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Apparently, it is true for a lot of foods. Be prepared.

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Apparently, it is true for a lot of foods. Be prepared.

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Many of your favorite foods may contain bits and pieces of creatures that you probably didn’t know were there.
rodent dung in your coffee
Mold in the jelly on your toast
Maggots in your pizza sauce
30 or more insect parts and a sprinkling of rodent hair in dark chocolate

There’s no way to get rid of all the creatures that might hitch a ride along the food processing chain, the FDA has established standards to keep food defects to a minimum.

The coffee beans you grind for breakfast are allowed by the FDA to have an average of 10 milligrams or more animal poop per pound. As much as 4% to 6% of beans by count are also allowed to be insect-infested or moldy.

peanut butter is one of the most controlled foods in the FDA list; an average of one or more rodent hairs and 30 (or so) insect fragments are allowed for every 100 grams, which is 3.5 ounces.

Golden raisins are allowed to contain 35 fruit fly eggs as well as 10 or more whole insects (or their equivalent heads and legs) for every 8 ounces. Kid-sized containers of raisins are an ounce each. That’s more than 4 eggs and a whole insect in each box.

for every 4 oz. can of mushrooms there can be an average of 20 or more maggots of any size.

Paprika can have up to 20% mold, about 75 insect parts and 11 rodent hairs for every 25 grams (just under an ounce). A typical spice jar holds about 2 to 3 oz

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Some people survived the sinking of USS Arizona during Pearl Harbor but were trapped inside for up to 16 days before they died.

There are over 250,000 deaths a year due to medical error.

Fir trees can grow in human lungs

Botflies are a type of insect whose larvae burrow under your skin.

Horned toads can squirt blood out of their eyes.

Peanut butter can contain rat hairs

A chicken named Mike once lived for 8 weeks after his head was cut off.

A group of crows is called a murder.

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I have quotes to share! these are all things my family has said in the past week!

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I have quotes to share! these are all things my family has said in the past week!

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"Pancakes shouldn't crumble!'
"I just pilfered this juice!"
"Is purple the color blue?"
"I TOLD YOU FISH HAVE TEETH!"
"This happy face makes me ANGRY."

Most of those were my brother (and I have more, but I don't want to frighten anyone XDDD), and after he said it, he began throwing things across the room for the next 10 minutes...

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but... do you ever REALY rise from the ashes?

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Idk why, but this has popped up in my YT feed for the past two weeks. I don’t want lance to eat my face! HELP! I feel like this band is putting a hit out on me!  HELP MEEEEEEE! 

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Idk why, but this has popped up in my YT feed for the past two weeks. I don’t want lance to eat my face! HELP! I feel like this band is putting a hit out on me!  HELP MEEEEEEE! 