

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I would like to apologize for what has been said by me.

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People have taken it the wrong way. All it was, was a simple joke, nothing more. I would like to apologize to the people I have hurt or confused. Goodbye.

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some dude told me he was finna rob my crib and he did, yo.

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im wearing christmas pants on october 30th 

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im wearing christmas pants on october 30th 

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its horrible i know...

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Harvey.. I dream about you every night.. I can't get you out of my head..

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Harvey.. I dream about you every night.. I can't get you out of my head..

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Harvey... I need you... I think about you all the time

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Harvey... I need you... I think about you all the time

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I really love you harvey.. I mean it.. I'm not joking

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I really love you harvey.. I mean it.. I'm not joking

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I have a confession.. I secretly have a crush on Harvey 

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I have a confession.. I secretly have a crush on Harvey 

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i would lowkey make out with a pillow on make-out reef

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i would lowkey make out with a pillow on make-out reef

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my birthday is on april 1st

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uh let's uh- idk how to start this-

I NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT SOMETHING, I AM EXTREMELY ANGRY, W H Y? I DONT FUCKIN KNOW. THE MORE I THINK ABOUT WHY IM PISSED, I GET MORE PISSED, SO I TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT.

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hmu if you like pineapple ;)

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Kirby was always alone. He had no friends on Planet Popstar and he would wander the planet for hours, looking for something to do. He longed for companionship and connection. One day, as Kirby was wandering, he stumbled upon a strange human. The human was lost and alone, looking for a place to belong. Kirby was instantly drawn to the human, and the two quickly became friends. The human was fascinated by Kirby, and the two began to spend more and more time together, exploring the planet and getting to know one another. As they grew closer, Kirby began to realize that he was falling in love with the human. He spent days trying to find the right moment to express his feelings. Finally, one night, he mustered up the courage to tell the human how he felt. The human was surprised but happy, and the two embarked on a beautiful journey of love. Kirby and the human traveled the stars together, seeking out new adventures and exploring new places. Everywhere they went, their love only grew stronger and stronger. Kirby and the human eventually settled down and built a life together. They had a family and found a home on a small, peaceful planet. It was the perfect place for the two of them to live out their days, happy and in love.

The question is, who is this human?

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cream

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we just went to plaid pantry to get something eatable

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i saw what you deleted anonymous

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please help me.. i really need help seriously.. i just came thick loads of cum all over my chair and table and floor.. I need help!! What do I do

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please help me.. i really need help seriously.. i just came thick loads of cum all over my chair and table and floor.. I need help!! What do I do