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Hollywood, CA | A Californian woman is suing her own parents for 2 million dollars because she blames her parents for her "ugly genes".

Annabelle Jefferson, 44, believes her parents are fully responsible for her unpleasant physical features which have led to her three divorces and a succession of depressions and psychological troubles.

" Both of my parents are so damn ugly, it is simply cruel to have had kids. There is no way they should have been allowed to reproduce themselves ."

" There should be government programs to sterilize ugly people or at least make it impossible for them to have kids, " she adds.

A series of divorces

Jefferson blames her parents for her succession of unsuccessful marriages which led to a series of psychological problems.

" During my first divorce, my ex-husband told the judge that every morning he saw my face, he felt nauseous and often had to run to the bathroom and puke, " she remembers painfully.

" My last husband was technically blind but regained 40% of his sight after a successful eye surgery. He divorced me the next week, " she recalls.

The 44-year-old plans on starting an association for people who have had similar problems and who wish to sue their " ugly parents ."

She also hopes to lobby the state department in the near future to pass legislation on banning people who don't meet decent beauty or aesthetic criteria to be sterilized or not to be allowed to give birth so as to prevent others from suffering as much as she did.

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California woman sues her parents because she is ugly

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Hollywood, CA | A Californian woman is suing her own parents for 2 million dollars because she blames her parents for her "ugly genes". Annabelle Jefferson, 44, believes her parents are fully responsible for her unpleasant physical features which have led to her three divorces and a succession of d

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Jeopardy has been a popular game and t.v. show for a while.

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President-elect drops in for one last game on favorite quiz show days before putting entire country in double, even triple, jeopardy

President-Elect Donald J. Trump has made over 4o appearances on Jeopardy! since the syndicated program first aired in 1984.

Last week, Mr. Trump taped his 43rd and final appearance on America's Favorite Quiz Show before assuming the presidency. For security reasons, he was the only contestant on the Jeopardy! panel, which only nominally improved his chances of winning despite hints from long-time host Alex Trebek.

Here's a portion of the transcript of the show, set to air Monday:

Alex Trebek: Mr. President-Elect, so honored to have you with us today. Without further ado, here are your six categories: Famous Presidents, Women's Parts, Irrevocable Treaties, Name That U.S. State, Russia, and finally, Greatest Golfers. Mr. Trump...let's play Jeopardy!

Donald J. Trump: Thank you, Alex, I'll take Greatest Golfers for $200.

AT: The answer is, He won the 1948 Masters Tournament as the 12th wearer of the Green Jacket.

AT: Form of a question, please.
DJT: Who was Claude Harmon?
AT: Correct, sir. Choose again.

DJT: Greatest Golfers for $1000.
AT: That is right, sir. You know your golf. Now let's mix it up.
AT: Ah, showing confidence here...okay. She took the U.S. Women's Amateur Championship in 1938 after being twice runner-up.

DJT: Let's see, okay, I'll take Women's Parts for $200.

AT: And the answer is, This is grabbable, but only with permission.
DJT: Sorry...What is the pussy?
DJT: Uh, not sure ...maybe, the breasts...no, wait, the pussy.
AT: And the answer is, Known for his honesty, he lead the nation through the American Civil War. AT: That was in the movie version, this is Famous Presidents. DJT: Who was Anatoly Sobchak?
AT: Don't forget, form of a question.

AT: YES! Well done. You're learning. Go again.

DJT: Let me have Famous Presidents for $400.

DJT: Who was Daniel Day Lewis?

DJT: Hmm...no idea. Let's skip to Russia for $600.

AT: After the fall of communism in 1990, Vladimir Putin became an adviser to this liberal politician in Leningrad.

AT: That's right! An obscure one, too. Pick again, sir.

DJT: Let's stay with Russia for $800.

AT: He was the third Romanov Emperor, known as The Peacemaker.

DJT: Who was weakling Alexander III, reigned from March 13, 1881 to November 1, 1894?

AT: Oh, goodness, correct ... and with dates, too. You certainly know your Russian history, sir. Ready for a U.S.-based question?
AT: Okay, sir, no worries, you're still well in the lead. Let's jump right to the Final Jeopardy round, shall we?
DJT: Not really... but, okay, I'll take Name That U.S. State for $400.

AT: The answer is, Famous for growing oranges, this state also hosts the entertainment destination, Disneyworld.

DJT: Oh, I know that one. I have an estate there...oh, damn...

AT: Quickly sir, before the buzzer sounds...its capital is Tallahassee...

DJT: Oh, jeez...uh...What is Georgia?

AT: Oooh, no, so sorry. What is Florida...Florida.

DJT: Shit...I knew that...Georgia is peaches, anyway.

DJT: Let's do this, bring it on.

AT: Here we go. The Final Jeopardy category is, Notable American Women...

DJT: Whoa, Alex...not a favorite of mine, let's change that up...

AT: No sir, I'm sorry but the Final Jeopardy category will remain, Notable American Women. Enter your wager and we'll be right back for the Final Jeopardy clue after these brief messages.

(During the station break, President-Elect Trump calls in son-in-law Jared Kushner to ask if he knows any notable American women. Kushner lists all the American suffragettes before the commercial break ends.)

AT: We're back...the president-elect has recorded his final wager amount and here's the Final Jeopardy answer...During WWII, this fearless first lady stood by her husband even when he couldn't. You'll have 30 seconds to record your answer.

(Donald Trump looks exasperated, glances over at Kushner and his Secret Service detail. Daughter Ivanka bares her front teeth and parodies an overbite. The president-elect has no idea what she's trying to communicate).

AT: Time's up. Let's see what you've written...Okay, first you wrote Who was Mrs. Stalin?, which you crossed off, then Who is Melania?, which is also x-ed out, and you finished with Who is Nasty Woman? No, I'm sorry none of those is correct, we were looking for Eleanor Roosevelt, wife of President Franklin D. Roosevelt. FDR.

DJT: No way, Alex, question was not clear. It was rigged. Rigged quiz show.

AT: Sir, I'm sorry, the question was quite clear. Now, let's see what you wagered?

DJT: Fuck my wager. I wagered that Monty Hall was a better game show host than you'll ever be, alright, you stupid Canucklehead!

(The president-elect then stormed off the set, returned to his motorcade, and from his limousine tweeted, "Jeopardy once good show, now sucks. Alex Trebek, cheater. Sad. Send that puckhead back to moosefucking Canada!")

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Trump Makes Final "Jeopardy!" Appearance Before Taking Office

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President-Elect Donald J. Trump has made over 4o appearances on Jeopardy! since the syndicated program first aired in 1984. Last week, Mr. Trump taped his 43rd and final appearance on America's Favorite Quiz Show before assuming the presidency. For security reasons, he was the only contestant on the Jeopardy!