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Nine years ago my son Enzo was born. It was the most important moment in my life. I always knew It was my responsibility to put my son on the right track. So, I knew that the football team He chose, would play an important role in our future relationship.

As funny as it was, my father was a Flamengo supporter and I was born a Vasco supporter. I got many good moments of Vasco in my teenage time, but Enzo was not a luck guy, because in his time Vasco was not good... His grandparents are flamengo, his mother is flamengo and flamengo was in their best moment, everyone wanted Enzo to become a flamengo supporter, but I said "Enzo will be flamengo when pigs fly".

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My friend and brother Nicolas asked me to go to a party with him. He said the party would be a lot of fun. But I said: "Bro, I'm sorry but I'm only going to this party when pigs fly, because Ana Beatriz, my girlfriend, won't even let me to go there. LOL

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I really love eating, specially pizzas, pastas and junk food but unfortunatelly I cannot eat this kind of food anymore on a daily basis because I can get fat. So, I decided to start a new life since the beginning of the year and I went to a Nutritionist. She asked me if I would be able to eat all kinds of vegetables. I answered that some would be ok but carrot and beets, only when pigs fly!

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I need to go on a diet, in fact we all need to have a healthy diet. But when physicians prescribe me some radical diet, I think to myself, "When pigs fly."

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I was talking to my mother about my brother, who said something rude to her. As I know him well, I said: " He'll apologize for his mistake when the pigs fly."

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Many people say I will speak English when pigs fly. But I will study hard and surprise everyone and they shall see pigs flying over their heads.

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My friend Isaac has been having a crush on Camila for, like, forever. Camila is very popular. She’s top of her class, pretty, and every guy in school is practically in love with her. And Isaac is convinced that he’s way out of her league.

One day, we’re sitting by the patio after class, and he suddenly says, dramatically, “I’ll date Camila when pigs fly, I mean, look at how beautiful she is.” Even though he’s actually funny and smart, he’s sure that he’ll never have a chance with her. I told him he should just talk to her, like, what’s the worst that could happen? But he laughed, convinced it would be a disaster.

After a few days, we were in the school canteen, and Camila walked right by our table. I looked at Isaac and said, “Go talk to her.” I didn’t expect him to actually do it, but to my surprise, he stood up and walked over to her, and he was actually talking to her, smiling and everything.

They chatted for a few minutes, and when he came back, I was ready to tease him, but he just sat down and smiled. “We’re studying for math together next week,” he said.

Honestly, I couldn’t believe it. Isaac went from “when pigs fly” to a study session with Camila. Maybe flying pigs aren’t so impossible after all.

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I want to visit Thailand one day and visit the paradisiac beaches and places there but when it comes to have a taste of some kind of exotic food they have there, like insects and bugs, only when pigs fly.

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I always try and help my clients. As a lawyer this is what I have to do. But my client had a big problem yesterday and he refused to pay. I tried to make him pay less, but he had to pay. Then he asked me, "Is there a way to avoid the payment?" and I replied, " When pigs fly!!!!"

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My friends and I organize a barbecue twice a year to keep us close. But one of our friends, Vânia, never manages to go to any of the events we arrange because she is always busy. This year she confirmed it and said she was excited to participate. When I saw the message, I thought to myself, "Vania will come when pigs fly."

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Last year I had a difficult time at school trying to learn math. I couldn't understand anything and for three bimesters my grades weren't very good. When the 4th bimester started, I made some calculations about my grades and I needed to get a 9.75 on the last exam or I would be done. I asked my teacher if it would be possible to get that and then she looked at me and replied, "You, getting 9.75 on my math exam? Only when pigs fly haha". I got so mad and I started with the eye of the tiger mode and I spent two weeks studying with no pause. After the exam, I got the results and I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw that. But I am very sure that since that day, my teacher has been seeing many pigs flying and no doubt she's not doing that to anyone else.

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In my company it is very difficult to get vacations due to the high demand on festive days. One day when my boss was in a good mood, I asked him if I could take vacations on Christmas, but he said that it would only happen when pigs fly.

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My son, like any other boy, loves gaming PCs but they cost an arm and a leg. I will see pigs fly before I buy him one.

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The other day my son was playing video games and challenged me: "Dad, let's play a soccer game and I'm going to beat you!" I agreed and replied: "I've been playing video games since I was your age. You're going to beat me when pigs fly..."

Then the game started and I was surprised. He played very well and won the game. At the end he even replied: "Dad, what time will the pigs fly?" lol

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On Saturday, my family and I went to Rock in Rio Brazil. In addition to the music, the space offered a Ferris wheel, a roller coaster, Tim downloads and zip lines. I said I would only go to these additional attractions when pigs fly because I am really afraid of heights.

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Earlier this year, I went on vacation with my wife to Mendoza, Argentina. It was a fantastic trip filled with winery tours, wine tastings, and memorable dinners. Before returning to Brazil, we bought souvenirs and wine to relive the experience later.

Back home, we started tasting the wines, but to my surprise, one of the most expensive bottles was spoiled. While disappointing, I didn’t let it tarnish the memories of the trip. Later, I received a WhatsApp from the same store that I had purchased the spoiled one, offering me more wine. I didn't resist and answered to which I humorously replied: “Buy more wine? from your store? Only when pigs fly!” Despite the mishap, the trip remained an unforgettable experience.

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My patient asked me when she should stop brushing her teeth three times a day, and I replied, "when pigs fly!

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Luiza, my older daughter, wants to go to Rock in Rio with her friends. She is fourteen years old and it is so early for this. I would only let her go alone when pigs fly. I said if she wants to go it has to be with me or her father.

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A friend that I play a game named The Strongest Battlegrounds said he would defeat me and prove that he is the best. I just replied and said, "You defeat me and be the best. Only when pigs fly.".