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"When's this due?"

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"If you have time to think about a beautiful end, then live beautifully until the end."
- Sakata Gintoki

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"Common sense is like deodorant; those that need it most, don’t use it."

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"They say I could become anything so I became Tony Stark."

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"You went to high school, I went to school high."

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"Yeet"

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"I'm not actually funny. I'm just really mean and people think i'm joking"

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"I had to put my grades up for adoption because I couldn't raise them"

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"I will kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet."

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"Hit it until you break it."

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"The only high expectations I have for the future is my height."

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"In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different."

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"You can't choose your father but you can choose your daddy."

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"Of course I dress well, I didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing."

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"When butterflies are in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?"

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"So you're saying, i can write anything here, and you'll put it in the yearbook."

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"High school is like riding a bike. Except the brake is on fire, the pedals are on fire, and the wheels are flat-tired and you're in hell. Oh well."

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"Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge."

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"I probably look happy in this photo. I'm not. I wanted to kill the photographer for accidentally getting marker on MY GODDAMN NEW YEEZYS. DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH THESE COST??? And his ass went 'my bad'."

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"The Office, Season 7, episode 19, minute 14:25"

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"Live fast. Die young."

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"I can hardly see how I look in this picture, so I hope it's a good one -- if I look ugly in it, then, well, this is pretty darn embarrassing."

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"J'ai la flemme"

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"If you like water, you already like 72% of me"

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"Normal people scare me"

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"The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready."

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"School's not important. Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog, ROOF, y'know?"

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"If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport."

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"I'm sorry for the mean things I said when I was hungry."

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"No comment."

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“Just trying to mind my business and eat my vegetables.”

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"Ah yes graduating from bitches town to demonsville."

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""I don't care about my exams", I say, caringly, as i care deeply"

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"DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER, IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE YEARBOOKS YOU WILL NEVER FIND LOVE.

ThiS reAlly woRks"

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"I am rather appalled at the limit of characters for this. I am certain that I cannot fit all my thoughts of these last 4 years into such few cha."

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"I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose."